I recently organised a fun filled evening for myself and the woolly harem, a stars in their eyes style evening, where the sheep gave performances the excellence of which was measured by just how frisky they got me.

All their entries were first class (as were all of mine afterwards... know what i´m saying?) but the top three are given here for your enjoyment...

3rd - Ethel the ewe´s splendid rendition of deelite´s ´´groove is the heart´´ complete with psychadelic backdrop and authentic beehive wig.

2nd - Mai-ling the vietnamese crack ho´ ewe (she so hawnee) done up like madonna and belting out ´´like a virgin.´´ oh... the irony.

1st - Morag the blow up sheep with her foot tapping dreadlock shaking take on bob marley´s ´´is this love´´ ... hubba hubba...

To give more details of the contest and its lustful frenzied aftermath would get this site shut down. Dig what i´m saying?

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