its been quite a while since i last updated SHEEPORAMALAMA and now i sit here on the 6th day of July in the year 2004 and... i´ve forgotten what i was going to say.
thanks for all the feedback from Russia taking offence at the stuff i said about your fine country. it was just a JOKE people! man... i thought you people were supposed to be jolly? anyway, i´ve had it pointed out to me that not everything in Russia is made of potatoes after all. some of the football teams are apparently made of bananas or something. i dont know.
i´ve given up my sheep pleasing activites and have now become a reformed character. being held down and having several thousand volts buzzed through your brain does that to a man, i assure you. ho hum. jesus will be back soon though, so it´ll all be ok then. i should know. santa told me.
i´ve also given up ranting and raving about pretty much everything, though i´ve had to hit the bottle pretty hard in order to do so. HAPPY NOW?
it wasn´t santa that told me. on reflection, i realise i erred. i´m sorry. it was in actual fact elvis. fancy that eh?
