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SHAYARi KHAZANA - spaceskull
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Thaam lo mujhe aankho me madhoshi cha rahi hai, Palko pe ansu le ke teri yaad aa rahi hai, Pyar to be-panaah mere dil ne kiya hai tujse, Fir saza kyo itni meri nazrein pa rahi hai...
A bottle of Whisky contains more philosophy than all the books in the world... -by Rohit. (",)
Yamraj asks 3 Ladies "Did u hv Sex?" 1st Lady- Shadi se pehle. Ymraj- Chal Nark me. 2- Shadi k BaaD! Y- Chal Swarg me. 3- Na Shadi k Pehle na Baad! Y- Chal Kamre me...
The Appeäling Lines On The T-shirt Of A 12 Yrs Girl. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . B (.) (.) B S Coming Soon... (",)
Hadd se jyada gam sah chuka hu, Bahut kuch tanhai me kah chuka hu. E dost nind akele me kese aayegi, Teri agosh me jab raato me rah chuka hu...
Khushiya is jahan ki khuda aap par nisaar de, Bhul jao har gam ko koi itna pyaar de, Jhuk jaye aapke kadmo me ye duniya sari, Khuda aapko wo Maukaam de...
A nice German proverb- "There is no use of running fast wen u r on the wrong way..." SO, FIRST U CHOOSE CORRECT WAY THEN MOVE FAST...!!!
How to convert SAAMBAR into Gold? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . By putting 24carrots into it... (",)
Why do women watch Porn films till the End? . . . . . . . . . . Bcoz they think that the Guy will Marry the Girl in the End. (",)
After sex, prostitve: Give me Rs.1500/- Man: Hey.. U demanded only Rs.500/- before Sex.. Women: Its for only 1 hole. U used my 3 holes...
WAQT guzrega, hum bikhar jayenge, Kaun jane hum kidhar JAYENGE? Hum Aapki parchayi hai, JAHAN aap huwe tanha, Wahi hum nazar aayenge...
14ko baraat thi, 15ko suhgraat thi. 16ko bear ki Barsaat thi, Ankh khuli to pata chala Sapno ki khaali Raat thi, Hath me LUND aur chaddi barbad thi...
Sharabi Pati: darwaja kholo! Wife ne darwaja khola. Pati: tu kaun he? Wife: Aila mujhko hi bhul gaya! Pati: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai BEHAN..
If Gandhiji would hav ever thought about people working in private company, then definitely he would hav adden a 4th monkey wid hands on his ASS..!!
Bahut chaha magar bhula na sake, khayalo me kisi or ko lana sake. Unko dekhkar ansu poch liye par kisi or ko dekh kar muskura na sake...
Words of a boy who loved a girl most: "Pls do not turn back & face me one more time, bcoz i dont hav one more heart to lose.."
A... Itna busy b na raha karo kabi hame b yad kar liya karo Shero-Shayri na ati ho na sahi, Aye hue SMS hi 4wrd kar diya karo!
Uske liye jeena sikho Jo apke liye "Marne" ko taiyar ho Aur use hamesha "Khush" rakho jiske dilme sirf apke liye hi "Pyar" ho...
No mre beat it No mre hate me No mre earth song No mre thriller Only remains da "ghost" coz no mre "MICHEL JACKSON".. A TRIBUTE TO THE GR8 ENTERTAINER...
Fat guy walks into a BAR. Waitress: "is that a Beer or a Coffee stomach?" Fat guy: "The tap is just under the stomach. Have a few drops & find out for ur self!"
Each day i meet someone new, But never find another u, the world is full of people i know its true, yet no one ever equal, the thing i have in u...
A single spelling mistake that caused a divorce!! A man went to Goa & sent a msg to his wife: "Having the most amazing & wonderful time, wish u were HER!!"...
Teacher: Last semester u were roamin wit dat girl & dis semister u r roamin wit other. Wht u think of ur self? Boy: Syllabus Changed mam... (",)
HARD FACT: No matter how many job POSITIONS taken over by women, and claim equality, There wil always be certain OPENINGS that only Men can fill...
HIGHLIGHTS OF YEAR 2009: 1) 09-09-09 This day comes in 100 years. 2) 27-7-09 the biggest Solar Eclipse in 100 years. 3) 2009 starts & ends with Thursday..!
I'm so adicted 2ur msgs, dat if u dnt sms me, i'l use noodles 2hang myself, Use sponge 2hit myslf, Use ruber knife 2cut my vein & Water pistol 2 blow my head off...! (",)
Style of break up. A Boy brought present 4 His GF. GF (after openi): Wat d hell wud i do wid dis Diwali Rocket? B: U wantd stars na? Nw sit on it.. (",)
Aap wahi ho na, jisko School mein Hindi k Exam mein, "KHALI STHAAN BHARO"... Kaha gaya tha, aur tum 3 ghante tak Gaand mein Ungli daal kar baithe the...?
Right fm heart:- "I hv a heart n dt is true, Bt nw it hs gone 4m me 2u, So care 4 it jst lik I do, coz I hv no heart n u hv 2."
Jab apko Sandas na aye, Baite baite thak jaye, Bor ho jaye, Presure b na aye... To yaad karna hume, shayad humare naam se, Gand Phat jaye aur KAAM ban jaye...
BRA ki mehek churai nahi jati, PANTY ki jhalak chupai nahi jati.. Kitni b choti ho GF ke BOOBS, ek bar chus lo to bhulai nai jati... Hai na dosto??
I like the simplicity of this Line: "A Frnd is like Blood... Though They Are Not Beside Us Always, They Come Out When We Are Wounded!"
Khuda kare pyar me ek aisa mukan aaye, Mera jeevan mere pyar ke kaam aaye, Hum to itna chahte hai, Agle janam me bhi aapke pyar me hamara naam aye...
Papi hone par b apko swarg milega, Har raat ek glass wisky aur apsara milegi.. Par apke papo ki saja ye hogi k glass k niche hole hoga par Apsara ke niche nahi...
Wafa ki kasam ham bewafa na honge, Mar jaenge par aapse juda na honge.. Ham vaise banenge apni dosti ka mahal, Sharam se jhuk jayega pyar ka Tajmahal...
Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha, Pyar ko humne bandagi samjha. Tum chahe hume jo bi samjho, par humne tho tumhe apni zindagi samjha...
Ashkon ke samundar me ye tujhe bhigo dega, Is ishk se door hi reh ye tujhe dubo dega. Aata hai chahe tujhe laakh hasna ae dost, Aansuon ki mala me ye tujhe piro dega...
Killer PJ.. Agar tum YAWN kar rahe ho, aur tumhe dekh kar sath baitha banda b YAWN kar raha ho toh .. . . . Toh, matlab tum dono ke beech YAWN SAMBAND HAI...!
Great Thought: "Always remember money isn't everything but make sure that you've made a lot of it before talking such nonsense"
80% of men play with their Penis while taking shower! Rest 20% sing. Do u knw which song? . . . . . . . . Don't knw? . . . . . . . . I knew U belong to the 80% category !! (",)
Dard ke ehsaas ko bus tum ehsaas hi rehne do, Aansu ke samundar ko mere paas hi rehne do. Zaahir agar kiya to ye aam ho jayega khushi, Mere dil ke jakhm ko tum khaas hi rehne do...
Too much scotch, Sexy babes, Extra-marital affairs & Hot n wild sex r man's worst enemies. But remember, A man who runs away from his enemies is a coward.
3 stupid STAGES OF LIFE: TEEN AGES-Have Time & Energy But No Money. WORKERS- Have Money & Energy But No Time. OLD AGES- Have Time & Money But No Energy. (",)
First: my father is so rich, he can afford to send me to Cambridge. Second: My Pop can send me to Harward. Banta: My papa is so rich, he tells me, u eat & enjoy. No need to struggle. (",)
A fantastic sign board kept in highways for encouraging slow driving.. "Mr.LATE" is always better than "LATE Mr."
Once again a Killer Pj... How to convert a bus into a female? .. ... . . . . . . . . Come late to the bus stop. Bus MISS ho jayegi! (",)
Banta- if i drink coffee i cant sleep.. Santa- oh oh.. Wid me its ulta. If i sleep i cant drink coffee!!!
Chahe wafa me thokre kaate raho, Phir bi rasm-e-wafa nibaate raho. Yahi to ishq ka dastur he, Ke zakhm khao phir bi muskurate raho...
Pj of the week :-) What do u call a girl who gives blow jobs to the troops stationed on our borders? .. . . . . . . Ans: "Seema Sucksena.."
There is no road in the world that goes to Happiness.. But, Happiness itself is the only way which goes anywere in the world... Be Happy Always...
Ultimate shayari- Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya.. Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya.. Tu ek minute ruk main abhi pani pi k aaya... (",)
Khuda jab husn deta hai,Nazaqat aahi jati hai, Qadam chun chun kar rakhti ho,Kamar bal kha hi jati hai.
Kaash wado ka matlab wo samajh pate* Humari khamoshi ka matlab wo samajh pate * nazren kahti hain hazar baaten,, Kaash humari ek nazar wo samajh pate * (' ; ') * http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Sardar wounded in an accident goes to a doc. Dr: stitches lene padenge. Sardar: kitne paise? Dr: 3000 Rs. Sardar: sir stitches lene hai, embroidery nahin karwani...!
Use udas karke khud ko bhi rona tha.. Ye haadsa bhi abhi hona tha.. Wo mujhe todkar phir jodti rahi aksar, Me uske vaste jaise koi khilona tha.....
