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Arz kiya hai.. Rajwade pe ud rahe the Ghode, Rajwade pe ud rahe the Ghode.. Dhyan se kya padh raha hai Loude, Kabhi dekha hai udne wale Ghode..??
2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal mein Admit the.. Pehla cockroach: "Kya 'Baygon' se...?" Dusra: "Nahi re 'Paragon' se...!"
Sardar in Bar Sees a SEXY lady, sends her expensive bottle of WINE. She sends a note bak: "4 me 2 accept this bottle, u need 2 hav a Mercedes, Million$ in ur bank & 7 inches in ur Pants. Sardar replies: I hv 4 Mercedes n ovr 200million$ in Bank. But just for ur PUSSY i won't cut off 3 inches..!
IT Officer askd a PROSTITUTE why she mentioned her occupation as a 'Poultry Farmer'. She replied- "Becoz I Raised 3000 COCKS last year..!"
Rockin Lines.. "Fight with ur strength, not with other's weakness because true success lies in ur effort not in other's defeat..."
Har ek lund par likha hai ek pussy ka naam.. Har ek lund par likha hai ek pussy ka naam.. To phir kyu karte ho usko hilane ka kaam...! (",)
Life is simple matter, Enjoy wid whisky quater, Add sme bisleri water, U feel the effect later, Follow dis matter, Ur Life wil becme Greater. (",)
Mushkil is duniya me kuch b nahi, Fir b log apne irade thod dete he, Agar sache dil se ho rista, to sitare b apni jagah kisi k liye chhod dete he...
Mistakes r committed by Strong as well Weak people. Only Difference is Strong Admits, Weaker Looks for Excuses..!
GRAND SON: DADAji ye Condom kya hota hai? GRANDFATHER: chal bhag nalayak mujhe nahi pata. Grand son: Saale pata hota to aaj jayedad ke 8 tukde nahi hote...!
Similariies btwn MOUTH & PUSSY: Both open as much WIDE as d SIZE it requires. Both never get TIERED swallowing d ''THING'' in frqnt intervals. Both has small TONGUE inside. Both has HAIRS around in. Both d places v can insert our COCK. Both SMELLS worst if uncleaned. Both r HOT inside. Both r RED....!
Gyan of d Millennium: A Woman will always forgive & forget- but She'll never let u forget that she had FORGIVEN and FORGOTTEN...!
Old man: Doc I want u to reduce my SEX drive! Doc: Ur sex drive is too high..!!? Old man: Right now its in my MIND, I want it lowered to my COCK...!
Best T-Shirt quote for the time being...? I dont need SEX!! Bcz my studies Fuck me everyday... (",)
Sirf rishto ke bandhan ko vishwas nahi kehte, Har aansu ko jazbaat nahi kehte, Kismat se milta hai dost jindagi me isliye dost ko kabhi ittefaq nahi kehte....
MOM 2 KID: Jo Bache Angutha chuste he unka pet Ful jata he... Ek din Bache ne ek Pregnent Lady ko dekha aur bola: ''MUJHE PATA HE AAPNE KYA CHUSA THA....''
TEST 4 U...... Which Heroine has only 3 Hairs on her PUSSY?!! Don't count, just think...Got it? Its ''3 sha...'' ('',)
The Best ANTI-VIRUS program for a computer is SAFE-SEX. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy wen inserting in DRIVE...!
Nice Quote: Wen I was SMALL I Laughed LESS bt der was infinite hidden JOY! As I GREW up I Learn 2 laugh a LOT 2 Hide d unspoken SADNESS....?
3 guys were introducing 2a girl... 'Hi, i'm Peter not a Saint.' 'I'm Paul not a Pope.' 'I'm john not a Baptist.' De girl said, 'Hi, Im Mary not a VIRGIN...
I found the perfect example for Newton's 3rd law... Everytime I open my book... My eyes close automatically... ('',)
It is proved dat wen we consume alcohol watever in the mind or heart comes out. So i suggest u all students to drink before writing the exam....!!! ('',)
''END is not end. Infact E.N.D means, Effort Never Dies. NO is not denial. N.O means, Next Opportunity. Always Be Positive....''
Definition of BOSS... Boss is a Person who thinks that 9 women together can produce a child in 1 month. If this target is achieved, he wants twins next month...
Har tarf padhai ka saaya hai, Kitabo me sukh kisne paaya hai, Hum to jate the Library Ladkiya dekhne Aur, Sir kehte the dekho Itni Barsat me bhi Padne aaya hai.....
Lamha lamha jodkar zindagi banayi, Zindagi mein AAP ki dosti se mehak aayi Dosti ke naam kar diye kuch lamhe, Aaj bas unhi kuch lamhon ki yaad aayi...!
Girls r not worried abt der LOOKS nw... Wah wah Girls r not worried abt der LOOKS nw... Coz... I am busy wid my BOOKS nw! Wah wah wah... ('',)
Love Aur Arrange Marriage me kya Faraq he? Love Marriage me aap apni Girlfriend se Shadi karte hai aur Arrange Marriage me Kisi Aur ki... (",)
2 Most Important People in ur Life: 1. Mother & 2. Wife . One Woman brings U into this World Crying: & the Other Ensures that You Continue 2 do so... (",)
Kisi ki yaad sataye to kya kare, Kisise milne ko dil kare to kya kare, Log kahte he sapno me hoti he mulaqat, Lekin kisiki yaad me neend hi na aaya to kya kare...
A man who surrenders wen he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders wen he's not sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's right, is a Husband... ('',)
Natawan hoon kafan bhi ho halka,Daal do saaya apne aanchal ka.
Nikaalta gair mujhko teri mehfil se kya majaal,Maine dekha tha ki tune bhi eshara kar diya.
Doctor says: PENIS is d greatst Breakfast coz it has a Mashrum head, 2 Eggs & Cream which provid all d nutreints to make women Healthy...!
Kisi ko dil me basana aata hai, Uski ek muskurahat pe mar jana aata hai, Tu meri chinta na kar mere dost, Mujhe dard me bhi muskurana aata hai...
Kehte he Accha dost Maths ke Zero jaisa hota he, Jiski waise to koi keematnahi hoti, par wo jiske saath jud jaaye, Uske keemat 10 Guna badh jaati hai....
Six things Boys do in Exam hall 1. Counting No of Girls. 2. Reading Questions again & again.. 3. Counting d no of Windows & Doors. 4. Seeing the brand name of the Pen. 5. Feelings for wasting yesterday's night by studying... 6. Think to study well for next exam...!!
Son puts GRAPES on Girl's Pussy and Sucks! Father sees & Tries on his Wife. All Grapes Fall Inside..! The Son sees & Advises: Dad, Apple se Try karo...!
Khush rehna hi khushi nahi hoti, Umar bitana hi zindagi nahi hoti. Jaan se bhi jyada khayal rakhna padta hai dosto ka, Qki dost rakhna hi dosti nahi hoti....
If people CRITICISE u, Hurt u or shout at u dont be bothered Just remember one thing, ''IN EVERY GAME AUDIENCE MAKE THE NOICE, NOT THE PLAYERS...''
A Priest & Nun on a CAMEL in the Desert. The Camel dies. Realising they are doomed, Priest asks Nun to STRIP. She agrees, provided he does the same! They fondle each other & e gets an erection! Priest: You know, if I put this in the right place I can Create Life!! Nun says: Then stick it up the camel & lets get the FUCK out of here...!
