Hi, I´m JimmyTheHoover and tonight I´m joined by talentless tv uberannoyance Vernon Kaye. Thanks for coming Vernon.
[VK] : No problem Jimbo, cos see me? I´m northern me.
[JTH] : Quite... So, tell me Vernon, what is it that makes you such a slap-worthy pain in the derriere?
[VK] : Well, it all began when i were a lad down t´pit, wi me cloth cap n me penchant for pigeons n marmite then...
[JTH] : How fascinating, and what a complete pack of lies. Is it true that you and June Sarpong are in fact the ANTICHRIST?
[VK] : Jesus knocked us into a herd of pigs once. Which was a right laugh, then...

Sod it, this is crap, i´m stopping this here and now. It sucks like a rainy bank holiday weekend in cleethorpes.

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