Majboor hum nahi ke tumko bhul jaye, Kilona hum nahi ke uhi toot jaye, Duwa se karida hai hum ne apko, Daulat se nahi ke zinda reh ke bhi bhul jaye...
Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection. And Heart shows affection. Both have one equal quality- can't be reformed once broken...
Dhadkan Humari Tumse Jo Kahe,, Saanso Ko Bhi Uski Khabar Na Lage.. Bahut Khubsurat Hai Rishta Humara,, Dua Hai Ise KISI KI NAZAR NA LAGE.. (~_~).. http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Today's simple n True quote. . . . . Love is the 7th sence. . . . . Which destroys all 6 senses. . . . .
"The privilege of frndship is that we can talk nonsence And be sure, that nonsense will also be respected by each other." lik v do.. Frnds rock..
They say universities r ful of knowledge. Y??? Coz the freshers bring a little knowledge in & the seniors take none away, so knoledge accumulates...!! (",)
Reality of life: People dont change wen u giv them better option, they change only wen they realise there is no other option...!!
TENSION KI HAD... Ladki ne apse lift mangi, raste me uski tabiat khrab ho gai. Aap use Hospital le gae, Dr. bola aap BAAP banne wale hai. APKO TENSION HUI. Aap bole me iska baap nahi hu. Fir ladki se pucha gaya, ladki boli yehi baap hai. APKO AUR TENSION. Fir police ai apka medical hua, report ai k aap to kabi BAAP hi nahi ban sakte, apne khuda ka shukr ada kia aur aap khushi khushi bahar aa gaye aur fir socha k ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai wo kiske hai? APKO FIR TENSION...!
A boy take off his pant to hav sex wid a girlfriend. Gf: Tumhara to bilkul tumhare Bhai jesa hai. Boy: Haan! Tumhari Sister b yehi kehti hai...!
Making wounds in otherz heart is very easy. But, being medicine for wounded hearts, is very difficult. Take care of ur best ones...
LOVE IS ONLY A DIRTY TRICK PLAYED ON US TO ACHIEVE CONTINUATION OF THE SPECIES. - M. SOMERSET MAUGHAM.
Umar bhar chaha ki zamin aur aasman humara hota,, kash ki khwaiso ka bhi koi kinara hota,, ye soch kar humne use roka nahi,, door hi kya jata wo agar humara hota.... (~_~) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Kya hua jo usne racha li mehandi, Hamm b ab to sehra sajayenge. Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb main nahi hai, Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge... (",)
NICE THOUGHT:- "Always try to prove that u r right. But... Never attempt to prove that others r wrong"...
Badla jo waqt gehri dosti badal gayi.. Suraj dhala to saaye ki surat badal gayi.. Ek umar tak mai uski jarurat bana raha,, fir yun hua ki uski "JARURAT" badal gayi... (*_*) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega, magsam e tohin se kubul muflis na ayega.. Maktul e wafa ko mahroom na ayega, Gaand fatt jayegi par ye msg samajh nahi aayega...
If u think sex is a pain in the ass....... ....... Then u r doing it in the wrong way...! (",)
Dil ki duniya tutne k baad sab rote hai. Hum hai ki pagalo ki tarah haste the. Haal-e-dil hum kaise sunaye apko, k taklif na ho tumko iss liye akele rote the.....
Meri Zindagi ek Juva ban kar Rehagai.., Meri Zindagi ek Juva bankar rehagai... Meine Jisse Pyar Kiya, meine Jisse Pyar kiya, O Mere Bachonki Bhuva ban kar Rehagai.....
Small but beautiful Quote: "Past is misery, Future is mystery, Present is a gift" -That is why we call it as "PRESENT".
Small Birds move for shelter from rain. But eagle avoids the rain by flying above the cloud. Difficulty is same for all but attitude makes difference.
Gal: I've Taken An I-Pil bymistake . Now wat shud I Do? Boy: Get Urself Fuckd Within 72hrs, Otherwise D Tablet Wud Go Waste!
A negro died & reached heaven. ANGEL: Who r u? NEGRO: Leonardo Dicaprio. The Angel got confused & rang the Chief: "Sir, did Titanic sink or burn?" (",)
Teacher: y do we use only Mother Tongue and not Father Tongue? Student: Bcoz Father does not get any chance to speak..!
Education is like hiring a prostitute. It needs both money & hard work. Success is like masturbation. Only ur own hand can let u achieve it... (",)
To win sumone's heart is easy, to break sumone's heart is simpler than easy, But to "RE-WIN" someone's broken heart is more than impossible !
A Poster showing a fish caught on a hook, the caption read as... "Even a fish would stay out of trouble if it kept its mouth shut."
Mohabbat ho jaye ya Macchar katen Anjam ek hi hai What? Raat ko nind nahi aati...!!
Nice Management Proverb :- A dog will not hurt u, If u beat it with a bone. So use the right weapon to handle people. Thatz the secret of winning! (",)
Gals poem Pati mera aisa ho, Walet me jiske paisa ho, Lambi jiski height ho, Gusse ka light ho, Jab saas se fight ho, Wo kahe JANU aap hi right ho...
Kid- mom, I want a baby brthr. Mom- ur dad is overseas wen he comes back we wil talk ovr it. Kid- y dnt u just surprise him? (",)
Santa gusse me sardarni se: Mera dil chahta hai ki tera khoon pee jao... Sardarni: Tum bi na, Pehle batana tha na, ab to PERIOD khatam ho gaye...
Ladki ne ladke par "Susu" kar diya. Ladka bola E Shokh Haseena Yeh Kaisi Naadani Hai. Laki Boli Jis Jheel Ke Tum Sapne Dekhte Ho, Yeh Usi Jheel Ka Pani Hai...!
Ek Gumnam Si Chahat Sunsaan Si Zindgi * Dard Bhare Lamho Ka Inaam Hai Zindgi * Raato K Sannate Aur Khud Ki Hi Parchhayi ,, Kaise Kahen Ki Kitni Viraan Hai Zindgi * (~_~) * http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
New addition to Newton's Laws of Motion: Loose Motion can never b done in slow Motion.. (",)
Touching Lines ever said by a person who has been hurt a lot: "They all fooled me always, bcoz I Loved them like a Mad!".
Izhar-e-Jazbat Ki Jo Aadat Use Nahi * Duniya Samjhti Hai Ki Mohabat Use Nahi * Lagti Hai Kami Ab Uski Chaah Me,, Kafi Dino Se Mujhse Shikayat Use Nahi * (~_~) * http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Mistakes are not a Crime! If U can rectify them, they r the key to Success. Eg: God created U! So What? He rectified his Mistake by Creating Me... (",)
Its better to hav a succesful exit than a favourable entrance. Coz wat matters is not being applauded wen u arrive but being remembered wen u leave...
Boy askd his Dad for a bike.. Dad got angry an said "Why did God gav u two legs..?" Boy reply'd smartly, "One to apply brake other to change gear..!"
Bina bole aansu chale aate hai, Bina bole dost kaam aate hai, Kamal ki baat to ye hai, Aapki yaad jab aati hai to bina bole mere SMS chale jate hai...
Kash baate aap ki itni Pyari na hoti, Kash aapse mulakat hamari na hoti. Khwabon me hi dekh lete aapko to aaj milne ki yun bekarari na hoti...
Mdm: Use Transparent in sentence. Boy: Ur suit is transparent, ur red Bra is visible! Mdm: Sharm karo! Boy: Sharam ki hai tabhi nahi bataya ki apki KALI PANTY fati hai...
PJ SHAYRI- Machhar k kaatnay se Pintoo ko ho gaya Maleria (2), waa waa... Pressure Is Equal to Force Per Unit Area.. Waa waa.. (",)
Abraham lincoln: if i hv 8hrs to cut a tree, i spend 6hrs in sharping d axe. STUDENTS: If i hv 8hrs to study, i spend 6hrs in counting pages... (",)
Lafz na nikle phir b awaz hoti hai. Kuch lamho ki bath khas hoti hai. Aap chahe mane ya na mane par a such hai Aap k yaad hamesha dil ke pass hoti hai...
Ye dil jisko chahe wo milta kaha he, Khuda har kisi ko ye deta kaha hai, Kismat se milti hai ye khushiya saari, Lakiro se apni koi ladta kaha hai...
Crazy Quote: Gud Boys are Found in Every Corner of the Earth! But Unfortunately Earth is Round...! (",)
Mom: Why r u Pregnant? Daughter: Dis is our project in school abt miracle of lyf. Mom: Who s d dad? Tel me! Daughter: mom, many.. Bcoz its a group project...
Kismat me koi sapna na raha, Zindagi me koi apna na raha, Waada to kar liya Mohabbat me unhone, Lekin aaj unhe hamara NaaM tak yaad na raha...
Afsana dil ka likh diya, pehli nazar me usse dil diya, bina soche usse apna bana liya, aaj tak dund rahe uss kami ko jis wajah se ussne hume inkar kiya...
Read carefully.. Its a very short quote. But, can change 1s attitude towards life if understood properly: "Pain is inevitable; Suffering is optional..!"
Insaan ke paas agar 2 cheezein na hoti toh zindagi bahut aasaan hoti: 1. Pet. Aur 2. Lund. Saala ek ki bhookh mitaao toh doosra khada ho jata hai...
