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>¤< tips 4 men >¤<
give flower with stem, it means you love her...give flower w/t stem, it means you like her....give stem only, it means you like her flower....ha ha ha ha !!
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!! warning !!
children playing outside the car...can cause accident....adults playing inside the car can cause ...children !!ha ha ha...
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!! sweetheart watching the skiy...love whats ur horoscope? ? Lady replied..Whats horoscope means? love replied, r u cancer ? ? lady replied no love , mine is mayoma!! ha ha ha ...
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mother talk to her son , why ur so poor in mathematics ? u knw only how to count 1 to 10? ...son replied..dad is more poor than me ...i heard last night he told u , 3 is enough!! ha ha ha
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!! husband and wife talking..my love do u think how old am i ? ? husband replied ...ur hair ur looking 18...back side 22...ur complexion is 22...total 56 sweetheart!! ha ha ha...
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!! sweet friends...i have a gifts 4 u...delia replied, really ? what ? 10, feet snake 4m india... !! oww delia replied ...im nt crazy hey! snake dnt have feet! ha ha ha...
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!! International call !!
husband in US call to his wife.. helow honey ,hows ur store ?
Wife: Oh its grocery nw...
Husband: Great! And the restaurant ?
Wife: its ktv bar nw...
Husband: What a great news! and hows our 2 children ?
Wife ... that ? They are 5 nw ! ha ha ha..
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inday send letter to her husband !!
Inday, love thanks 4 the chocolates that u send to us we like it.. nene eat chocolates everyday , and Jr. us the nike shoes always, but love if u dnt mind , pls dont send nivea milk nextime , they dnt want the taste, im the only 1 whose eating it...ha ha ha..
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in mental hospital, patients having party, Jong delivering speech at the mental hospital..
Inmates: bravooooo Jong! huh !
bodyguard : seeing the janitor nt cheering with them...
Guard: why are u nt joining us?
Janitor replied: im not crazy... ha ha ha..
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>¤< essence of a woman ha ha ha ....
a virgin order ...soup...
a divorce order ...coke...
a married order ...colahh...ha ha ha! >¤<
>¤< reporter : when is ur birthday ??
erap : december 25 !!
reporter : what date ? ?
erap : every year !! ha ha ha ha ha >¤<
