31:-) Saccha Deshpremi kaun hai? One who shits on English toilet in Indian style!
32:-( What is meant by burning desire during love? When you reach out in the dark for vaseline and pick up Amrutanjan balm by mistake!
33;-) SON: What is the difference between confidence and confidential? FATHER: I know that you are my son, that is confidence. Your friend is also my son, that is confidential!
34:-D MARKETING LESSON: You propose a girl, that is direct marketing. Propose on phone, that is telemarketing. Gisl slaps you after proposal, that is customer response!
35:-l Two lovers plan to commit suicide. Boy jumps first, girl closes her eyes and turns back saying "love is blind" Boy is in the air on his parachute saying"love never dies"!
36:-) A perfect marriage is a mixture of trust and understanding. In most cases, the wife does not trust the husband and the husband does not understand the wife!
37:-( If you are alive after 100 years, what does it mean? It means that hell is full!
38;-) A man calls his wife through an IDEA mobile and the call goes to another lady. After talking for a while they start dating and get married. Moral? An IDEA can change your wife!
39:-D To lead a happy life three things are essential: 1. Keep brain as ice factory 2. Keep tongue as sugar factory 3. Keep heart as wax factory!
40:-l A message from ladies hostel to electricity dept during power failure at night: Send your men fast, girls are using candles.....!