A Gay donated a huge sum to a Church. Happy Priest to the Gay: "U can select 3 HYMNS." Immdtly the gay stood up, pointed to 3 men & said: "Him, Him & Him." (",)
Great saying... Youths r not useless but they r used less, Youths r not hopeless but they r hoped less...
Cricket has reachd exciting levels with IPL. Infusing the same thing into exams, sme suggestions... 1. Reduce exam duration to 1hr and marks to 50. 2. Introduce strategic break aftr each 30 mins. 3. Giv free hit, ie a chance for students to frame their own questions and write ans. 4. 1st 15 mins power play, ie no invigilator in the exam hall. 5. Introduce fair play awards. 6. Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written! (",)
French: Aftr makin love, I covr my wife frm head to toe in wine, den wipe her clean wid my tongue- she goes wild. Swiss: I use chocolate, den wipe her clean wid my tongue- she goes wild. Sardar: Aftr makin love, I get out of bed & wipe my dick wid d curtains- She goes WILD...! (",)
All Girls r Beautiful, aftr the Lights r Switched off !!- Shakesphere. All Boys r Strong, Before the Sperms r let off !!- Shaking Sphere...
"Patience en Silence are Powerful Energies.. Patience Makes u Mentally Strong. Silence makes u Emotionally Strong."
Apki yad to ek anmol ful hai. Hum apko bhul jaye a apki bhul hai. Koi yad hume na kare gila nai, Hum apno ko nai bhulate a hamara usul hai...
Hum pe bhi wo waqt aya tha, Kisiko aankho me basaya tha, Usine lut liya mera jahaan, Jise Dil ki dhadkan banaya tha...
Tum bin agar guzara humara hota, To yu na aaj tumko pukara hota, Humare dil me sirf tum hi tum ho, Kash tumhare dil pe bhi Haq hamara hota...
Teri sadgi me itna husn hai Tera sinpar kaisa hoga.. Tere gusse me itna pyar hai To tera pyar kaisa hoga??!
Define Impotence?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its nature's way of saying "No hard feelings, mate" (",)
Girls kill a life wen dey cheat boys in luv (Boy suicides). But Boys giv a new life (Baby) wen dey cheat girls. Moral: Boys r always kind heart... (",)
Banta:Teri biwi ko car chahiye thi, Tune use Diamond ring kyu di? ?? ??? ???? Santa: Main nakli Car kaha se lata??
Ajib lagti hai sham kabi-kabi, Zindagi lagti hai bejan kabi-kabi, Samajh aaye to hame bhi batana, kyo karti hai yaden pareshan kabi-kabi...
Reh-reh kar apki yad ati hai, Sms na ane ki waja satati hai, Sochte rahe hum jarur koi gham hai, Ya ab apke Dosti mein hamare liye jaga kam hai...
Ek Yaad Hai Uski Jo Dil Se Rukhsat Nahi Hoti* Ab Kisi Aur Pe Mar Mitne Ki Hasrat Nahi Hoti * Jo Bhula De Tum Bhi Use Dil Se Bhula Do,, Wo Mohabat To Phir "MOHABAT" Nahi Hoti * (~_~) Reply if Anyone liked it . . . http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
A girl totally exhausted after her honeymoon, told her friend "Wen dis 60 yr old bastard said he has saved a lot for 40 yrs, I thought it was MONEY...!"
"Many problems arise because v talk too much, But many problems r not solved bcoz v talk too less.. So good or bad, talk to ur closer ones freely"
-UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE THEN LAUGH- What do u call an intelligent man in Punjab? Tourist! ..-READ AGAIN & UNDERSTAND-
Two friends who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who r u working for nw? 2nd: Same people, My Wife & 4 Children...
Tute dilon ke bi sapne hote hai, Dil milne ke bi nagme hote hai, Chahe koi bi gum aye apki jindagi main, Hume yad karna kyuki "APNE TO APNE HOTE HAI"...
Nice Thought- "Things we lose in life always have its own way of coming back to us at the end, but it always happens in the most unexpected ways..."
"One who does'nt love a girl before his marriage can never love his wife after marriage.." shakespeare.
A Man askd to BUDDHA, "What is the difference between ur love & my love? BUDDHA Smiled & Replyd "A Rose in Plant is my love & A Rose in hand is ur love..."
What is more difficult than getting a Pregnant Woman into a Tata Nano? ?? ??? Making a Woman pregnant in a Tata Nano!! (",)
Kissing without egos! fingering without intentions! Sucking without expectations! Fucking without selfishness is the sign of True Relationship !!!
Soch ke tumhare bare me muskurate hai hum, Sub ko kahani tumhari sunate hai hum, Jab bhi yaad karte hai aapko dost, Sari dunia ko us waqt bhul jate hai hum...
Pal-pal ka wada hai aapse, Apnapan kuch zyada hai aapse, Na sochna ki kabi bhool jayenge aapko, Roz nahi to kabi kabi hi satayenge ye wada hai aapse...
Zindgi Me Køi Khaas Tha,, Tanhai K Siwa Kuch Na Paas Tha,, Pa To Lete Zindgi Me Har Khushi,, Par Har Khushi Me Uskì Kami Ka Ehsas Tha * (~_~) * http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
DIL ki DHADKAN ka EHSAS ho tum, mereliye bahut KHAS ho tum. JUDA HOKE hume MAUT se BADKAR SAZA di hai, FIR b TADAPTE dil ne tume Khush rahne ki DUA di hai.....!
Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao... Student: Jawani me mobile me "HASEENO" ke numbers hote hai, Aur Budhape me "HAKEEMO" ke...
Its a 7 letter word. If v remove 1 letter frm it, its d same. If v remove 2 letters, its same. If v remove al d leters also its same. Wat is it? "POSTBOX" (",)
One of d Greatest illusions of life is that- "we always believe that there is more time in tomorrow than today"
Sardar was askd in an interview.. Can India produce another Kapil Dev? His answr was Now its too late.. Kapil's mother above 80 years old...
Biggest Mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulas made, But Stil... X is Unknown.! & XXX is Welknown...! (",)
Kab Maine Kaha K Phool Nahi Rote,, Kab Maine Kaha Nasib Nahi Khote,, Ye To Kìsmat Ki Baat Hai,, Koi AankHO Me Samundar Rakhta Hai* Aur Kisi Ki Palko Me Do Aansu Tak Nahi Hote * (~_~) * http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Na bujhne wali is dil me ek pyas si lagi hai, Wo nahi ayenge pata hai fir bhi ek aas si lagi hai.. Yun to mila tha wo humse ajnabi ki tarah kabi, Jaate hue uski adaa kyun mujhe khaas si lagi hai...
Zara-Zara kar ke uski yadoon ka mahal banate hain... ..... Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hai...
Ro rokar khub maine use manaya bhi tha, Har rishtey ka wasta deke samjhaya bhi tha, Wo na mana or chal diya dil tod kar bewafa, Jate hue piche se humne use bulaya bhi tha...
Bahut dino se thi aasman ki sajish, Aaj puri ho gayi hai unki khwahish, Bhig lo tum bhi mausam me, Mubarak ho aapko ye pehli barish... HAPPY MONSOON...
Phool Se Jakhm Aur Sard Hawayen Kitni * Aankh Se Barsi Ek Roz Ghatayen Kitni * Ab To Khud Se Hi Hoti Hai Jalan,,, Zindgi Aur Degi Sazayen Kitni *** (~_~) Hi frnds.. Visit my new site =~> http://ravindra4ever.peperonity.com/
Kab Roye The Sanam Or Hum Kab Hansey The, Mere Apno Ke Teer The Jo Mujhpar Kasey The, Ab Kya Karna Hai Mujhe Tujhe Pakar Dubara, Wo Din Or The Jab Tum Meri Nas Nas Me Basey The...
Wer Shilpa Shetty's Yoga, Preity Zinta's hugs, Shah Rukh's Sprite, Ambani's Petrol failed, Mallya's Beer Worked.. Team Bangalore Rocks...
A DEADLY PJ: Agar Jakie Chain ki saas ko kidnap kar dia to use kaun vapas layega? ?? "Vicks Vaporub" kyu ki.. VICKS lautaye "Chain Ki Saans" (",)
Issay pahle ki raat ho jaye,Kyon na ek haseen mulaqaat ho jaye,Apne mobile se ek pyara sa sms kar dijye,Jissay shor bhi na ho aur mulaqaat ho jaye. http://prince9.peperonity.com/
Jab bhi main khud ko samjhaoon tu mera nahi hai,Dil me koi cheekh uthhta hai nahi aisa nahi hai,Kab utarta hai koi dil me utar jane ke baad,Ki ess gali ke doosri janib koi aur raasta nahi hai.
I like the simplicity of this line; A frnd is like blood, though they are not beside us alwayz but Do Come out when we are wounded..!! (~_~) frnds.. Just visit my new sites..~> http://ravindra4ever.peperonity.com/
A Psychology report: Wen 2 couples come face to face, WIVES look at each other's saree and HUSBANDS look at each other's Wives!
Banane Ko To Jahan Bana Leta Hu,, Ek Uski Justju Hai Jo Khud Ko Bhula Deta Hu,, Wo Aayenge Nahi Ye Yakin Ho Chala Hai,, Ek Aur Muqadar Diye Sa Jala Hai,, Duriya Nahi Rahi Ab Faasle Baki Hain,, Ek Madhosi Saki Aur Thoda Jaam Baki Hai** (~_~) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Two Golden line's of Life:- "Dont Love The Cheatable Friend... Dont Cheat The Loveable Friend"
Jab raat ko yaad apki ati he, Sitaro me apki Tasvir Nazar ati he.. Dhundti he nigahe us chere ko, Yaad me jiski Subha ho jati he...