Dont think of d few things that u didn't get from God after praying. Think of all those countless beautiful things dat he gave without asking... ('',)
Thought of the day: Among all the imperfections in life, love is perfect in its imperfection... ('',)
In lyf, v al hav an unspeakabl secret, an irreversibl regret, an unreachabl dream & an unforgetabl luv! Bt in d end its all abt bein Happy anyhow!
Golden Words... ''Wen u hav Money, u forget who u r... But wen u don't hav Money, the whole world forgets who u r'' Its Life...
A Lovin Husband tattooe- ''I Love U'' on his COCK & showed it to his Wife. She said: I Know this is ur Old habit of Putting Words into My Mouth... ('',)
Balance naahi he 1 b SMS nahi kar rahe ho, Nasbandi karva lo, Sarkar 1200/- Degi, Fir Balance Dal lena. Isiko ko kehte hai DEMOCRACY. ''What an !dea Siji...'' ('',)
Love is like a WAR... Easy 2 Start.. Difficulty 2 End... Impossible 2 Forget....
Waqt fislta he reth ki tarah, Hum bas use sambhalna bhul jaata he, Kuch log bahut khas hote he zindagi me, Ham bas unhe batana bhul jaate he....
During SEX. Wife 2 Husband- Aap bilkul Mobile fone jaise ho. Hus: Proudly- U luv my vibration. Wife- No Basement me Jaate hi Aapka Network FAIL ho jaata hai...
Maut se do pal mange kisi ki jhalak paane ko, Gaye dar pe unke unhe manane ko, Wo is kadar ruthe hai ke, Khud Dua kar rahe the Meri maut aane ko....
A Prostitute Filed IT Return of Rs.6 Cr. In the Space that said ''NATURE OF JOB'' Se Wrote....''Deolition of Temporary ILLEGAL ERECT.''
Koi pyaar karne wala agar dukh de aur Aapki aankho me aansu aa jaaye tho Is yakin ke sath aansu saaf kar lena Ke uss PAL me wo tumse kahi zyaada ROYA hoga...
Aaj kal fursath nahi kaam se, Thoda samay aisa nikhalo, Dhyaan karo Sri RAM se... *<JAI SRI RAM>*
The sign of maturity is not wen we start speaking ''BIG things'', But actually it is, wen we start understanding ''SMALL things''....
Ek Couple Honeymoon par gaye.. Hotel Manager ne bola, ''Sir, Aapka naam kya hai, Register meh likhna hai. Madam to Regular Custmer hain...!''
A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He Kissed her, again he Kissed her and said this is addition, then the Girl Kissed him and said this is subtraction, then they Kissed each other and said this is Multiplication, suddenly the girl's dad came, beat the boy threw him away saying this is called division...!
An interesting fact abt ''February 2010'' *4 MON* *4 TUES* *4 WEDNES* *4 THURS* *4 FRI* *4 SAT* *4 SUN* ALL IN A ROW!! Check d calendar format. It comes every 11 yrs....
Middle Age 4 a Woman STARTS wen her BROAD MIND & NARROW WAIST interchange their Places...!
Couple plan 2nd Honeymoon after 20yrs. Wife: We will do everything we did earlier. Husband: OK but it's my turn to sit on the Bed & Cry & say IT'S TOO BIG....!
Aap DOSTI ka wo DAAG ho... Lise hum Tide se dho nahi sakte, Rin se saaf nahi kar sakte, Surf se mita nahi sakte,,,, Q ke KUCH DAAG ACHHE HOTE HAI.... ('',)
Ek bahut bade Sharabi ki CAR ke piche likha tha.... . . . . . . . . . . ''DAARU PEEO INSAAN BANO...! ROTI TO.... KUTTE B KHATE HAI.....'' ('',)
Daughter- Where did all my intelligence come from? Father- U must have got it from ur Mother as I still have mine..!
Technology has its own limitations, Google may be the most powerful search engine but can it search and locate the chappals u lose at the temples? ('',)
Never think hard about past, it brings tears, dont think more about future, it brings fears, Live this moment with a smile, it brings ''CHEERS''
Kabhi himmat to kabhi housle se haar gaye, Hum badnasib the jo har kisi se haar gaye, Ajeeb khel ka maidan he ye duniya, Ke jisko jeet chuke usi se haar gaye...!
The only thing Govt has not Taxed is the Male PENIS. This is due to the fact that: 80% ofthe time it is HANGING around un employed. 10% of the time it is PISSED off, 5% of the Time it is HARD up, 5% of the time it is in a HOLE. On top of this it has Two DEPENDANTS & both of them r NUTS....! ('',)
Real Truth: ''Every1 will forget every1 when they have some1 with them'' & ''Every1 will remember every1 when they have no one with them'' Think Again....!!
An ARTIST was asked at Award function: ''Which is ur best painting?'' He replied: ''My next 1 !'' Let our aim for tomorow b HIGHER than Achievment of TODAY...
''Zindagi ki Race me 1st Aane ke liye Hamesha ye soch kar bhago ki Peeche LUND Hai, Agar rukh gaye tho GAAND me Ghus jaayega....'' ('',)
Q: What do a PUSSY & A TIN ROOF have in common? A: If U don't nail it well enough it might land up at the NEIGHBOR'S House....! ('',)
Height of ''What ah mess?'' like situation: A guy takes Blade n writes his Girlfriend's name n his forearms & ..... & ................ & makes a Spelling Mistake! ('',)
Beautiful Girls r like FERRARI cars, they r gud 2 SEE & FEEL. But they r difficult 2 OWN & MAINTAIN...! Michael Schumacher.
Wo bewafai hai ye batana ajib lagta hai, Ab us se aankhe milana ajib lagta hai, Chahate the jiska haath thamna umar bhar, Ab us se haath b milana ajib lagta hai...
A Dentist married a Gynaecologist... People said it was a good decision, since they can now take care of Each Other's Cavities....!
Thirsty CROW story in Hinglish- Once upon a Wakta There was Kawa. He was very Pyaasa Here- there Bhatka, He saw a Matka, Sum Pather Patka, Little Water Gatka & Satka...!!
Willing 2 buy a Lottery is far better than willing 2 fight ith WIFE... Bcoz, there will b atleast 1/1000000 chance 2 win a lottery but it is impossible in case of WIFE... :-(
MAGNIFICENT LINES: Sometimes special people come into ur life only to teach u how 2 live (alone) without them... Sad but TRUE...!
Life can be happier & stressless if we remember 1 simple thought: We can't have all dat we desire, but God will give us all that we deserve.
Professor 2 student- Log CHAAND pe pahoch gaye, Aur Tum Toote hue Taaro me NASEEB dhund rahe ho? Student: Science ne TEST-TUBE Baby banayi hi, Toh kya hum CHHODNA chod de....!!?
Thanx 2 Akshay Kumar: Now we can ask A Girl proudly and legaly, ''Chal 'BLUE' Film Dekhne Chaley''..... ('',)
Deadly PJ: If u plant a seed n it doesnt grow wat wil u say? Think... . . . . . . . . . WAKE UP SEED....!
One of the best MSG I have ever read.. ''If YOU want to SHINE like Sun... First YOU have to BURN like Sun...''
