my name is James T Hoover Esq III. the ´T´ is short for ´Toilet´ which is where i was conceived. at time of writing, i am 29 years of age and i am from Scotland.
i love sheep. i am obsessed with sheep. there´s nothing sordid or sick about it, its love, you people wouldn´t understand! you never do! i also like other things, such as chinese food, looking up at the stars and wondering what´s up there, what kind of planets are up there away out in space orbiting distant stars. i sit and ponder on whether there are sheep on those planets. that possibility does things to my body chemistry, interesting things, things that go bump in the night and make my favourite blow-up sheep, morag, go ´´ooooo baby´´ until the morning light.
people ask me why i talk about sheep all the time, and my answer is ´why not?´ people ask why i despise goats and i reply ´because they started it´ and people ask me if i´ll ever grow up and grow out of this imaginary world i live in and i reply ´no, because my reality´s fine, its YOURS that´s the delusion.´
so that´s you told.