(2nd part) Oh what r u then? The man says"I am a saudi arabian.The next day newspapers says"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
A man is taking a walk in central park in new york,Suddenly he sees a little girl being attcked by a pit bull dog,He runs over & starts fighting with the dog,He succeeds in killing the dog & saving the girls life.A policeman who whathing the scene walks over & says"U are a hero,tommorrow u can read it in the news papers"Brave newyorker saves the life of little girl.The man says"But i am not a newyorker. Oh,then it will say in newspapers in the morning"Brave American saves life a little girl.The man answers but i m not an American. Oh,What r u then?
A man is taking a walk in central park in newyork, Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog,He runs over and starts fighting with the dog,He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girls life,A policeman who watching the scene walks over & says"U are a hero,Tommorow u can read it in the newspapers" Brave new yorker saves the life of little girl.The man says i m not a newyorker:Oh, then it will say in newspaper in the morning"Brave American saves life of little girl.The man says"But i m not an american.Oh, what r u then?The man says"I am saudi arabian.The next day new...
Ye Mat Pucho Tum Bin Hum Kya Khote Rahe* Yaado Me Tumhari Hum Roz Kitna Rote Rahe* Na Din Guzre Hain Na Raaten,, Bas Kuch Bechain Se Hum Hote Rahe* (*_*) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Effect of RECESSION... Signboard on the door of a prostitute..." Use both sides at same rate.." 4 More such Non-Veg Sms 100% latest sms n free. Sms: JOIN NIGHTRIDERS on 9870807070.
Kaamwali ko ek din condam mila.. Maalkin ye kya hai ? Maalkin: tere gaon mein sex nahi karte ? Karte hai, par itna nahi ki khaal utar jaye..... 4 More such Non-Veg Sms 100% latest sms n free. Sms: JOIN NIGHTRIDERS on 9870807070.
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Sardar: Dr Sahab Plastic Surjery karvane me kitna kharcha aaega? Dr: 5 Lakh. Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to...?
Doctor's advice: Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway. (",)
A Fully Burnt Cigarrate Ash Said - Today Its Me, Bcoz Of U.. Tomorrow Its U, Bcoz Of Me !!
Andhero Me Chandni Raat Bhala Kya Maange,, Jisko Mil Jaye Apka Sath Bhala Kya Maange,, Bin Maange Jab Dua Ho Kubul,,, To Duwao Me Uthe Hath Bhala Kya Maange..? (~_~) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Dil ko aadat si ho gayi hai chot khane ki,bheegi palkon k sang muskurane ki,kash anjaam hum pehle se jaan jaate,to koshish bhi na karte dil lagane ki
Zakhm dene ka andaaz kuch aisa hai,zakhm dekar puchte hai ab haal kaisa hai,kisi 1 se gila kya karna,saari dunia ka mijaz ek jaisa hai
Yakin banke log jindgi me aate hai, khawab banke ankho me sama jate hai. pehle to yakin dilate hai ki vo hamare hai, phir na jane kyon tanha chhod jate hai.
Sum time i forget 2 reply,some time i 4get to say hi,some time my msg doesnt reach u,but it doesnt mean that i forget u, i just giv u time 2 miss me.
Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair, Na rang hai Na roshni hai tere bagair,Waqt apni Raftaar se chal raha hai, Bus"Dhadkan" thami hai tere bagair.
Breaking news: ADIDAS has invented & startd BOOKING of NEW SHOES with GPS system so that it does'nt miss the target when thrown at politicians.
Nashe mein dube hai kuch iss tarah, Ab na koi labz hai na koi taal hai, Dekhta tha jiss chehre ko nazar meri, Ab to samne sirf ek sukha gulab hai...
Sachi hai dosti azma ke dekhlo. Karke hampe yaken hamare pas aake dekhlo. Badalta nahi sona kabhi rang apna. Chahe jitne bar aag me jalake dekhlo...
Bahut dino se thi aasman ki sajish, Aaj puri ho gayi hai unki khwahish, Bhig lo tum bhi Mausam me, Mubarak ho aapko ye pehli Barish... HAPPY MONSOON...
Itna khoya ki paana na aaya, pyaar toh bahut kiya par jatana na aaya, wo toh bas gaye humare rom rom mein, par hume hi unke dil mein jagah banana na aaya.
Don't search 4 Love , Let Love Search 4 U . Don't look 4 it if it won't be Found . Let it Find out instead.That's Why it is Called Falling In Love : Becoz U don't actually Force UR Self to Fall you just fall....!
A woman has strengths that amaze men. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love, and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she's happy and laughs when she's afraid. Her love is unconditional! There's only one thing wrong with her, she sometimes forgets what she is worth.Pass this on to every beautiful woman u know, I just did.
Koi peeta hai koi pilata hai,koi peeke ladkhadata hai,yeh zaruri nahi ki wo har shaks khush ho jo har waqt muskurata hai......
Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskurate pal, Dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal; Kabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me,Aaj waqt guzar jata hai un yadon ko jutane me...
Ab Aa Bhi Jao Ki Zindgi Kam Hai.. Tum Jo Nahi To Har Khushi Kam Hai.. Tujhse Hi To Muqammal Hu Mai,, Tum Jo Nahi To Bas Gum Hi Gum Hai.. (~_-) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Khushiya to jyada nahi thi, Par Zindagi jee li humne, Thodi si khushi di aur, Baaki Umar bhar ki Yaadein de di Tumne...
The darkest hour in any man's life is wen he sits down to plan how to get Money without Earning it... (",)
"Truth is not something what people dare to say but it is something what people are scared to hide...!"
Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar.Hansati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar.Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar.Phir bhi kyun dosti chhodkar log karte hain pyar?
Har dil ko ek intzaar hota hai. Har baat ka ek andaaz hota hai. Jab tak na lage bewafai ki thokar har kisi ko apni pasand par naaz hota hai.
Bahete hue askon ki jaban nahi hoti,kismat har kisi pe mehrban nae hoti,Mile jo tumko muhabbat to kadr karna uski,Har kisi pe kismat meherban nahi hoti.
Zindagi Me Kai Baar Waqt Aisa Aaega. Jab Tumko Chahne Wala Hi Tumko Rulayega.
Hi dear! I am collecting Ghandi ji's photo. I need ur help 4 my colection plz ghar me jitne bhi 100/500/1000/ ke notes ho wo mere pas bhejwa do Thanks huryup
Ke raat ke andhere me diye ki roshni ka shukriya ada kiya jata hai, lekin subha hote hi usey badi berahmi se bujha diya jata hai, Badi khudgarz hai ye duniya mere yaaron, Bas apna apna matlab nikal liya jata hai...
Santa fills Birth certificate of fourth child. Mother, Father- Sikh. Kid- Chinese. Wen askd- The newspaper says every fourth person born on Earth is Chinese...
Hi frnds... Jaise Din Aur Raat Hua Karte Hain,, Waise Kuch Log Khas Hua Karte Hain,, Humse Behtar Apko Kaun Janta Hoga,, Aap Jaise Log To Khushio Ki Saugat Hua Karte Hain... (~_-) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Ek Aadmi Petrol Pump pe- Bhai 1Rs ka Petrol Dal do. Salesman Gusse me- Itna Sara Petrol dalwa ke kaha jana hai? Aadmi- Jana kaha hai, hum to Aise hi paise udate hai... (",)
Maine dil ko jalte huye dekha hai, Aaj us shaks ko badalte hue dekha hai, Yakeen na aye to puch lo falak se, Shaam say pehle suraj ko dhalte dekha hai...
Pyar ki raah me hum tere sath to chalte, Hum bhi parwane ki tarah tere paas machalte, Hote raakh jalke jo kuch ujaala to hua hi hota, Ek teri khatir hum sanam mom ki tarah pighalte...
Santa- Muje Shak He, Meri Bv K PANTY Tere Bedrum Me Kese ? Banta- Gadhe, Teri BV PANTY Kaha Pahnti He ? -ho, Sorry ! Tuj Pe bekar me Shak Kiya.. DHIRAJ.
What is common between a pen drive and vagina? Both store Large data in a small place. dhiraj.
Why Did Bhajji Slap Sreesanth Last Yr Aftr D Match He Asked'Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT Q KHATE HAI'.. Bhajji Slapped & Said 'DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA' :-D
.Hum GAM ko CHUPA ke MUSKURATE gaye,wo HADD se JAYADA humko SATATE gaye Meri ANKHO ki GHATA BARASTI rahi,wo SAWAN samaj kar NAHATA gaye. dhiraj.
PJ Time... "Eagle jab beemar pad jata hain to use kya bulate hain?? ??? socho socho.. "ILLEGAL...!"
Nice Thought: If u salute ur Duty, u need not salute anybody... But if u Pollute ur Duty? U hav to salute Everybody" - Dr APJ Abdul Kalam.
Shadi ka wada kiya Yasmin se, Warna mohabat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane me keh diya Amreen se, Kya haal huwa tha pucho Parveen se, Ab to umeed hai sirf Afreen se...
Silly Mistakes done by a unliked person will be like a crime. But, A crime done by a favorite person are taken silly." Thats Affection...
Sharukh's Shayri: Haar ke jeethne walon ko bazigar kehthe hai, Haar ke jeethne walon ko bazigar kehthe hai.., Haarthe hi rehne walon ko knight Rider kehthe hai !!!
