+From Russia With Wellies+
Today - the 23rd day of March in the year 2004AD - i welcome to my humble abode a fair fleecey visitor from a far off land. It has been too long since i last saw Ekaterina the Russian ewe and i am eager to renew our acquaintance. Mmmm... my fair woolly russian beauty... hubba hubba... i´m wearing my newest cleanest wellies as a tribute to your hypnotic allure... uh yeah...
That´s quite enough of that behaviour methinks. Some things are best left private. Instead, here are a few facts about Russia
1) Russia is the world´s biggest country, i think so anyway. I might be wrong. It might be canada or something. But the fact remains Russia is huge. Its bigger than britain, bigger than america and this man once told me it was bigger than the moon!
2) everything in Russia is made from potatoes or potato derivatives. The buildings, people´s clothes, even space rockets and cats and things - all made out of potatoes. When potatoes were introduced to Russia by sir francis drake or someone like that in the middle ages, they replaced parsnips as the basis for the nation´s entire economy.
3) the Russian word for yes is ´da´ the word for no is ´nyet´ and they have over four thousand different words for ´maybe´
4) one of my mates went to Russia one time and said it was nice, if a bit cold. Another of my mates went to finland instead but that´s another story.