Why did Harbhajan Singh SLAP the Camera Man? bcoz the Camera Man asked him- ''Arent U Rani Mukherji frm Hadippa.....??'' ('',)
A beautiful speech saying abt Love : ''Love is to express & not to impress people''. Wen love is expressed automatically people will be impressed...
When a man steals ur wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ('',)
Zindagi ka 1st kapda LANGOT.... Usme jeb nahi hoti....! Aur last kapda KAFAN... Usme bhi jeb nahi hoti...! To phir jeb bharne ke liye zindagi bhar itni khatpat Q....???
Kaamwali- Maalkin aapki purani sareeyan mujhe nahi chahiye. Malkin- Kyun? Kaamwali- Aapki saree pehen-ne ke baad sahab ''Aap'' samajh ke mere paas bhi nahi aate...
A Girl was so Crazy of 'Figure Zero',,,,, she did Excessive Dieting & got so Deadly thin that she labled on her chest,,,, ''IN CASE OF SEX, THIS SIDE IS FRONT''
Kya kahe kuch kaha nahi jaata, Dard mitha hai par saha nahi jaata, Dosti ho chuki hai aapse, Bina Disturb kiya raha nahi jaata...!
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyo kehte hain? Kyoki aga operation theek ho gaya to PASS... Warna hamesha ke kiye BYE....!!
Difference b/w a Frnd & Luvr. U can Tell ur Frnd, ''U r my best frnd'' But do u have courage to tell ur lover ''U r my best lover?'' WARNING: Trying is injurious.
Nice Thought- Woman always try to impress man by wearing beautiful dresses. Unfortunately men r impressed only wen they remove those dresses....!! ('',)
Defination of Marriage: ''A Bachelor Blunder in Eagerness to Taste the Thunder...'' ('',)
Kismat me koi sapna na raha, Zindagi me koi apna na raha, Waada to kar liya mohabbat me unhone, Lekin aaj unhe humara naam tak yaad na raha...
Kismat me koi sapna na rah, Zindagi me koi apna na raha, Waada to kar liya mohabbat me unhone, Lekin aaj unhe humara naam tak yaad na raha...
V can always loose sumthing 4 sum1 bt v shud nt loose sum1 4 sumthng bcoz life can return dat sumthng bt not dat sum1....
Dont take rest after a succes. Bcoz If u Fail... Next time so many Lips r waiting 2 say that ur Previous victory was LUCK....!
Micky & Donald had a fight. Donald banged Micky on d wall. Soon after that Micky was found writing Ramayana. Why?? ??? Bcoz Micky had become. . . . . . ''WallMicky'' ('',)
Santa ki beti ko SMS Aaya- ''I LOVE YOU'' santa gusse me beti se- Jisne SMS kiya he use to main dekh lunga. Filhaal, tu uska SMS useWaapis kar...
If destiny is going 2 do something good den it begins wid a DIFFICULTY... If its goin to do something very wonderful den it begins wid an IMPOSSIBILITY...
Everybody is searching a chance to impress others... But they don't understand that impressions r done by very casual happenings...!!
Doc:- UR husband needs sum peace of mind & relaxation. Here r sum sleeping tablets. Wife:- Wen shud i giv him? Dr:- This tablets for U not for Him.
SEXY Lady was selling MILK. Santa- Tera DOODH kaise degi..? Lady- Mera dudh to free me pila dungi... Lekin teri MALAAI Nikaalne ka Rs.1000 Lungi....!
Girl- Batao Ladkiya BRA kyu Pehanti He...? Boy- Taaki Breast Zyada Bubbling Na Kare. Girl- No, Sirf Ladko ki Khatir, Kyuki Khula Doodh Sehat Ke Liye Hanikarak He...!
Attitude at it's PEAK..! ''I Talk to Myself Bcos I Like Dealing Wid A Better Class Of People....!!
Dekh kar mera naseeb meri takdir rone lagi, Lahu ke alfaj dekh kar rone lagi, Ishq me meri halat aisi hui ki, Surat ko dekhkar tasveer bhi rone lagi...
Losing in life n reaining wat u lost makes u d most confident person, bcoz ur no more afraid of losing, as nw u realize ur ability to regain...
Kabir ka LATEST DOHA... MISS U MISS U sab kahe, Par Actually Miss kare na koy...! Agar Koi Kisi ko Really MISS kare, To fir SMS aane Band Q hoy...!
A Boy & Girl were KISSING each other. Suddenly Girl's DADDY cum. Daddy- Kya kar rahe ho...? Girl- Papa isne meri Vaseline laga li thi ''WAPAS'' le rahi hu...!
Who is a true and greate friend? One who attends the waiting call of a friend wen lover is in the line...! ('',)
Two men r being chased by a lion, Joe- No use trying to outrun it, it is catching up. Sam- I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you..
Thought for the day! ''Its tough wen some1 special starts to ignore u... But its even tougher to pretend that u dont mind''
Raat ka chand jisse salam kare, Subha ka suraj jisse pranam kare, Sabko sada khush rakhne wala wo MALIK har pal aapki khushiyo ka khayal kare...
HAME to apno ne loota Gairo me kaha dum tha, Meri Haddi waha tooti Jaha Hospital band tha, Mujhe jis Ambulance me dala Uska petrol khatam tha, Mujhe Rikshe me is liye ithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha, Mujhe Doctaron ne uthaya Nurso me kaha dum tha, Mujhe jis bed pe latkaya uske neeche Bomb tha, Mujhe to Bomb se Udaya Goli me kaha dun tha, Aur mujhe Sadak me Dafnaya kyuki Kabristan me Function tha......
Deep emotions come out 4m d heart, but d deepest emotions come out 4m d eyes as TEARS. So show dem only 4 those who r worth it...!
Haatho ki lakeero par aitbaar kar lena, bharosa ho to hado ko paar kar lena, khona paana to naseebo ka khel hai, dil jise apnale ussise pyaar kar lena....
Aasmaan jitna neela he, Sunflower jitna peela he, Paani jitna geela he, Aap ka screw utna dheela he !!!!! ('',)
Wife 2 Doctor: Mera Pati 300% Napunsak Hai. Dr- wo kaise? Wife: 1. Khada nahi hota. 2. Ungli Tuti hai. 3. Kal Garam DAAL kha ke Apni Jeebh B Jala Li Hai...!
''Be careful in ur thoughts wen ur alone and be careful in ur words wen ur in crowd.''
Spie of Month: ''Why Dont NAILS Bleed Wen We Cut Them....? ..... . . . . . . . . . . . Because.... They are ''NA-KHOON'' Hehehehe... ('',)
Greate thought...: ''The best way to succeed in Life is to Act on the Advice we give to others...'' simple but greate na...?
This is a small meaning of LIFE. ''Waqt se phle or naseeb se zyada kisi ko kuch bhi nahi milta.. Zindagi wo nahi hai jo ham sochte hai. Zindagi wo hai jo ham jeetey hai...''
Ek din zindagi aise mukam pe pahuch jayegi, dosti to sirf yaado mein reh jayegi, Har cup coffee yaad dosto ki dilayegi, aur haste haste ankhe nam ho jayegi, Office ke cabin mein classroom nazar ayegi, paisa to bahut hoga magar unhe lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi, jeele khulke kyuki zindagi yeh palo ko firse nahi dohrayegi...