Ek Ladke ne Gali me ja rahi Ladki k Piche Ungli Laga di. Ladki: Andha ho Gaya he Dikhai nahi deta...? Ladka: Kya hua sahi jagah pe nahi lagi kya...?
Teacher: Khet mein TOILET karne se pehle PISHAB kyun aata hai? ? ?? Student: Taaki PAADH maarte waqt MITTI na udde...
1Sardar puts his Penis in a bottle of HORLICKS n started shouting "EPANG OPANG JAPAANG" Y? Bcoz he wanted 2 make it TALLER STRONGER SHARPER...!
If 007 is James Bond, Who is 111? try... try.... ............... Its Simple. Its also James Bond, in Binary Forum!! We're Engineers, Think different!
Hasil Ho Jaye Hasarat To Khwaish Ko Bhul Jate Hain.. Sitare Buland Ho Jaye To Guzarish Ko Bhul Jate Hain.. Samundar Ho Paas To Log Barish Ko Bhul Jate Hain.... (~_~) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Shikayte To Itni Kar Di Usne,, Ki Rah Na Gaya Kuch Kah Jane Ke Liye.... Pyar Kiya Humne Kabhi Use,, Yahi Kafi Hai Zindgi Bitane Ke Liye.... (-_-) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
My name is Sharukh Khan, i hav lost 140 crores in d prsnt IPL. now Vijay Malya Threw me out of Kingfisher Airlines for Travelling without ticket & i dont hav money to come back to India. Plz show courtesy on me & fwd dis msg to everybody so dat i'll get 10 paise 4 4warding each msg....
What is d similarity between Gandhiji & Sharukh khan?? ?? ????? Both returned to India after getting insulted in South Africa...!!
Kya pata uski zuban se b izhar nikle, kya pta unke dil me b pyar mile, sach h uske bina ji nhi sakte, kya pta uske dil se b yahi baat nikle.. 4 Love Sms's 4 FREE. Sms: JOIN DILL_MILL_GAYE on 567678.
Santa HELMET pehen k bahar nikla to POLICE ne kaha- nikal 50Rs. Santa: Abe maine HELMET to pehni hai. Police: Abe, scooter kaha hai? Sms: JOIN DILL_MILL_GAYE to 567678.
Zindagi mein do hi lamhe mujhpe guzare hain kathin Ek tere aane se pehle, Ek tere jaane ke baad
I don't want 2 say I miss u,though deep inside I do,becoz I'm afraid u might see through & know how much fear I have of losing someone like u.. dHiRaJ.
Hi friends, i hav written few msgs abt love. Abt wat love is.. We feel d love daily by small small things that happen daily but we r unaware of dat love. I hav jst tried 2 quote those special lovely moments in sum sms's. I'll post & send those daily 4 Luv msgs written & composed by me on my smsgroup & u can get those msgs 4 FREE & I guarantee dat it'll really touch ur heart. 2 get my msgs 4 free, Take ur cell & jst sms: JOIN DILL_MILL_GAYE on 567678. (Also tell ur frnds to do so) -Dhiraj.
A lonely tear is set out free, I'm sitting alone for all 2 see. You r far away, how can it be? My heart cries out,"Come back to me!!" dHiRaJ.
Why MOTHER is special? When I came drenched in the rain,bro asked-Why don't u took an umbrella? Sis advised Why didn't u wait till rain stopped? Papa angrily warned After getting cold u'll realise. but Mother,while drying my hair, said Stupid rain! Couldn't it wait till my child come home? That's Mother. dHiRaJ.
"Love is like a butterfly, chase it, it will run. Ignore it and it will softly sit on your shoulder" dHiRaJ.
I live by faith not by sight. So whether i see u or not. Talk 2 u or not. I knw ur stil d same. Precious friend worth keeping til d end. Dhiraj.
True Love is being happy 4 The person u Love.. When they are with Person they love... Now Think.. R u A True Lover..? DHIRAJ..
Genda Phool Remix: Biwi chodne deve, Sali bhi chudwa leve, Sasural sex ka phool, Sans muh me leve, Salheji thukwane deve, Sasural sex ka phool.. dHiRaJ.
Sabse alag sabse Nyare Ho Aap,, Tarif Kabhi Puri Na Ho ITNE pyare Ho Aap,, Aaz Pata Chala Kyu Zamana Jalta Hai Humse,, Kyuki Dost Jo Aakhir Humare Ho Aap.. (~_-) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Dost dost nahi dil ki dawa hota hai,mahsus hota hai jab wo juda hota hai.bina dost ke jina ek saza hota hai aur dost aap jaisa ho to zindagi jine ka alag maza hota hai.
Kaun kaheta hai akele aaye they.. Akele jayenge.. Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta.. Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta...
ATTITUDE quote... I dnt lyk People driving fast. Datz da reason i over take dem.....!!! (",)
Classic quote on a Married guy's Tshirt :- "All WoMeN R idiots And I Married Their QueeN!"
NEW IPL TEAMS. 1. Naxals Eleven Orissa. 2. Bomb Blasters Jammu Kashmir. 3. Pub Attackers Mangalore. 4. Pink Chaddi Lovers Mumbai...!!! 5. LTTE frnds Tamilnadu...!!
An OLDMAN said: I Stopped Smokin Y? BcoZ- Ichha-Shakti hai. I Stop Drinking: WHY? BcoZ- Ichha Shakti hai. I Stop Sex: Y? BcoZ- Ichha hai PaR Shakti nahi hai...!
Kaash koi hume bata de log kaise apne pyaar ko bhool jaate he, Kasme khate he jiske saath JEENE MARNE ki, Fir kaise wo USKA Dil ekpal me Tod Jaate he...!
Gum ka shikwa kabi na karna, gum to chiz hi aisi hai, Aap sada khush rahe Hamara kya, Hamari to Taqdeer hi aisi hai...
Na Wo Aa Sake Na Hum Ja Sake.. Na Dard-e-Dil Kisi Ko Suna Sake.. Yaado Me Baithe Rahe Lekar Aas.. Na Usne Yaad Kiya Na Hum Bhula Sake... (~_~) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Argument between British & Indian. British: We hav spoiled ur Motherland 4 over 200 yrs. Indian: Hahaha, We spoil ur Mother Tongue Daily.. ;-)
Height of Gandhigiri:- Ladki ka RAPE hua RAPE ke baad ladki karwat badli aur vinamrata se kaha- LO JI AGAR AB KHADA HO TO PICHHE BHI MAAR LO..! :-D :-P
Na Ki Dosti Aapse Kisi Ke Kehne Se, Na Joda Rishta Humne Aap Ke Ashkon Ke Behne Se, Humne Dekha Tumhare Dil Ko Aur Dosti Ki Apne Dil Ke Kehne Se. -dhiräj.
Santa: Maine khat likha tha ke meri shadi par aana, tum kyu nahi aye? Banta: Mujhe khat nahi mila. Santa: Maine likha tha k khat mile ya na mile tum zarur aana. -dhîräj.
Usne kaha- Me kaha hu? Maine kaha tum meri Saanso me, Dil me, Khayalo me, Nas-Nas me ho. Usne kaha-Me kaha nahi hu? Maine kaha-"Meri KISMAT Mein"
DEFINE 'AGONY': Its lik a One Armed Man Hanging at d Edge of a Cliff by his only arm & his Butt Devastatingly Itchy.. DEFINE'DEATH': He Scratched It.. (",) -Dhiræj.
Boy&Girl had argumnt abt who enjoys sex more. Boy-men enjoy more. Girl-think,wen ur ear itches,u put ur finger&wiggle,wat feels bettr ear or finger. -dhiräj.
Chudai Har Kisi Ki Khuwaish Nahi Hoti, Muth Lagane Se Kisi Ki Pedaish Nahi Hoti, Agar Hath Se Kam Chal raha Hota, To LADKI Ko ChHodna Kisi Ki Farmaish Nahi Hoti..
Sexy lady in Sexy voice: Batao na... Mere Underwear me kya hai? Batao? Sardar (with Confidence): Elastic hi hoga, aaj-kal laadewali kaun Pehnta hai...!
People who Don't Vote Can't Complain That The Leaders Are Bad, Just Like Girls Who Wear WonderBra And Low Cut Tops Can't Complain That Men Stare...!
A silent & nice thought: Most of d battles between d loved ones r not due 2 problems, Its b'coz one loves too much & d other loves more than dat.. TRUE...
A Really Funny Questionnaire.... Fill Up the Blanks:- 1) Ur Name___ 2) % in 10th ___% 3) Gender___ Now Read Only the answers . Njoy.. (",)
Ladki-Mai jab bhi Cigrate piti hu har kash ke saath 1 kapda utaar deti hu. Dr-Kuch samajh nahi aaya.Ye lo Cigrate aur aaram se baith ke batao..
A new born baby was laughing hard wid its tiny fingers closed.. The confused nurse unfolded his tiny fingers and found..... A Birth Control Pill! :-D
1980, IDBI rejectd Loan 4 Ambani. 20yrs latr.. Mukesh Ambani is Planning 2buy IDBI. Dis shows Nothin is ImPossible. 2day SWISS bank rejectd loan 4me.. Ab SWISS ki SuSu niklegi.. (",)
A Poster Showing A Fish CAught On A Hook, D CAption ReAd As-"Even A Fish Wud StAy Out Of Trouble If It Kept Its Mouth Shut"
Fuck is the only word whic can b used 2 express many feelins... Revenge-fuck u.. Request-plz fuck off..Failure-m fuckd.. Anxiety-wat the fuck is hapnin.. Anger-get the fuck out of hr.. Curious-hw the fuck did u do dat.. Luv-shez fuckin beautiful.. Lust-aah fuck me baby.. Pride-m a fuckin genius.. Victory-i won dat fuckin competition.. Sad-y the fuck does dis happen to me.. Confused-wat the fuck... So FUCK..
