41:-) Dhritarashtra said to his wife: Thanks for giving me 100 sons. She replied: If you were not blind, it would not have been possible!
42:-( Man went to Ram mandir to pray for help in finding his lost wife. Lord Ram said: There is a Hanuman mandir nearby, pray to him. He helped find my wife!
43;-) Yamraj took a man on tour of hell. There Gandhi was doing it with Diana. MAN: Why is Gandhi´s punishment so joyful? YAMRAJ: It is punishment to Diana not Gandhi!
44:-D Consequence of American lifestyle: The wife rushed into her house screaming to her husband "Darling come quick, your kids and my kids are beating up our kids"!
45:-l What will happen if Salman Khan marries Mallika Sherawat? They will not get any laundry bills!
46:-) Friendship is like the relationship between the hands and the eyes. Its like when the hand gets hurt, the eyes cry and when the eyes cry, the hand wipes its tears!
47:-( A pregnant lady went to insurance office demanding compensation. Officer said: Madam, your policy only entitles for sickness and accident, not pregnancy. She said: But it was an accident.
48;-) Why does a man marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. You should also face horror, terror and tragedy!
49:-D BOSS to REGIONAL MANAGER: This month your target is 5 crores. RM to BOSS: I will do 10 crores. BOSS: Mazak kyun karta hai? RM: Shuru kisne kiya tha?
50:-l An electrical engineer was on tour when his wife delivered a baby. She SMSed him: Spare part arrived. He SMSed back: GR8. Is it a transmitter or a reciever?!