Aansu ki kimat wo jaante he jo yaad karte hai, Dil ke gam wo jaante he jo kisi ko chahte hai, Dost ke dard ko wo hi jaante he jo dil se dost maante hai...!
Aisa bi kya qasur humne kar diya, ke aapne is tarah se gair hume kar diya. Maaf karna hamari galtiyo ko, jinki waja se aapne hume yaad karna chod diya...
Deadly Fact: wen we read an Emotional sms..., v nvr think of d person who has sent d sms.., But, V always think of d person whom we luv d most...
Dosti kisi se kuch yu nibha lo, ki uske dil ke sare gum chura lo, itna asar chod do kisi par dosi ka, ki khuda bhi aakar bole, hame bhi apna dost bana lo...
Oh! examination *Oh! here comes examination *Must study with concentration *Maths with calculation *English and its punctuation *History and its civilisation *Geography and its population *Oh! Examination! *You are such a botheration *To the young Genaration *Let us send an application *To the minister of Education. ('',)
Akele rehna bhi kya dard hai, Kisiko paakar khona bhi kya dard hai, Cheen leti hai duniya usi ko tumse, Jiske bina jeena sabse bada dard hai...
Try to do *Never give pain *Even if u Gain *Never tell a lie *Even if u Die *Never be greedy *But help the needy *Do not make a Noise *Even if there is a choice *Make ur life the best *By never taking rest. N jus keep tryn until u achieve ur Goal...
Classic Thought Wid an Attitude: ''I Pity people who show ATTITUDE to me cos it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me...''
Pyaar se hume koi gila nahi, kyo ki pyaar hume kabhi mila nahi. Humne to ki hai umar bhar bas Dosti, Kyo ki Dosto se zyada pyaar karne wala hume Aatak koi mila nahi...
Pearlof d Lifetime. Don't Judge anyone by the way they Speak. Judge them by the way they CARE... Bcoz Care is Outcome of the TRUTH..
When U PRAY 4 others, God listens to u and Blesses THEM. And sometimes wen u r safe and happy remember that someone has Prayed 4 YOU...
Wo shaqs kya hai jo har roz saza deta hai, phir hasta hai wo itna ki sab kuch bhula deta hai, ro de jo kabhi wo to mujhko bhi bhul jata hai,, phir bhool kar wo mujhko bhi rula deta hai* http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
woh saj ke gaye.. Muje sajaya gaya.. Woh uth ke gaye.. Muje uthaya gaya, Farq sirf itna sa hai... Unhe APNAYA gaya aur, Mujhe DAFNAYA gaya...!
Man asked a Sculptor: ''How do u make such beautiful idols from stone?'' He replied: ''Idols & images are already hidden there. I remove unwanted stone only...!''
''Some people look for the perfect person to luv but they dont realize that a person become perfect when v begin to luv them sincerely..''
Yun to gamo me bhi has lete the, phir kyu aaz bewajah rone lage hum.. Yun to hamesha hi khali rahi hatheliya, to phir kyu laga ki sab kuch khone lage hum.. http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Santa chilke ke saathme Kela kha raha tha. Banta- Is ko cheel to lo... Santa- Cheelne ka kya zaroorat he? Mujhe pata hai is ke andar Kela hi hai... ('',)
Tazi hawa me phulo ki mehak ho, Pehli kiran me chidiyo ki chehak ho, Jab bhi kholo aap apni palke, un palko me bus khushiyo ki jhalak ho...
Life is like a COIN. Pleasure & Pain r the 2 sides. Only 1 side is visible at a time. But remember other side is also waiting 4 its TURN.
Baag ka dard baag ka mali samjhe* phool ka dard jhuki dali samjhe* ye kaisi reet banayi duniya ne,, diye ka dil jale aur log "diwali" samjhe* * HappY Dipawali* http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
I wish all my Friends a Very ''HAPPY DIWALI'' ('',)
Pyar ki umar intjaar ki hoti hai, Dosti ki umar aithbar ki hoti hai, kisi dost ki dosti ko bhul mat jana kyoki jindagi me dosti nasibwale ko milti hai...
Wat is faster than a COIN roling on a steep slope? ? ? ? ??? Don no? MARVAADI running to catch it ! ! ! ! ('',)
I've always been afraid of losing people i cherish so much, but at times i keep askin myself, is der any1 who will be afraid of losing me too? God only knows!
Zindagi phool si muskurati rahe, har khushi aapke damn me jagmagati rahe, khuda se dua hai to bas itni ki kisi na kisi bahane aapko hamari yaad aati rahe...
Elasticity of Bra is directly proportional to Weight of d boobs & inversly proportional to d distance between them: E=2Nw/d, where N is nipple constant.
Sardar ke Mobile pe koi tang karta tha. Sardar ne naya SIM lekar usse Msg kiya ke ''Mine wo sim phek diya he ab tera Baap bhi mujhe tang nahi kar saktha...!''
Thought 4 d day: 'A Rose in one's life is better than a bouquet at their grave......' Hope u hav lots of roses in life...
We can be a Doctor & save lives, We can be a Lawyer & Defend lives, We can be a Soldier & Protect lives, OR Simply Remain a gr8 FUCKER & Create LIVES!!
A MIMD blowing Quote. ''Twice i did GOOD, but that i heard NEVER...! Once i did BAD and that i heard EVER...!'' THAT'S LIFE..
Pati apni Biwi se- ''HATA lo apne chehre se yeh Zulfein ae jaan-e-tamana KHUDA KASAM agli baar ''Khaane'' mein BAAL aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga...
Interesting Fact: The world's best CD BURNING software NERO derives its name from Roman Emperor Nero who was playing violin wen whole of Rome was BURNING!
Fact of lyf- ''Whom u dn't need 2dy, may b u vil need dem 2mrw. Whom u reject 2dy, may dey wud nvr agn acpt u 2mrw.'' So value d relation b4 it fades!''
''To br born wid a personality is a GIFT from our Parents, but to LIVE as a Personalitu would be our own achievement & our gift to PARENTS''....
Rakhi Sawant REMIX: E Pardesi mera BRA le gaya, Jaate jaate meetha meetha DHOODH pi gaya, Jaane anjane mujhe pata na chala, Dheere dheere apni MALAI de gaya... :-(
SEXY Funs: Rakhi Sawant REMIX... Ek Pardesi mere BRA le gaya, Jaate jaate Meetha Meetha DHOODH pi gaya, Jaane Anjane Mujhe Pata na chala, Dheere dheere apni MALAI de gaya... :-(
Salim- Anarkali can I Fuck U? Anarkali- Aapne Bahut Badi CHEEZ maang li Jahapanah..! Salim- Agar itni BADI ho Gai hai... to fir rahne de...!
A Reality- fighting wid d world is easy.. U either Win or Lose.. But Fighting wid close 1 is difficult.. If u lose, u lose & even if u Win, u lose...
How 2 increase positive thinking? Ans: Watch 'F TV' Why? Bcoz u always think, ''Arey yaar... OK.... Theek hai... Ye nahi to agli Model ke kapde me se kuch dikhega!'' ('',)
Use chaha to bohot magar wo mili hi nahi, Meri lakh koshish ke bawajud faasla mita hi nahi, har kisise pucha uske na milne ka wajah, har kisine kaha wo tere liye bani hi nahi, joliya uta uta kar use mangta rabse, aur wo use mil gayi jisne use chaha hi nahi...!
