21:-) Heaven is to have an American salary, British house, Chinese food and an Indian wife. Hell is to have an American wife, British food, Chinese house and an Indian salary!
22:-( Happiest man is one whose daughter is femina, son on India Today, girlfriend on Playboy and wife on Missing Peoples magazine!
23;-) Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor and second nature in a married man!
24:-D A fine is tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing well. So do well but don´t pay taxes, only fine. Fine?
25:-l Unlike othes your brain is unique. It is divided into two parts: Left and Right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left!
26:-) Poets love poetry, potters love pottery, cooks love cookery then why can´t adults love adultery?
27:-( Defn of a Parsi : Dentally forward, mentally backward, physically auckward and socially fast forward!
28;-) Let me kiss your lips, let me feel your teeth, let me taste your tongue! Hey honey, its me tumhara suraksha chakra COLGATE!
29:-D Reliance new ad campaign : Bhaad mein baap ka sapna, jaldi ho batwara apna, chale the karne duniya muthhi mein, ho gaya batwara chutki mein!
30:-l Bhagwgn sabse jyada khush kab hota hai? When a man is attempting to rape a girl and she says: Mujhe Bhagwan ke liye chhod do!
