hello, good evening and welcome! its Sheeporama´s roving reporter Sheepnik here with all the latest news from the frontline. and the catchphrase for today would have to be ´´three billy goats gruff... satan... capricorn... YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING TODAY!´´

todays points of note - a whole platoon of goat infantry were found wandering aimlessly around half a mile from my current location. unconfirmed reports suggest they´d tried to surrender to a cloud.

Later in the day, a entire planeload of goat paratroopers were wiped out without a shot being fired. the problem seems to have lain in the command ´count to ten and pull the rip cord.´ goats cant count. much the same reason why the goat army´s intelligence corp fouls up every mission - goats dont possess intelligence.

there are indications tonight that the war may soon escalate. earlier, long simmering tension between the cows and the pigs exploded into open hostility, with the cows accusing the pigs of possessing weapons of mass destruction. the situation worsened when the cow head of state started screaming ´´there´s no WAY its only eggs you lot are laying at the chicken representative. the spat ended however when a bloody big dog appeared and started telling the lot of them to shut it. the cat ambassador could not be contacted for comment.

and that wraps up tonights round of reports from the frontline. this is Sheepnik, for SBC, in the middle of nowhere. cold. wet. miserable. surrounded by goat prisoners who keep trying to eat mud. pissed off. totally pissed off.

eh? what you mean we´re still on air?

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