1) Bhai- gandhijayanti ke bare me kya jaante ho? Circuit- gandhi aadmi they,maa kasam bhai par apun ko yeh nahi malum ke yeh jayanti kaun bhai.
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2) Congrats Sam: U've become a father.
Sam: Don't tell my wife. I want to give her a surprise !!!!
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3) Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
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