81:-) Bruce Lee´s favourites: Vegetable-MU LEE Breakfast-ID LEE Festival-DIWA LEE Actress-SONA LEE Music-QAWWA LEE!
82:-( Ek aadmi sadhu se bola: Meri girlfriend bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola: Mere pas upay hota to mai sadku kyon banta?!
83;-) When words fail, eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When heart fails..... Then what? Samajh le tapak gaya maamu!
84:-D Interviewer after examining the job application: I see you have put ASAP down for the date you are available to start meaning "as soon as possible" of course. You have put AMAP down for required salary. I don´t believe I have ever seen that before. What does it mean? Candidate: As much as possible!
85:-l Q: Is the man your sister going to marry rich? A: I don't think so, because everytime my mom starts to talk about the wedding, my dad says ' Poor young man'!
86:-) An American comedian said: Peoplf say New Yorkes can't get along. Not true. I saw 2 coplete strangers sharing a cab. One took the tyres and other took the stereo!
87:-( A frog phoned the psychic hotline and was told: You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. FROG: This is great! Will I meet her in a party or what? PSYCHIC: No, next semester in her biology class!
88;-) MAN: My family is like a nation. My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war and my daugher is foreign secretary. CO-WORKER: Sounds interesting! And what is your position? MAN: I'm the people. All I do is pay!
89:-D In a physics class, the teacher boiled some water. When the water startee boiling & making a noise, he asked: Why is the water making this noise Johnny? JOHNNY: That's the germs screaming before they are boiled!
90:-l A mother waiting anxiously for her son on the last day of the term. MOM: At lgst you are home! Where is your report? SON: I haven't got it. MOM: How come? SON: I lent it to my friend. MOM: And why does need it? SON: He wants to scare his parents with it!