Gum itne de diye hain ki jeena muhaal hai,Zara koi unse kahde ki mera yeh haal hai.
Tujhse lafzon ka nahi rooh ka rishta hai mera,Tu meri sanso me tahleel hai khushboo ki tarah.
Zulf nagin si koi lahra gaya,Dil me nashtar sa koi chubha gaya,Main bhi marne ke liye taiyaar tha,Wahi zaher ka pyaala chalka gaya.
Best Beer Ad... ''Helping Ugly People Have SEX since 1862'' ('',)
Normal Zindagi Lovers: Boy- I want 2 touch ur Breasts! Girl Slaped d boy!! Menthos ki Zindagi: Boy- I want 2 hear ur heart beat !! Girl- Come baby!
There is only 1 perfect CHILD in d world & Evry MOTHER thinks She has it. There is only 1 perfect WIFE in d world & Every GUY says his NEIGHBOUR has it...!!
Its difficult to wait for someone. Its difficult to forget someone. But d most difficult thing is to decide whether to wait or to forget someone....!!!
Har fuli hui Roti kacchi nahi hoti, Her aansu bahane wali ladki sacchi nahi hoti, In ladkiyo se bachkr rehna dost, Har school jane wali ladki bacchi nahi hoti...
Vikari: sir 20 taka den . Koffie khaamu. Sir: kintu koffie to 10 taka cup. Vikary: girlfriend asena! Sir: vikarir abar gf! Vikary: oi to fakir banalo.
Blood cancer e akranto baba : baba kokhono biye korbi na .tahole postabi. Son: ok dad. Ami amar cheleko e kotha bolbo.
They have found water on the Moon! Now we just need to carry Scotch! -Mr. Mallya....! ('',)
Santa- My wife died yesterday.. I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta- No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.. ('',)
''you can in life by all means, if u simply avoid two things in ur life: ''comparing with others...'' and ''Expecting from others...''
Party hard, drink loads, smoke like crazy, go on dates, do weed, u'll Die.! OR Eat healthy, stay fit, study hard, b obidient, U'll still Die anyway..! Choice s urs.. :-)
''I thought Love is Life.. But my Love Taught me What Is Life...!!''
Nafrato se bhari is duniya me koi hai, Jo hamari khushiyo ki fikar karta hai, Khuda unki har tamanna puri kare, Jo subha aur raat hame yaad kara hai...
Short but greate lines: ''Unexpected care'' always keep us happy. But ''Expected Care'' always make us unhappy. Strange but true...
Nurse: Sardarji mubarak ho Aapko JUDWAA Bete hue hain. SARDAR: Ye tho hona hi tha. Maine Koshish bhi DONO tarf se ki thi... ('',)
Full form of BOYS: B- Badmashiyon me sab se aage, O- Owl ki tarah raat me jaage, Y- Yaaria nibhate jaan laga ke, S- Shareef sirf Maa Baap ke aage... ('',)
Kuch baaten karke rulaa na dena, chup rehke sazaa na dena, na de sako khushi to gam hi sahi, bus ek wada karo, kisi ko paake hume kabhi bhul na jaana...
Teri mohabbat ne jeene na diya, tere ishq ne marne na diya, aisa uljhaya tune apne pyar mein, Graduation bhi poora karne na diya... :-(
True friendship never fades with time, become more tasteful like old Wine, only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile!.
Sher: Agar har koi Shahjhan sa ishq kar pata, gar har koi pyar mein dil lagata.., to mohalle ki har gali mein dosto, aaj ek Taj Mahal nazar aata...
Blockbuster msg- The most Illuminating saying ever: ''If ur Father is a poor man, its ur destiny... But if ur father-in-law is a poor man... Its ur Stupidity''('',)
Kaisa ajab zamana hai, kaun samha aur kisne jaana hai, kaash humse woh juda na hote, jis pe ab bhi ye dil deewana hai...
Sardarni: Kaha tha na, CONDOM ki jagah RUMAAL mat use karna. Ab Rumaal andar reh gaya. Sardar: Oye! POSITIVE soch! Bachha PAGDI pehan ke aayega... ('',)
Sardar ke sar se Khoon nikal raha tha. Doctr: ye kaise hua? Sardar: Mai Hatho se Patthar tod raha tha, to kisi ne kaha- ''Paji, kabhi to apna SAR istemal karo...''
What is a Kiss? In view of GEOMETRY: Kiss is d shortest distance between 2 Lips! ECONOMICS: Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY! PHYSICS: Kiss is the process of charging a human body! COMPUTER: Kiss is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE!
Thought for a lifetime: When the winds of change blow, some people build walls & others build windmills...! Attitude matters...
Q: What is the similarity between ELECTION & ERECTION..? Ans: Dono mein Umeedwaar KHADA HOTA HAI, aur... SAFALTA MILNE ke baad PALAT ke DEKHTA bhi nahin..!
A man was teaching a woman how to swim. Finally the woman said: ''Tell me frankly, will i really drown like a leaking boat if u take ur finger out?'' ('',)
Kabir Das ne kaha hai ke ''Kal kare so Aaj kar..'' Sardarji ne pucha, Ab mujhe koi ye bataye kal karnewale SANDAS ko aaj kaise kare...? Kabir Das ji CLEAN BOLD...! ('',)
Dosti karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad, ab kisiko dekhna nahi tumhe dekhne ke baad, Dunia chod denge tume chodne ke baad, Khuda maff kare itna jhoot bolne ke baad...('',)
Very Beautiful saying of Life: ''It is possible to cross a ocean without wetting legs. But it is impossible to cross the Life without wetting eyes....''
Wife is in a Good Mood on BED, Rotating husbands PENIS. Hus- Do u Want Sex?... Wife- No! Just joined for CAR driving SCHOOL & practising GEAR System...! ('',)
Girls have 3 kind of SEX scenes. 1: Cry; Bcos 1st time is painful. 2; Laugh; Bcos she is enjoying. 3; No noise at all. Why? Bcos.., her MOUTH is ''Enjoying''...!
Beautiful Quote: when it is hard for u to HIDE ur TEARS..., den never mind... Start choppin an ONION. Let d Heart CRY & U SMILE n blame d onion...!
A Sweet Thought: ''U knw y ppl say dat u dnt feel sleepy wen ur in LuV??? Coz for d 1st time U find reality is more beautiful than ur dreams...
GOD upsets our PLAN so that he can set up his new plan for us. We see our present & plan 4 future. He sees our FUTURE & plans the PRESENT...
Do u know what HURTS d most? Its wen some1 made u feel special YESTERDAY. But, made u feel that ur d most unwanted person TODAY...
Boy apni Girl Frnd ke yaha gaya, Wo CHAI banane gai tab BOY uske CELL par apna numbr kis naam se SAVE hai chek karne Miss call kia., Uske Screen pe aaya ''LOUDA NO.48''
Dil ka dard chupana kitna mushkil hai, Toot kar phir muskurana kitna mushkil hai, Door tak jab chalo kisi ke saath, To fir Tanha lot aana kitna mushkil hai...
Quote of the Century: 3 Things to remember for a Healthy life: RAMDEV in the moring... SOMDEV in the evening... And..., KAAMDEV at Night...!
''All the RIGHT things are not possible always. All the POSSIBLE things are not right always.'' Be TRUE to ur Heart, U'll never go WRONG in ur life...