Police during high alert SANTA ke ghar aye talashi lene... "Khabar hai k apke ghar me visphotak samagri hai" SANTA: "Sir, Wo Ma ke gar gayi hai..."
Sardar1: Tomorrow is my marriage annivarsary. Wat can i give to my wife that she get surprised? Sardar2: Do one thing, give Divorce really she get surprised...!
Lagi hai chot seene me, Dil fariyad karta hai, Jis dil ko wo bhula baite he, Wohi dil unhe behad pyar karta hai...
Jo log dard ko samajte hai wo kabhi dard ki wajah nahi batate. Aur jo log sachchi mohabat karte hai, wo dard sehna to jante hai par dard dena nahi jante...
HEIGHT OF RECESSION: U swipe the card and ATM machine shows this message: .. ... "Aage chalo Baba paisa nahin hai!"
Usne kaha me kahan hu? Maine kaha tu meri Saanso me Dil me Khayalo me Nas-Nas me ho.. Usne kaha- Me kaha nahi hu? Maine kaha- MERI KISMAT me...
Girl to Dr.. last tym u operated me 4 Piles then u forgot d blade inside. My 10 friend's Penis got cut 9 lost their tongue & 12 lost a finger...!
800 Kamro ka Mahal ho, aur Motiyo se Saja Darbar, Income ho Arbo me, aur 200 Mercedes car, Sab Mil Sakta hai Sapne me, Isliye Jagna Hai Bekar, Soja Mere Yaar.... (",)
Question: Can a Kangaroo jump Higher than the Eiffel Tower....???? ?? Answer: Tes, B'cz the Eiffel Tower cant Jump....! Think Different... (",)
What is Globalisation? Diana's death. An English Princess wid a Egyptian Boyfriend in a German Car Driven by Dutch Driver Crashes in a French Tunnel While being Chased by Italian Paparazi on Japanese Bikes, Treated by Portugese Doctor wid Brazilian Medicine.. This SMS was written by a Indian on a Chinese Phone Smuggled by a Pakistani via Nepal. Again this is read by an Indian who Looks like African tribal wid Mongolian Smile. This iz Globalisation.... (",)
Wife; raat chor aaye, balatkar kar chale gaye. Husband; Unko roka nahi? Wife; Bahot roka, Par bole ab Taakat nahi, Kal fir Aayenge....!
Paresh rawal's style of gudnyt:- Sula de re dewa sula de, Are mere ko nahi re baba, Mere friend ko. Hamesha k liye nahi re dewa, kal subha tak ke ljye....
Which is the Most confusing Day in America? ..... .............. ....."FATHER's DAY'
Zindagi me kabhi aisa b nazara ho, Is dil ko kisi ne hasrat se pukara ho, Chandni raat ho nadi ka kinara ho, Aur kya! Bas Namkin Humari or Quarter tumhari..! (",)
Santa ko DRIP Lagi thi. Jab DRIP Khatam hone lagi to usne apne bhai se kaha- jao sister ko bula lao... Wo 3 Din baad Punjab se apni BEHAN ko le aaya...!
It was once said that Pigs would fly wen a Blak Man would becme the US President... Well behold, 100 days into Obama's Presidency... Swine Flu...!!
Greatest Message ever: "Look at the clock wen u r sitting simply but never look at the clock wen ur working."-Dr. kalam...
New Xam Pattern for SSLC.. In 2004 paper: Ans ALL Questions. 2008: Write ANY 2 Ques. 2015: Read ONLY Ques! 2020: Thnx 4 Coming...
Modern generation Prayer: "Oh god, grant me patience, but plz HURRY UP" :-(
Why is Penis always so sad? His hairstyle is always a mess. His relatives are nuts. His neighbour is an ass hole. And when he gets high he vomits & faints...!
Height of GANDHIGIRI- Ladki ke rape hua. Rape ke bad ladki karwat badli or Vinamrata se kaha- "Logi agar ab kada ho to piche bhi mar lo...!
Ek Commerce ki ladki kaise gali degi? Saale bounced cheque, Dharti pe liability, Pardesi bad-debt, Insolvent aadmi, Itna marungi ki life kabhi tally nahi hogi...
2 Arabi ek dusre ko arbi me galiyan de rahe the. Kareeb se guzarte huye santa ne unse kaha:- sahab!! Hamare liye bhi DUA karna...
Nice quote: "The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. So forgive the one who hurt you. They wil realize ur worth one day"
Yaad karke aapko jeetha he koi, Saanso me aapko mehsoos kartha he koi, Mauth to aani he ek din, Par aapse door rehkar har pal martha he koi...
Response after Sex: Prostitute: Paise nikal. Girl Friend: Maaza aa gaya.! Padosan: Fir kab aaoge? Wife: "Ho gaya na ab 2-4 din kuch mat bolna..."
Waqt hona chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, Bahana to apne aap mil jata hai, Jab yaad hi na karna ho kisi ko, To waqt hi bahana ban jata hai...
Kal raat main roya isqadar siskiyan lekar,Ki jaise jalti shama bujh gayi chund hichkiyan lekar,Janaza jab mera guzra hai us kamsin ke koochay se na jane kya woh samjhe aagaye shehnaiyan lekar. http://prince9.peperonity.com/
Tute Hue Dil Ka Murabba Bana Gayi, Ghar Ko Mere Kachre Ka Dabba Bana Gayi, Nikah Ke 3 Mahine Hi Gujre The, Na Jane Kis Hisab Se Abba Bana Gayi...!
Relationship is always a sweet responsibility not an opportunity. U may 4get wid whum u laughed, bt u wil never 4get wid whum u slept oops i mean wept... (",)
A company held a contest for kids wid the theme; "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." Award winning Answer was, "He married my mom" (",)
Risto ki hakikat koi kya samjega, Dilo ki zarurat koi kya samjega, Apki khushi hi zindagi hai hamari, is khushi ki kimat koi kya samjega..!
U wil luv dis msg fr sure: It wud make more sense if the life cycle was al bakwards. Die 1st n get death out of d way. Den u live in an old age home with pension. U get ur PF n start workin. U wrk 40 yrs until u'r young enough 2 enjoy retirement. U enjoy, party, n get ready 4 hi skool. Den u bcum a kid, play, hav no worries. U bcum a little baby, go bak into d womb, spend ur last 9 mnths floatin, N finish off as a chromosome. Life Rocks...!
NICE LINES IF U FEEL : One of d real happiness is when an untold love finally turns into an arranged marriage.. Wouldn't it be cool... (",)
"A single Lovable smile is a proper key for many solutions & many confusions!" so express ur cute smile every moment...
Quote dat touch's Heart- Dont wait till ur dearone says "Get lost.." Wen a negligence appears in deir eyes, jus leav dem saying "Its ok yar..."
Khushi ne wada kiya tha Humse ki wo 5 din baad wapas lotkar aayegi, Humne zindagi ki kitab ko kholkar dekha to pata chala ki, Kambakt zindagi ke din hi 4 tha...
Nun to Mother- I was raped. Mother- Eat a pinch of CHILLY POWDER! Nun- Will it take care of everything? Mother- No. But it will take that FUCKING SMILE OFF UR FACE!
Guys V/S gals... HER DIARY: He seemed very quiet today. I askd him if it was my fault, he ws upset he said No. I told him i luv him but he smiled sadly. I am sure he thinks of sum1 else. I cried all night. HIS DIARY: Royal Chalenger lost against Delhi Dare Deveils in 20-20 DAMN IT..
SENSATIONAL QUOTE: "I am not totally useless... Becoz, I can stil be used as bad example! It all matters how v think n react...
Ek Dost ne Sardar se Pucha IPL ka fullform kya hai? .. ... ..... Bahut sochne k baad Sardar ne kaha "India Pakistan Lafda."
Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Hospital gaye to Dr. ne kaha k 'TEST' honge. Santa: inka umar zyada hai, TEST nahi 1DAY ya T-20 karwa lo...
What is the Most insulting thing u can tell a Person? Ans:- "Bastard ur birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.."
Aasma hi juk gaya kisi kami ke vaste, Mar rahe the hum khushi ke vaste, zindagi hi lut gayi to kon puchta hai yaha, dhundte hi reh gaye khusi ke raste...
The person from whom you are maintaining distance, is the Person who is waiting to enter your heart, Never miss them in life...
1day a boy walked on d road from school 2 home. He walks fastly, slowly n normally. Atlast he reachd home. MORAL: Watever i write, U'll read... (",)
"The biggest Problem with Old Age is, That every part of ur body feels stiff, Except the part, that u really Want Stiff..."
A sexy girl's T shirt slogan: Beat the Button..! Eat the Mutton.....!
Susti bhare jismko jagate kyu nahi, Uthkar saamne aate kyo nahi, SMS bhi tumhara Smell marta hai, thodi Himmat karke Nahate kyo nahi...
Gadhe ne malik se kaha main school me padna chahta hu! Malik ne uska admision karwa diya! Gadhe ne itna pada itna pada k aaj woh ye SMS PADNE K QABIL HO GAYA...!
