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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
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because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 179)
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 200)
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 184)
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 105)
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Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 125)
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( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
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--I SEE U BABY--
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----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
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Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
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Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 165)
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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
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He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 162)
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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 112)
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 133)
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INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 80)
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