Twinkle Twinkle little star, Teri pyari gayi bazar, us ko mil gaya majnu kar pyar, ab tu beith ker machar maar! ('',)
Santa Guest se: ''Thanda Piyoge ya Garam?'' Guest: Dono le aao. Santa: Suno, 1 Glass Freezer se aur 1 Glass Geezer se PAANI leke aao...('',)
Doctor asked, ''Is Baby bottle or Breast feed?'' Women replies, ''Breast.'' Doc Examines her, pinches nipples, sucks & rubs both her breasts for a while & says, ''no wonder baby is underweight U have no MILK.'' Women replies, ''I know, i'm his Granny But I'm glad I came...''
Be a POET wen u r alone, b a KING wen u command, Be a SCEINTIST wen u work, Be a LOVER wen some1 luvs u, Be HISTORY wen u die, Be my FRIEND until i DIE...('',)
Life is aum feelings of Heart. Wch is 2b shared wit anothr Heart. D feelings & sharings never Ends. Wen dey End d life will End...
Be greateful that u dont have everything that u want. That means u still have an opportunity to be happier tomoro than u are today.
Vo dil hi kya jo aapke liye dua na kare, aapko rulane ka jurm to khuda bhi na kae, karenge dil se yaad aapko sada, Chahe aap hume yaad kare ya na kare...
Takdir ke rang kitne ajib hai, Anjane rishte hain fir bhi karib hai, 'har kisi ko dos aapke jaisa nahi milta, Mujhe AAP mile ye mera nasib hai....
Chutiya hai wo log jo CHOOTH kO BADNAAM karte hai, Yeh wo Makaam hai yaron jahan LOUDE Aaram karte hai... ('',)
Best Thought For The Day: ''Almost Everything Can Be Purchased At A Reduced Price Except Satisfaction...'
PRAYER is where an amazing EXCHANGE takes place.... You hand over ur WORRIES to GOD & He hands over His PEACE o you...
A nice thought written on the road for the Fast Drivers: ''If u want to donate BLOOD, don't do it on the ROAD, pls donate it in the BLOOD BANK..''
Degrees of girls. B.A= Beautiful Angel. B.E= Beautiful Eyes. B.Sc= Beautiful Structur. B.L= Beautiful Lips. B.B.M= Beautiful Body Maintain. M:B.A= Married But Available.
Father Watchng FTV, Suddenly Son came. FATHER diplomatically said- Gareeb Ladkiya hai, Kapde Lene ke liye bhi Paise nahi hai. Son: Isse bhi Gareeb aaye to mujhe bula lena...!
It is easy to hate & difficult to love. This how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve, and bad things are very easy to get.
''U can easily judge others happiness by their FACE. But its more TOUGH to find the DEPTH of SADNESS carved in the same person's HEART.''
Refreshing thought: ''When all else is lost future still remains''
Rakhi Sawant to Jyotshi: ''Kya mere haath me paise ki LAKIR hai?'' Jyotshi: Aapke paas paise ki 2 Lakire hai 1 AAGE 1 PICHE. Ab Aapki marzi JISse chaho PAISE kamao...
Imposible Valentine Card Lines: ''I admire ur strength, i admire ur spunk but the thing i lik best is gettin u DRUNK. Our luv v'l never become cold n hollow unless 1day u refuse to SWALLOW, I bought dis valentine's card at da store, in hope that, later, u'd be my WHORE. I dont wanna be sappy or corny, so, ryt to the point, lets do it honey, i'm realy HORNY.... ('',)
Kabhi aapki yaade dard ban jaati hai, Kabhi aapki yaade dawa ban jaati hai, Agar in yaado me aapki yaade na ho to, Zindagi bewafa ban jaati hai...
Dil ki baat chupana aadat nahi meri, Kisika dil dukhana aadat nahi meri, Aap sochte hai hum bhul gaye aapko, Par itne achhe DOST ko bhulana aadat nahi meri...
Words 4 life... ''Try to make atleast two persons happy in a DAY, but... make sure one of them is URSELF...
Que- U know why d CROW is BLACK in colour? Ans- CROW says COW( kaow kaow) COW gives MILK. Milk is WHITE . WHITE is very BRIGHT. Bright is d future of STUDENTS. Students r d leaders of TOMORROW. Tomorrow never comes b4 TODAY. Today i should go to COLLEGE. College is d home of KNOWLEDGE. Knowledge is nothing to do with BUFFALOWs. But CROWs sit on BUFFALOWs. BUFFALOWs r BLACK. So Colour of CROW is BLACK. Sum other day i ll tell u why SKY is BLUE...? ('',)
A COUPLE went to a SEX therapist and asked, ''Will u watch us havin SEX.?'' The doc looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple finished, doc said, ''There's nothing wrong wid ur INTERCOURSE.'', and charged Rs.500. This happened for weeks. Finally the doc asked, ''Whats Exactly ur Problem?'' Man said: She's unmarried, i'm married, so we can't use our HOMES, TAJ is 11000, Le MEREDIAN is 10,000, here we pay 500, and get 450 from MEDICLAIME...!
IN life, we all have an unspeakable secret, An irreversible regret, An unreachable dream & An unforgetable love! Its about being happy anyhow !
''Hard work is like steps.. Luck is like a lift... Lift may fail sometimes... But steps will alway's get u to the top''
Uske bina zindagi ki koyi khushi nahi, Woh nahi tho mere labo pe hasi nahi, Na samjhe agar woh hum kya kare, Is dil me uske bina kisi aur ke Tasvir nahi...
Corporate Fact- ''Wen I dont do it on TIME, I AM LAZY'', Wen my BOSS does not do it on TIME- ''HE IS BUSY..'' :-) :-(
New Vegetable Shayari: Mooli Gajar ka noor tujh par barse, Teri chahat ko Aaloo Tamater tarse, Teri zindagi me ayen itne Bayngan, Ke tum Chicken khane ko tarse...
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Pathan: Plz CONDOM dena.. Shopkeeper: there is a TABLE wid dummy HOLES, check ur SIZE & get proper condom. Pathan tried and said, Forget condom give me the TABLE...!
BRA cum in 3 political style. SOCIALIST- They uplift d downtrodden. COMMUNIST- They suppress d masses. DEMOCRAT- They make mountains out of mole hills.. ('',)
Ishq aur dostimeri zindagi ke do jahan hai, Ishq meri rooh to dosti mera iman hai, Ishq par to kar du fida apni zindagi, Magar dosti par ishq bhi qurbaan hai...
Santa roz wife ko sex ke waqt kehta - Tight kar, Ek din Wife gusse se boli- Jo hai usi me khush rahe, Maine kabhi kaha hai tu bada kar ya khada kar...!?
Kabhi kabhi sapne chur ho jaate hai, Halat se dost bhi door ho jaate hai. Par ye yaade kambakt itna satati hai ki, Tumhe yaad karne ko hum majbur h jaata hai.....
Toota jo dil to dukh hota hai, kar ke use pyar dil ab rota hai. Dard ka ehsaas hota hai usi ko, Jo mohabbat pane ke baad khota hai...
Kya mohabbat kisi ke bhi kaabil nahi he, Jo dil chahe que use wo haasil nahi he, Saans ab jiven ko itni dur le aayi he, Maut keh rahi he wo teri Manzil nahi he...