Killer PJ. Teachr- Tum bade ho kar kya karoge? Santa- Shaadi. Teachr- nahi, mera matlab hai ki tum bade hokar kya banoge.. Santa- "PAPA."
Since last year two things in india are gaining high youth response...! IPL and the second one is "I PILL" (",)
Friendship between girls:- A girl come home very late, told Father dat she was at friends house.. Father called 10 of her friends but all of dem told dat she had not come der. FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN BOYS:- A Boy didnt come home 1 night, told father dat he had slept at his friends house. Father called 10 of his friends, 8 of them confirmed he had slept over at dere house & 2 claimed he was still there...!! Guys alwz Rock...
Iss pal ki tanhai se iss dard ki gehrai se, Ye dil kuch baat kar raha hai, Zara samjho in fizaon ki zuban ko, Tumhe koi apna dil se yaad kar raha hai...
Patni ne Pati ko nokrani ke saath Pakd liya. Nokrani: Bbji mafkardo, 500 ka lalach me..! Wife: Tujhe 5000 dungi, bata saab ka khada kaise kiya...?
Dard se rishta hai mera, khushi mere naseeb mein kahan, koi humko bhi miss kare, itne hum khush-Naseeb kahan...!!
Hum gaye the unke ghar kahena tha dilse dil mila lo, Unki Ammi ne khola darwaza Hum ghabra ke bole Aunty B. J. P ko vote dalo...
A famous TV channel askd a woman her Experience soon aftr delivery... Still not recovered 4m labour pain. She said, it goes in lyk a Banana but cums out like Pineapple...!!
Taazi ladki me sex ki mehak ho. Pehli nazar me chahne ki lalak ho. Jab bhi kholo tum uski bra, uss bra me sirf haapoos aam ki jhalak ho. Welcome Mango Season...
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai Paisa apka. Faisla apka. JAGO GRAHAK JAGO...
Sare-e-aam ab wo humein satane lage hain, Wo kisi or ko humse jyada chahne lage hain, Hum to sapne hai jo tootne ke liye bane hain Or wo hain ki humein fir se aajmaane lage hain...
There are 2 kinds of people in the World: Givers and Takers. The Takers may Eat Better, but The Givers will Sleep Better...
Use mere waadon par aitbaar to hoga, Dil me kisi ke liye pyaar to hoga, He SMS ja kar mere pyaare DOSTOn se mil, Kyunki Mere Sms ka intezar to hoga...
2day is World "PILES DAY" Get urself examined 4 piles... If u Don't hav Piles, then celebrate on being a ..... PERFECT ASSHOLE...!!!
Defination of Smart ass: Smart ass is the one who can sit on the Icecreams and tell which flavour does it belongs to... (",)
Lecturer in a Medical college class: "Men's Semen contains glucose." 1of d female students had genuine doubt n askd- 'Then why doesnt it taste sweet.'? Profesor replied: "Taste but for sweet r located on Tip of tongue not on back of ur throat."
Wife: I met doctor today & he said I hav breasts of a 25 yr old girl. Husbnd: What did he say about ur 50yr old ass hole? Wife: Nothing. We didnt talk about you!
Girlfriend chahe jitni b buri ban jaye, Kabi us se Dosti mat todna, Kyun ke Paani chahey kitna b Gandha ho jaye Aag Bhujane ke liye Kaafi Hai...!
Maths and Women are the Two most Complicated things in the World..., but Maths atleast has Logic. (",)
Kamre me fool sajaye baithe hain, Bed pe nai chadar bichaye baithe hain. Hamari deewangi to dekho Unhe raat me aana hai Hum dupahar se Condom chadhaye baite hai...
A note written by a Bachelor: Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi..." aur ek meri hai "Haath Hi Mere Saathi...!" (",)
Kehte hai pyar karne wale paagal hote hai, Aur jinka dil gehre pyar me dooba hota hai, aur wo jo bhi kuch bol dete hai, Wo khud ba khud shayari ban jaati hai...!
Nashili ankho me wo jab hume dekhte he, Hum ghabrakar aankhe jhuka lete he, Kaun milaye un aankho se aankhe, Suna he wo aankho se apna bana lete he...
2moro's ysterday is 2day & ystrday's 2moro is also 2day. Bt 2day's ystrday was ystrday's 2day. So 2moro's 2day is 2day's 2moro! Have a Confusd 2morow's 2day... (",)
JOKE FOR U.. "if ur father is Not Rich Dats Ur Luck. But If Ur Father-in-law is Not Rich Dats Ur Stupidity..."
Rapist Association's contemporary argument in the Court-of-law: "Rape is not a Crime, It is just a Surprise Fuck...!"
Humne jaana ke pyar pal do pal ka hota he, Fir insan dilse rota he, Zindagi me kabi pyar mat karna, kyuki pyar me insan paane se Zyada khota he.....
RAILWAY ANOUNCE.. - "Boobs se Choot ki or jane wali 6162 Up Down LAWDA Exp. Bed No2 pe aa rahi hai, Jin Lundo ko Choot ki or safar karna ho CONDOM Leke Chad Jaye...
Next year Pakistan wil start PPL (Pak Premier League) Teams: Lahore Terrorists, Karachi Bombrs, Multan Murderers, Islamabad Hijackers, Rawalpindi Drugers !!!
Jab tu mere kareeb hota he, Dil ka aalam ajeeb hota he, Jise haasil ho apna pyaar, Wo kab bhala Gareeb hota he...
Santa- Sir Gandhiji ke sir par bal Q nahi the? Teacher- Intelligent admi ki Nishani hai. Santa- acha! Tabhi Ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai...
Santa aur ZANDU BALM me kya Antar hai? ?? ??? Think... ? ok i tell u, Ek Sardar hai Aur Dusri.. Asardar hai... (",)
PJ time back: Why are Egyptian Children always confused? ?? ??? Bcz after death, their DADDY becmz a MUMMY... (",)
Did you know there are diffrent types of Orgasms? They are the Positive Orgasm: "Oh yes, ohh yess, yesss!" The Negative Orgasm: "Oh no, ohh no, no!" The Spiritual Orgasm: "Oh God, oh God!" The Indian Classical Orgasm: "Nahi Nahii4 Nahii.." The Rock 'n' Roll Orgasm: "O baby, o baby.. O baby" The Heavy Metal Orgasm: "Common Honey Go Johnny, yeah, Honey, coming Baby, eeeaah" Finally the South Indian Orgasm: "Aiaiyoo aiyooo aai aappa Swami.. Aah...!" (",)
3 sardars went 4a picnic. Dey realizd dat dey 4got 2get soda. So 1sardar agrid 2go hom n get it if d othr 2 promisd nt 2 eat d snax til he cum bak. 2 sardr waitd 4 1hr, 2hr, ... 1day .. 2day.. 3day.. finaly dey got fed up n startd eatin, sudnly 3rd sardar jumpd out f TREE, N SHOUTED, IF U DO LIK DIS I WONT GO...
3 sardars went 4a picnic. Dey realizd dat dey 4got 2get soda. So 1sardar agrid 2go hom n get it if d othr 2 promisd nt 2 eat d snax til he cum bak. 2 sardr waitd 4 1hr, 2hr, ... 1day .. 2day.. 3day.. finaly dey got fed up n startd eatin, sudnly 3rd sardar jumpd out f TREE, N SHOUTED, IF U DO LIK DIS I WONT GO...
"Failure also looks beautiful, when u have a loved one to support u.. Success also hurts, when u don't have a loved one to wish u..."
Every one wil not get everything.. This is the Truth of life.. Don't try to get which is not yours.. Don't dare to loose which is yours...!
Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai.. 3 inch ka do to 7 inch kar deti hai. Par uski chut mein wo harkat hoti hai jo 7 inch ka do to 3 inch kar deti hai...
While Preparing her resume, a Young Lady wrote: Special qualification: I am flexible enough to Perform in all positions...
SEX... Probably is the only game which is not abandoned due to BAD LIGHT...!!! (",)
Bell is soundless until sum 1 rings it, song makes no sense until sum 1 sings it, dont hide ur feelin coz its not called feelings until others feel it...
Luv: Is'nt about Expressin with Heavy Words. Its about Understanding, a Gentle Touch & a Pure Heart. FRIENDSHIP: Is to Laugh at da Nonsence written Above...
Har Phool aapko muskan de, Har shaam aapko salam de, Hum dua karte hai ki aapka ek aansu bhi agar nikle, To Khuda aapko usse Dugni Muskan de...
Palke to ankho ki hifazat hoti hai.. Dhadkan to dil ki amanat hoti hai.. Ye dosti ka rishta bhi bada pyara hai.. Kabhi chahat to kabhi shikayat hoti hai...!
Mere haatho se gir gayi lakire kahi, Bhool aaye hum apni taqdire kahi, Agar mile tumko kahi to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haatho pe saja lena...
After 20 yrs of sex in dark, Wife discovers husband was using vibrator. Wife asks for explanation. He says I will, but 1st u explain about kids...
Dil abhi poori tarah tuta nahi, Dosto ki mehrbani chahiye. Aap ne jo gum diya hai shukriya, pyar ki kuch to nishaani chaahiye...
Dukh bhare geet hum firse gaane lage, Sunne walon ko kuch sunane lage, Bola tha jisne tum rona na kabhi, Unhi ke khone par aansu bahane lage...
