Owing to my beloved network provider and its penchant for taking more than its fair share of my pennies in return for the out-of-date sweepings from a rope-maker´s workshop floor which they peddle, my desire to continue to keep this site updated as of late has been rather forcefully defenestrated.

I forgive them, but one day they shall have to answer to Jesus.

Anyway, I´d just like to wish all visitors and indeed all life on this planet and elsewhere - such as rotherham - all the best for the festive season, a very merry christmas and a happy new year. Since i am head over heels in love with the woman of my dreams, this goodwill even extends to goats and their allies. So, all the best everyone, hope to see you all in 2005.

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