A sentence from a true friend: ''All the persons are not my friends. But my friend is not just like all other persons...''
P'ple often feel smthing but xpress smthn else; They mean smthin, but say smthn else; So learn d art of sayin nthin in such a way tht, it leaves nthn unsaid. Datz friendship...
Styles of saying Good n9t... Dad- Gd 9t son. Friend- Gud nyt re.. Gal Frd- Gud nyt Dear.. Lover- Gd nyt Jaanu.. But MOM- SUSU KARKE SONA BETA... Mom's Rock..... (",)
Teacher: Char Zero Ek Sath likho.. Santa writes 4017. Teacher: ye kaisa likha? Santa: Char-4 Zero-0 Ek-1 Sath-7 !!..
Teacher: Char Zero Ek Sath likho.. Santa writes 4017. Teacher: ye kaisa likha? Santa: Char-4 Zero-0 Ek-1 Sath-7 !!..
Acchi Zindagi Jine ke Do tarike hai, 1- Jo 'PASAND' hai use 'HASSIL' karna sikh lo, ya phir 2- Jo 'HASSIL' hai use 'PASAND' karna sikh lo...
Mom of d Millenium: a GIRL tells her MOM "I want some fresh AIR. Can i go 4a walk..?" Mom: Alrite but ask ur "Fresh Air" 2 leave u HOME by 9pm... (",)
Nice lines: Why do we have so many Temples, if God is Everywher?? A wise man said:- LOVE is Everywher, but we still need a GIRL to feel it...!
Attitude is like posing for pics. We pose the way we want to be seen by othrs. But stolen shots are better. They capture who we really are...
Socha na tha ke kabhi apni dosti hogi, dil jiske liye ro sake waisi ulfat hogi, ab jannat ki galiyo ko kya dekhe, hamari DOSTI hogi wahi jannat shuru hogi...!
Competition 2 FUCK Maximum females. Japanese fuck 7, Arabian 11, Sardar just 3.. He said- ''Yaar, Savere 14 KUDI ke saath Pracice ki thi, pata nahi kyu haar gaya...!!''
Ek GAY shaayar ne nahate wakt bade se Mirror meh apni GAAND dekhte hue ek sher kaha...''Kya Qayamat hai, kya majburi hai, paas reh ke bhi kitni doori hai...('',)
A very true Thought: ''Victory is always at our feet; But the Problem is that we are Lazy to Bend....!!''
Every heart has a pain...! Only d way of expression is different. Some hide it in eyes.. While some hide in der smile....
Hopeless Shayari: Arz kiya hai.... Ab toh zindagi ka maqsad hai unhe apnana.... Ab toh zindagi ka maqsad hai unhe apnana... A for Apple n B for Banana... ('',)
There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know. 2. I can't say 2nd rule, bcoz I am following 1st rule.... ('',)
There is always some MADNESS in Luv But there is also always some REASON in madness. U cant luv ANYONE until u understand dat u cant luved EVERYONE...
Real Fact: ''Even though Guys buy 220cc Pulsar or 350cc Royal Enfields... It is used only to follow a 80cc Scooty Pep....!!!'' ('',)
10 Tips for best SEX: 1. Aircondition the room. 2. Switch on romantic music. 3. Spray perfume. 4. Use quality condoms. 5. Freshen up mouth. 6. Start with seducing touches. 7. Prefer wet sex to reduce discomfort. 8. Have sex for atleast 1hr. 9. Have sex regularly. 10. And most important one, Return Home on Time!
Santa public toilet gaya aur 1ghante baad nikla. Baahar baita jamandar bola- 20Rs. Santa: Saale... Toilet me baita tha... Koi CYBER CAFE me nahi....
Kya hoga kal koi jaanta nahi, Mushkil ghadi me koi pehchanta nahi, Bhool jayega hame ye zamana saara, Par aap bhool jayenge ye dil maanta nahi....
Sardarek dafa CRICKET khel kar aaya, Dost ne pucha: Kitne RUNS banaye? Sardar bola: Century hone me 100 runs baaqi the, me OUT ho gaya... ('',)
Teacher: Batao Pankha Male hai ya Female? Sardar: Agar KHAITAN ka hai to Male aur USHA ka hai to Female... ('',)
Success is lik a beautiful LOVER. It wil leave us at ANY time. But failure is like a MOTHER,it wil teach us some important lessons of LIFE...
If paper cums tuf in exam, just close ur eyes 4a moment, take a deep breath & say loudly ''ye interesting subject hai, mujhe 1 saal aur padna chahiye'' ('',)
1000's of yesterday r gone. But still d hope alive in all students is dat Tomorrow i'll definitly start studying. Wat a positive attitude !!!
In life v hav to accept everything, believing that ''EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON'' but the hardest part is ''FINDING OUT WHAT THE REASON IS?''
I wish a WISH for you. Its a wish I wish for FEW. The wish I wish for you is that all ur wishes come TRUE...
Heart speaks more wen EYES start looking at some1 silently & life seems 2b more exciting wen some1 Start Reading those Eyes SILENTLY....('',)
Teacher to students outside classroom ''Why are u standing outside?'' Sardar student: v are outstanding students. He he he....
Gareeb pyaar karege to use sab ladkiyan time pass kehte hai, wahi ameer ladka time pass karega to ladkiyan use pyaar kehte hai... ('',)
Never try to examine relationship... B'coz dear ones r like diamonds... Wen u hit tem.. They dont break.. Bt may slip away from ur life...
Teri chahat ab meri aankho me hai, Tera nasha ab meri saanso me hai, Mere dil ko jo ghaayal kar jaaye, Jaanu aisi ada sirf teri baaton me hai... ('',)
ITS A GIRL'S WORLD... *If a Girl laughs loudly she is Cheerful, If Boy laughs loudly he's Mannerless. *If Girl talks sweetly she is Charmin, if Boy talks sweetly he's a Flirt. *If a Girl is shopin she's Trendy, if Boy is shopin he's Wastin Money. *If Girl is Silent, she's feeling Sad, if Boy is silent, he's Being Rude. *If Girls walk in a group its a Group, if Boys walk in a group its a Gang.. Stil dey say its Boyz world n Gals r dominated...!
Bitter truth of LIFE: ''If we get whatever we love there is no RESPECT 4 tears and if we love whatever we get, there is no NEED for tears..''
Issay pahle ki network jaam ho jaye,Wishing ka silsila aam ho jaye,Aapko wish karne walon me mera pahla naam ho jaye. ~^~HAPPY EID~^~
Issay pahle ki network jaam ho jaye,Wishing ka silsila aam ho jaye,Aapko wish karne walon me mera pahla naam ho jaye.
Customer licking Prositutes PUSSY, getz a PIECES of Potato & Onion. He says her got food pieces. Prostitute- Its d previous guy who VOMITTED, Tanx 4 Cleaning...
Forgot to see the Solar Eclipse on 22-7-09..? Dont worry... You can see it on 13-6-2132. ''Donate ur Eyes!!'' world changes by a new thought.. ('',)
This PJ can kill u...! Ek Kutta raste pe su-su karta hai, Ek Aadmi us su-su pe khada ho jata hai, Tho uss Aadmi ko aap kya kahenge...? ....??........??? ''SU-PAR-MAN'' ('',)
Jaane kyun Aansu Se Aankh Bhar Aayi, Dilko Shaayad Tumhari Yaad Bahut Aayi, Chahat hai Itni Tumse Milne Ki, Haste Hue Bhi Meri Aankhen Bhar Aayi...
