´Hasna Mana Hai´ Doston Aap Ke Liye Mere Paas Jokes Ke Kuch Collections Hain. I Hope You Would Like It. Please Write Your Comments Or Suggestions To Me. Or You Want To Download Something. +91-9899-1234-47 E.Mail ek_accha_dost007@yahoo.co.in (1). Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele=lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) (2).Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hoti hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai.........(3).kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chode nahi jaate....(4).Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....(5).Humse door jayoge kaise,Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise....(6). Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye....(7).Mere Dil ,Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...(8).You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Alway..(9). Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.............................(10)Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain (11). 11.Tere liye ek ladki dhundi hain biodata bhej raha hoon. Name:Chameli ADD:Chandni bar Age:Sweet 16 Edu:BSC in kamasutra. Experience:Ab tak chappan.(12).Prostitute askd Plastic Surgeon 2 make another hole for her. Surgeon was surprised & asked Y?She answered:Busines is good, so opening a new branch.(13).Prostitute askd Plastic Surgeon 2 make another hole for her. Surgeon was surprised & asked Y?She answered:Busines is good, so opening a new branch..(13)Gam-e-ulfat me hum hain to Gaand maar lo hamari,Gam-e-ulfat me hum hain to aaj Gaand maar lo hamari....Jab bahar-e-chaman aaengi to maa chodh denge tumhari..(14)A boy and a girl passing through jungle. Boy:Darling Bra kas ke bnd krlo Girl: Kyu? Boy:Suna ni tune ajkal ChÉÉta bhi peeta hai.(15).Hey´DUSHT PRANI´apne zindagi k paap mitane ke liye,or apni galtiyan sudharne keliye 5100 baar is maha mantra ka roj jaap kar´East or West´Sameer´ DADY IS THE BEST.(16).Three Men talking abt AiDS..1-Mein to condom ke bina karta nahi 2-Mein to ungli me bhi Condom pehanta hu. 3-Mein to bilkul risk nahi leta,Dost se karwa leta hu!(17).Jab bhi khayal aya to tera aya, ankhein band ki to khawab tera aya, socha yaad kar loon us khuda ko, honth khule to naam phir tera ayaa...(18).Na tum aids se darte ho,na hi condom se karte ho ,tum to samaaj se darte ho isliye ghar mein haath se karte ho.!SEND IT TO ALL MUTHHAALS.(19).Suhagraat ke din pati patni se bola-shaadi se pahle i have fuked 10girls. Patni boli-muhje pata tha,kundli mili hai to charactar bhi milega.(20)Jony jony yes papa,Fucking gals yes papa Wearing condoms no papa, AIDS hoga HA HA HA send it 2 all careless fuckers..(21) A lucky star dropped on earth & asked me to choose a millionor a true friend. I had to choose millionb´coz i already have u.(22).Hritik:agar mai kahu....,to kya kahogi? PREITY:Mai tumse kahungi us raat ko agar tum aur hila k karte,zara ghuma fira k karte to BACHHA hota.(23).Prayer of bachelors-Radhe radhe,kudi fasade.Hare murari,hove kunwari.Jai hanuman di,hove mere haan di Waheguru ji da khalsa,mukhda hove chand sa...(24).Yaad aaye kabhi to ankhein num na karna, hum chale bhi jaye to gam na karna, yeh zaruri nahi har rishtey ka koi naam ho par DOSTI ka ehsas dil se kum na karna.(30).Prayer is not an extra option nor is it a last resort when all other methods have failed. When man works, man works. But when man prays, God works! G O O D M O R N I N G.(31).Once pig & pigess went to resturant and called the waiter and ordered > 1 KADHAI tati > 1 MALAI tati > 1 TATI fry waiter took the order & went with a surprise & then:-pigess called the waiter again and told him to not to put payaz..Pig asked why and then she replied kyonki usse se badboo aati hai.(32)..Mrs. Dahhi & bhalla request da pleasure of ur cmpany to atnd da marrige of their son kaka gol gappa weds bibi paapdi (D/O Mrs. Kachori & mr. Samosa of tikkipuri) at pastry hall on 29 feb,2005. Near jalebi chowk,lijjat papad nagar-420840 mele chachu ki sadi me jalul ana...baby bundi. RSVP- masaley.(33).

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