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Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 139)
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Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 72)
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 162)
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