A GREATE TRUE QUOTE: ''One side Love is anywhere possible.. But one side friendship is Impossible.'' - ShakeSpere.
Sardar: Aaj kisne mere BAAP ko gaali dee.. Patni: phir, Sardar: Mene bhi uske baap ko gaali dee. Patni: lekin wo koun tha? Sardar: Mera BETA..!
Memo note: 20-09-2009. Im surprised no one has noticed the uniqueness in today's Date. 20092009. No forwards yet! plz forward it as fast as possible...
Suhag Raat ke agle din: Wife:- Jaanu NAASHTA kare? Hus: Sex hi Nashta hai & Startd FUCK'ng. Wife: Dupehar me LUNCH karen? Hus: Sex hi lunch hai & startd FUCK'ng. Raat ko Wie KAPDE utarke HEATER Ke aage baith jaati hai. Hus: Wat is dis? Wife: DINNER Garam kar rahi hoon... ('',)
Teacher: Batao Aalu Bonda aur Samose me kya Antar hoa hai? Student: Bra Pahno to Samosa, nahi to Aalu Bonda..!
Sardar saw a Board at d Centr of a Pond. He tried reading but cudn't. Atlast he swims to d Center of Pond and reads ''CROCODILES PRESENT, DONT SWIM.''
Chingari angare se kum nahi hoti, Sadgi shingar se kum nahi hoti, Ye to dekhne ka nazariya hai dost, warna Kaamwali bhi Kareena se kum nahi hoti !! -SHINEY AHUJA.
Wo maza! Na Red label me, Na Taj me, Na Poori Duniya Ke Raj Me, Na Sur Me, Na Saaz Me, Na Kuber Ke Khazane me, Jo Maza Hai ''Subha Uthkar Phir Se Sojane Me...'' ('',)
Two Chartered Accountants r getting Married. On the stage she VOMITS. He asks Reason.she replies... ''Profit prior to incorporation..''
When time never stops for us, then why do we always wait for the right time...? No time is wrong to do the right thing...!!
An optimistic thought: ''Beautiful life is just an imagination. But life is more beautiful than imagination. Think abt this...''
Please Protest legalising of GAYS, B'coz 1 COUPLE means 2 PUSSY'S out of Circulation... Wat a WASTE of National Resources... ('',)
Wife: Hamari beti ki BRA mujhe Driver ke room me mili. Pati: tum waha kyu gayi thi? Wife: me to apni PANTY lene gayi thi...
Happiness is not something u Postpone for the FUTURE. It is something u design for the PRESENT... ('',)
If Columbus had been married he wud hav nvr discovered America! Coz, Wer r u goin? Wid whom? Can i come? Coming back when? Jawab dete dete mar jaata....
Superb thought:- ''Yesterday I was cleaver. So I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise. So I am changing Myself''.
Quote by ABDUL KALAM: I'm not a ''HANDSOME'' guy. But i can give my ''HAND'' to ''SOME'' one who needs help. Beauty is in HEART, not in FACE...
Q. What is LOVE? Ans. Jab aap ke Girlfriend Gas chode..., aur uski Badboo bhi tujhe Gulab ki khushboo ki tarah lage, to samajhlena tujhe sacha pyar ho gaya... ('',)
The ans 2 the toughest qsn ever is here! Q. Wen do u know u r in love? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A. U know ur in love wen u start looking 4 the cheapest mobile plan! ('',)
Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls. Girl: Any proof? Boy: We always say intelliGENTS, have u ever heard telling intelliLADIES..?
Risk is my business, Danger is my game! Dont play with me, ''RoHiT'' is my name... Enna rascala... Mind it...!
Aankhe aaj rona chahti he, yaado me khona chahti he, kuch log itne hasin pal de gaye jindagi me, ke palke bhi jhukne se pehle jina chahti hai....
Lips- HEAT of sex. Nipple- PEAK of sex. BOOBS- SHAPE of sex. penis- LENGTH of sex. Pussy- DEPTH of sex. FUCK- XPIERIANCE of sex. Suck- TASTE of sex. Masturbating- SUBSTITUTE of sex. Condom- CARE of sex. Sperm- CREAM of sex. Mariage- MISTAKE of sex. Pregnancy- PROOF of sex. Child- PUNISHMENT of sex... (",)
Dil ke zakhmon ki sifarish na huwi, hamari muskan ki farmaish na huwi, jise dekhne ko tarasti rahi aankhe, magar unhe humse milne ki khwahish na rahi...
faryad karne se rabne sab kuch diya, par humne na ise mahsus kiya, shukrgujar hai hum rab ke, jo bina mange tum jaisa pyaara DOST jo diya...
Trust is d base 4 all relations, A single mistake can spoil entire relation, Even if a single ''T'' misses it will ''RUST'' the entire relationship....
Nice Quote : ''PRAYER is not an attempt to change GOD's mind, But an attempt to let GOD change our minds....''
1 Aadmi ki maut ke baad uska Dost uski Wife ke paas aaya aur bola ''kya me uski jagah le sakta hu?'' wife; koi aitraz nahi, QABRISTAN walo se puch lo... ('',)
1 msg ki kimat tum kya jano kanjus babu, Balance ka ashirwad hota hai-1 msg, Dosto ke liye khas hota hai-1msg, Aur ek khaali inbox ka khwab hota hai-1msg!
Wats the opposite of MANCHESTER UNITED? . . . . . . . . . . . . . WOMEN BREASTS R DIVIDED...!!
Khuda humari tarah aapko tanhai na de, Hum jee lenge tanha, par aapko judai na de, Humari nigahon me basi rahe aapki soorat, Aapko bhale hi hum dikhayi na de....
Erasers are for people who make errors. But a better saying: Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes..
Husband; shaadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai. Wife; kutte se kya barabari karoge, wo to ek ghanta fasa k rakhta hai.... Tumhari 1min me LOUDA fat jati hai....
Ye dard unhe bataye kaise, In ankho ki nami hum dikhaye kaise, Aaj bhi wohi chahathai is dil me, Wo karib hi na aaye to hum jataye kaise...?
Woman r confusing.... Before Marriage they expect a man, After marriage they suspect a man, After he dies they respect d man...!
No wonder Bolt broke the world record. If i had a guy called Gay running after me, i'd run for my life too! ('',)
After first time SEX, girl runs to Toilet in Panic. Spreads her legs, looks at the HOLE.. Shit, His was 8 inch on ENTRY, 3 inch on EXIT. Where is d REST..?!
How come, when ur wife is PREGNENT, all her female friends rub her tummy and say "CNGRTS"!! But, none of them, RUB ur COCK and say, "Well done..!"
Every king was once a crying baby and every great building was once a blueprint. Its not where u r today, but where u'll reach tomorrow. THINK BIG..
Male cricketers hav a short leg btwn 2long legs, Female cricketers hav a Deep Gully btwn 2fine Legs, Wen Short Leg goes into Deep Gully, , , , 3rd Man Comes Out..!
LIC launches "New Sex Policy" along with 'Kamasutra Condoms' & 'I-Pill.' The new tag line..? Is "Sex Ke Saath bhi, Sex Ke Baad bhi...!"
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