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:♥:Reflexiones sobre los niños:♥: - ser.padres



:♥:Reflexiones sobre los niños:♥:
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This page includes the English version You can read the English version of this release at the end of page


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REFLEXIONES SOBRE LOS NIÑOS
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1- Los bebés no son como personitas, son personas.

2- Los médicos no tienen ningún remedio tajante para los cólicos del lactante, no hace falta insistir cada tres dias en visitar al pediatra.

3- Al igual que todos, los bebés se aburren si están cinco horas sentados en una hamaca y solos. Aunque parezca mentira, les gusta la compañia.

4- Pedir compañia, mimos o besos no es "saber mucho" estar "mal acostumbrado" o mal educado, así somos los seres humanos. Quién quiere un novio que no bese, que no quiera nuestra compañia? (recordemos que los bebés son personas)

5- Los muñequitos musicales y peluches son tan adorables como las muñecas hinchables.

6- Las guarderias no son para que un niño de seis meses se socialice y aprenda, son para guardarlo mientras los padres no pueden estar con él.

7- Los niños siempre se cagan antes de salir de casa.

8- Los niños se mean/cagan/vomitan en ese traje de seda, dos minutos antes de una cita importante.

9- Las películas infantiles no son para los niños, son para que los padres puedan hacer lo que quieren sin ser molestados.

10- "Si estás mosqueado por el trabajo no es mi problema". "Si vas estresada no me grites". "No me lo digas todo chillando", son frases que los niños no saben decir.

11- Llevar a los niños a clase de inglés y música es un favor que nos hacemos los padres.

12- Los niños lloran y chillan cuando no nos va bien. No saben que significa "jaqueca".

13- Los niños no tienen problemas de sueño, son los padres los que no duermen lo que quieren

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English version

It may contain errors of translation / We apologize for any inconvenience

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Reflections on the children

1 - Babies are not like personitas are persons.

2 - Doctors have no choice but to blunt the infant colic, there is no need to insist every three days to visit the pediatrician.

3 - Like all, babies become bored if they are five hours sitting in a hammock and alone. While it may seem a lie, like the company.

4 - Request company, mimes or kissing is not "know much" being "used bad" or poorly educated, and we are human beings. Who wants a boyfriend who does not kiss, you do not want our company? (remember that babies are people)

5 - The muñequitos music and stuffed animals are so adorable like inflatable dolls.

6 - Nurseries are not for a child of six months socialize and learn, is to save while parents can not be with him.

7 - Children are always cagan before leaving home.

8 - Children mean / CAC / vomit in that silk dress, two minutes before an important appointment.

9 - The children's films are not for children, are for parents to do what they want without being harassed.

10 - "If you're mosque for the work is not my problem." "If you're not stressed shouts at me." "I do not say all the shouting," are phrases that children do not know say.

11 - Bring the children to English class and music is a favour that we are parents.

12 - The children cry and scream when we are not going well. They do not know which means "headache".

13 - Children have no trouble sleeping, are the parents who do not sleep what they want


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