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*§*Jokes*§* - s.pimp707
Hi people there are your jokes,you could add your jokes here!!!
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WHY R MEN LIKE TOILETS? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .CUZ DEY R ALL EITHER VACANT, ENGAGED OR FULL OF SHIT
WHAT DO U CALL A BLONDE WITH 2 BRAIN CELLS? .. . . . , . . . . . . PREGNANT
A little boy asked his father,Daddy,how much does it cost to get married?I don't know,son,replied his father,i'm still paying for it.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife,Debbie,pack your things,girl.I won the lottery! Shall i pack for warm weather or cold?Asks debbie.I don't care,the man responds.Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!
Q:Why did they have to draw a circle round your mouth when you were born? A:Because you were so ugly they were afraid they might feed you ass by mistake!
A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby.Look at his penis,says the man.It's massive!Yes,dear,says the woman.But atleast he's got your eyes.
At a news conference,a journalist said to the polititico running for the presidency,you secretary said publicly that you have a small penis.Would you please comment on this.The truth is,replied the politian,that she has a big mouth.
Penis say's 2 balls i'm going 2 take you guys 2 a really great place 2night!!Ball's reply oh fuck off!You always go in and leave us outside!!
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