A man walked into a bar and said ow!
whats the difference bettwen a mosquito nd a blonde gal? The mosquito stop sucking when u slap it! Ha ha
how do u kill a irish sumbarine? Knock on de door! Ha ha
Why dunt football players play in space? Cause der is no atmosphere!
why r football players always cool? Cause of der fans!
Wat do u get when u cross a waterboy with a fit girl? A wet pussy