Women see for 5 C's in men: COCK, CASH, CARE, CAR & CONDOM, without realising that Men are behind 5 B's in them: BOOBS, BODY, BRAIN, BEAUTY & BUMS.. (",)
10 Terrorists came by BOAT.. 539 Terrorists will soon come by... VOTE.... God bless us.. (",)
Jaan se na kar Nafrat itni, Ki Peeni pade to pi na sake, He Dost, Dost se na kar Mohabbat itni ki, Bichadna pade to Jee na sake...
Wo Jaan he hamari sada ke liye. Hum zinda he unki wafa ke liye. Kar lena humse shikwe Hazar. Par khafa na hona Khuda ke liye...
"Every Man Needs a Wife bcz, There are a Number of Things that Go Wrong & for Everything You Cannot Blame the Government" (",)
Thought of d life: "Zindagi bhi jalti hui Cigrette ki tarah hai, Enjoy karo, warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai, Khatam to waise bhi ho jaayagi..."
Na meri manzil hai na kinara, tanhai meri mehfil aur yaadein mera sahara. Us se bichad kar kuch yu waqt guzra, Kabi zindagi ko tarse kabi maut ko pukara...
17 century Mom 2 her son-beta apne religon ke ladki se shadi karna.. 18 century- apne caste ke.. 19 century- apne level ke.. 20century- apne desh ke.. 21century- koi b par ladki se karna...
Why Boys say SORRY to girls for most of time? Think? Think? Bcz SORRY Means, S-sex O-organ R-ready to R-rape Y-you.! So guys.. Enjoy saying Sorry!
Son: Dad whats Economic Recession? Dad: Before Recession it was Wine, Restaurants and Women, but in Recession its Water, Home Food and Your Mother...
Apple=Vitamins, Vitamins=Power, Power=Work, Work=Money, Money=Women, Women=Sex, Sex=Aids, Aids=Death. Do u want a apple..??
A real truth of life -missing someone can turn from pain to pleasure, ONLY WHEN if we know they were missing us too...
Log Kahte Hain Mohabat Me Mar Jayenge.. Raahen Kaanto Ki Bhi Ho To Gujar Jayenge.. Aap Sitam Sah Kar Bhi Mohabat Ko Na Mita Sakoge,, Hum Sitam Sah Kar Bhi Dil Me Utar Jayenge.... (~_-) http://ravindra001.peperonity.com/
Beta U.S.A se Apni Ma ko fone karta hai.. Beta- Maa mujhe Aids Ho gaya. Maa- Beta tum India mat aana nahi to Kaam Kharab ho jayega. Beta- Wo kaise? Maa- Agar tu aa gaya to teri gharwali ko Aids hoga, teri gharwali se tere bhai ko, tere bhai se nokrani ko, nokrani se tere baap ko, tere baap se teri massi ko, teri massi se tere mausaa ko, tere mausa se mujhe, Aur agar mujhe ho gai to sare gaaon ko ho jayega... Ab beta sare gaaon ko tum hi bacha sakte ho.....
Beete hue lamhe Yaad na karo, Ae Ishq hume yun barbad na karo.. Ankho ke samundar sukh gaye hai, ab inhe barsane ki fariyad na karo.....
Hard Words can't touch any soft heart, But soft words can touch any hard heart, So speak in a soft way, the world will be urs...
I dont believe in taking the right Decisions, I believe in taking Decisions First & Then Converting them into the right ones !
Pyar me maut se darta kaun hai, Pyar ho jata hai karta kaun hai, Aap jaise yaar par duniya qurban, Aur aap puchte ho ke hum pe marta kaun hai....!
"Commitment" Doesnt Means Stick 2 A Person Wen U Dnt Hav Any Option. It Means Keeping the Relation Wid Sum1 U Like Evn Wen U Hav Lots of Options...
Tere Ansuon ko Apne Ankhon me chupa lu, Tere Dard ko mai apna bana lu, Ek baar kehdo Mujhe Haq hai tum par, Is Duniya se Ladh kar tumhe Apna Bana lu...
Happiness is a Perfume. Yo cannot Spread on others without getting a few drops on urself. So be Happy to Make others Happy...
In which case- MEN start Swetting in 10mins and WOMEN want to go On and On and On and On? think... Think harder... "SHOPPING"
Usko mere wado ka aitbaar tha, Dilme uske bhi bahut pyar tha, Chod diya usne beech safar me Mera hath, Shayad kinare par use kisi or ka intezar tha...
Dilse unki yaadoko juda to nahi kiya, Rakha jo unhe yaad bura to nahi kiya, Humse wo naraz kis liye, Humne kabi unko dhokha to nahi diya...
Mandi ke dour me aadmi Pareshan he, Pant khridta he to juthe fatt jaate he, Juthe kharidta he to shirt fatt jaati he, Sab kuch ek saath kharide to Gaand Fatt jaati he...
LOVE ko Life me Must Hona Chahiye, Student ko Luv Me Intrest Hona Chahiye, Aashiq Ish Me Perfect Hona Chahiye, Ye Bhi College Me Cumplsury Subject Hona Chahiye...
Kis Dil se uski wafa maangu, Kis Pal se unse milne ki tarikh maangu, Muze to dar he unhe kho dene ka, Kis khuda se unhe Paane ka Nasib Maangu...
Height of Maximum insult... Guy in a romantic mood to his girlfriend. "I want to be a Part of ur body" girlfriend: "No thanks, I already have an asshole.."
FOR SALE : Complete set Encyclopedia Britannica, in good condition. REASON FOR SALE : No longer needed. Got married & wife knows EVERYTHING...
Aaj nahi to kal use meri yaad to aayegi jaroor Kabi tanhaai me par mujhe bulaayegi jaroor Aaj unke labon mujhe koste hai to gham nahi Bebas hokar meri liye wo ashk bahaayegi jaroor...
Kaise jiyenge tum bin, ye khayal to kiya hota. Jo dard saha humne vo kabi tumne bi saha hota, Bas chal diye daaman chuda ke, Begano ki tarah Kam se kam hass ke ek bar alvida to kaha hota...
There was a Survey of 100 Men on what kind of legs they like... Ans: 1% said thin legs. 1% said fat legs. 98% said Spread Legs...! (",)
HARD CORE FACT: If the Eye BALLS of a Man n Woman have Met, No Power on the Earth can stop their other BALLS from Meeting...!
Apko bhul jaye wo nazar kaha se laye, kisi or ko chahe wo jigar kaha se laye, reh nahi sakte aapke bina hum, uff-bhi na nikle aisa zeher kaha se laye...
Tumi acho tai shob e valo lage ai dristite... Megh nei akashe.. Viji tobu bristite... Love u girls nd also my boss rohit da..! 30.03.2009 10:05 PDT, Tinan
><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> Machhaliya Bhej Raha hu, Apni Gaand me ghusa lena. Kyoki Maine Suna Hai Aapka Dil Dariya, Aur Gaand Samundar hai...!
Drunk enters Church Confession box. Says nothing. Priest coughs & knocks. No ans. Priest bangs 3 times. Drunk says "No use knockin. No Toilet paper dis side also!"
Most husband's misery- "10 years ago when i used to return HOME my DOG used to greet me by BARKING & WIFE by KISSING, Now they've exchanged their roles..."
Judai ki na baat karo, Beete gum phir yaad aa jayenge, Chahe kuch bi keh do mohabat ke siwa, warna, Sukhe Zakam phir ubhar aa jayenge...
Do u know... 'v' can convert gents into ladies by cutting the Rod using hack saw blade...! stupid..... I m talking about bicycle !!!
Wo Maut Badi Suhani hogi, Jo Tere Dosti Me Aani Hogi, Wada Raha Tumse Pehle Hum Jayenge, Kyunki Swagat Ki Rasam Bhi To Nibhani Hogi...
Zindagi mein do khobiyon wali Girl Friend Muqadar Walon ko milti hai !!! 1 - Baray Mammo wali. aur .. 2 - Seal Pack (",)
Krishna ke kadmo par kadam badhaye chalo, ab murli nahi to seety bajaye chalo, Radha to Gharwale dilayege hi, Lekin tab tak Gopiya Pataye Chalo...
'the reduction of the universe to a single being,the expasion of a single being even to god...this is love....' im back harsh nd rohit bros... 28.03.2009 09:33 PDT, Tinan
Pakistan 28.03.2009 09:30 PDT, Tinan
Badi murgi- Dekh, mere ande kitne bade hai. Rs. 2.25 me bikte hai. Tere to sirf 2/- me bikte hai. Choti murgi- Rahne de bai. Char aane k liye kaun gand phatwaeiga...
Dangerous PJ... When Vijay Mallya came to Know what Mahatma Gandhi said when he died was "Hey Rum", he bought Gandhi's items.. Now Plz note the changes.. Mahatma Mallya, Kingfisher beer is now Bapu Beer, Gandhi Samadhi will now read 'Hey Rum', Gandhi will also be known as 'Old Monk'. Gandhi will also be the Brand Ambassador of Kingfisher Airlines & its ads will show him walking with the support of two Airhostesses... (",) Jai Ho...
Measuring life by what others do for you may disappoint u, But Measuring life by what u do for others will add More Meaning to your life...
Rhyme time... (",) "Ba ba Bastard have u any kids? Yes sir yes sir 3 damn kids, 1 from my neighbour, 1 from my maid, & 1 from the prostitute who never got paid.....
45 saal ka Aadmi Ladki Dekhne Gaya. Ladki ki Maa Behosh ho gayi.. Hosh aaya kaaran pucha Boli, 25 saal pehle Ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha...!
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