oye balle oye balle
jo bole so nihaal saat sri akaal....
singh iz kinng
koi punjabi gussa na kario...
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Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
posted in Sardar SMS |
Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare? (30 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
posted in Sardar SMS |
Traffic signal for aeroplane (35 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
posted in Sardar SMS |
What is skeleton? (68 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5)
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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. (57 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)
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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Subah 5 baje phansi (91 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)
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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Examiner taking practical of sardar (97 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)
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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
1st ever intelligent sardar. (76 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
3 sardar after exam (55 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)
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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
posted in Exam SMS, Sardar SMS |
Please bike taze na chalao (114 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
A sardar goes to a restaurant (28 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)
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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
posted in Sardar SMS |
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant (53 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
What is a grownup joke? (57 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Mujhe sardar bana do (62 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS (372 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS |
Monkeys play football (72 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)
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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya (60 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
A child after 3 month of marriage (44 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
I will give both of them (52 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5)
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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Money wrapped in a rubber band? (38 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Sardar going to shikaar (54 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
1 pathan airhostess se (51 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di (58 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)
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Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS, Wife SMS |
Naujawanon come forward. (41 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)
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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Chemical symbols & sardar (57 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)
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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Sardar falling in love! (39 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Sardar selected a short girl to marry (21 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)
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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy (42 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
What is the fastest thing in world? (52 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Singh in every sardar’s name (39 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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Why is “SINGH†added to every sardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?
Really u don’t know?
Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
“Inam kis ko mile ga?”
2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko”
Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?
posted in Sardar SMS |
Tring Tring Tring. (26 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
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Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Sardar SMS |
Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain? (19 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
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Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya
posted in Sardar SMS |
How can you make seven even? (19 votes, average: 3.32 out of 5)
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Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven†, Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
posted in Sardar SMS |
Sardar made a call to the airport (30 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)
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Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
posted in Sardar SMS |
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha (55 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)
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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train (18 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Sardar SMS |
Doctor suggested full body Xray (79 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,
Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
posted in Sardar SMS |
50% of sardars are not donkeys (74 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)
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Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Taxi driver to sardar (34 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
posted in Sardar SMS |
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. (49 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
You are seeing my wife (42 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay (32 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)
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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
posted in Sardar SMS |
Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay? (53 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Sardar always smile during lightning storms (31 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)
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Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
posted in Sardar SMS |
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS |
Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota (22 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
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Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.
Sardar: Hota hay.
FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)
Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
posted in Sardar SMS |
Is that a sun or moon (28 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)
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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
posted in Sardar SMS |
What is a adult joke? (4 votes, average: 3 out of 5)
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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet (268 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5)
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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS |
Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie (14 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
posted in Sardar SMS |
A sardarji Doctor falls in love (18 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)
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A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister….
posted in Sardar SMS |
wife di mout ki khabar sun ker (19 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
posted in Sardar
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