51:-) If someone yov love hurts you, set him free. If he comes back to you, shoot the bastard. If he doesn´t come back, hunt him down and then shoot the bastard!
52:-( Every man before marriage is line AIRTEL: Aisi azadi aur kahan. After marriage he is like HUTCH: Wherever you go the network follows.
53;-) Winter comes again and again, summer comes again and again but friend jike you never comes again and again. Because God never makes mistakes again and again!
54:-D What would happen if you had a wooden car with wooden seats, wooden tyres and a wooden engine? It wooden start!
55:-l A couple drove down the highway just a quarrel. Some pigs were passing by the road. Wife asked: Relatives of yours? Husband replied: Yeah, in-laws!
56:-) WIFE: How much do you love me? HUSBAND: Like Shahjahan WIFE: Wow! You mean you will build a Taj Mahal for me after die? HUSBAND: I have already booked a plot for you, the delay is from your side!
57:-( LAW OF CONSERVATION OF LOVE: Love can neither ae created nor destroyed. But it can be transferred from one girlfriend to another with slight loss of money!
58;-) A man kills a deer and cooks it but doesn´t tell the kids what it is. He gives them a clue: Its what mom calls me. Coy cries out: Don´t eat! Its a fucking ass-hole!
59:-D Is there any difference between Indian and US laws? In India, you can´t kiss in public. In the US, you can´t piss in public!
60:-l See the sky and you will see God´s grace. See the rain and you will daoce again. Sef the moon and you will see the depth of the ocean. See the mirror and you will see God´s greatest mistake!
