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spaceskull - SHAYARi KHAZANA (Daily New Added)
SHAYARi KHAZANA (Daily New Added)
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Khanjar se karo baat na talwaar se pucho, Main qatal hua kaise mere yaar se pucho, Gussa na dikhao na takraar se pucho, Sab kuch bata dunga magar pyar se pucho...
Raaz yeh dil ke us ke samne yu kholenge, Wo miljaye to phulonse usay tolenge, Sula denge unhain hathon ki thapki dekar, Subah phir HONTON se uski palko ko kholenge...
Itna aithbar tho apni DHADKANO per bhi nahi karte, Jitna aapki BAATON per karte hai, Itna intezar tho apni Sanso ka bhi nahi karte, Jitna aapke Milne ka karte hai...
Baath jab aapki ho to wo kissa hai mera, Ye jo aapki zindagi hai, woh ek hissa hai mera, ye dosti aapse sirf lafzon ki nahi, Rooh ka bhi aapse rishta hai mera...
Wat shoud one wear to enjoy boring clases? ... .. . "Whisper" - Have a happy period ! (",)
Tera pyaar jeet ne ka intezar hai, Tu kare mera intezar is baat ka intezar hai, Hum aankho se dil me utar jayenge, Bas teri nazar uthne ka intezar hai...
There are TWO RULES for SUCCESS.. "Never tell everything, you know.....! Never tell, you know everything.....!" confused...? Think again. :-)
Ho sake to pyar ka itebar kar ke dekna, phir lafzon se iqrar kar ke dekna, Junon ki had se aage nikal jaige Sirf ekbar hum se izhar kar ke dekna...
Maine unko door hote huve dekha hai, Jo mila nahi use khothe huwe dekha hai, Log kehte hai ki phool sada haste hai, Par maine to uski Aankon me bhi paani dekha hai...
Woh yaad aaye bhulate bhulate, Dil ke zakhm ubhar aaye chupate chupate, Seekha tha jise dekh ke muskurana, usi ne aaj rulaya hasate hasate...
Mile har janam aap jaisa yaar, duwa karte hai rab se bar bar, chahe kyu na tukra de hame yeh duniya, par milta rahe hame hamesha aap jaise doston ka pyar...
Apki zindagi me hamesha khuda ki kudrat rahe, har lamha khushi ki barkat rahe. Chahe saari duniya fanah ho jaye, bus aap hamesha salamat rahe...
After the 2 yrs of Marriage Aishwarya gave birth to a cute baby. What name Abhishek will keep for him? "9892895994" wat an idea sirji? (",)
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Dard rukha na ta ek ghadi ke liye, Maut se hum darte rahe zindagi ke liye, Aasma se to rahmath barasti rahi, Hum taraste rahe ek khushi ke liye...
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Koi hume diwana samajta hai, Koi pagal samajta hai, Dharti ke bechini ko sirf baadal samajta hai, Me tujse tanha kitna hun, ye sirf mera dil samajta hai...
Kitne waqt se kamoshi he is dil me, koi to aa ke ek dastak ab de jaye, jee chuke he hum bahut andhero me ab tak, koi to aa ke mohabbat ka diya jalaye...
Ankho me aakar bait gayi aansu ki lehar, Palko se koi aansu girne na diya.. Ek unka naam dil ko azeez tha, duniya ke dard ko dil me samane na diya...
Jab ashkon par ansoo ka bochar aata hai tho Dil bhi saath saath tadaptha hai, Wo tho man hi man has rahi hogi ye sochke Hum se dil lagane ki saza yahi hota hai...
Apni zindagi me mujhe sharik samajh na, Koi gum aaye to qarib samajh na, De denge muskrahat aanson ke badle, Magar hazaron dosto me thoda aziz samajh na...
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Hum agar khushi se mare to unhe pakar marenge, agar gam se mare to unhe khokar marenge, gam hoga na duniya se jane ka, jaise bhi mare, unke ho ke marenge...
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Kya nasib paya he, Ab tak kisika na ho paya he, Mujhse door hi rehna warna jal jaoge, Kyu ki mere seene me zinda dil kisine jalaya he...
Zinda he Shahjan ki chahat ab tak, Gawah he Mumtaz ki ulfat ab tak, Ja ke dekho Taj-mahal ko a dost, Pathar se tapakti he Mohabbat ab tak...
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Na reh paoge tum bhi mere bina, Bahut pachtaoge tum bhi mere bina, Har dagar har jagah aunga me nazar, Tadap tadap ke mar jaoge tum bhi mere bina...
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Bichadne ke baad kabhi mile agar zindagi me kahin, Dekh kar nazar yu na jhuka lena.. Dekha hai aap ko kahin shayad..! Yehi keh kar haath mila lena...
Wo paas aate tho hum baat karr lete, Wo sath rehte tho pyar karr lete, Kya majburi rahi jo wo chale gaye, Wajah tho batate hum intezar karr lete...!
Mohabbat ki ab mujhe aas hi rehne do, Zindagi meri udaas hi rehne do, Saarey dariya mubarak ho tumhen, Mere hoton pe pyaas hi rehne do...
Kabhi kabhi teri palkon pe jhilmilaaun me, Tu kare intezar aur na aau me, Samundar me le ja kar fareb na karna e-dost, Tu kahe to kinare pe dub jau me...
Uske sath har mulaqat kuch khas tha, Uska milna mujhe satana kuch khas tha, Main to chahta tha zindagi gujar du uske sath, Par shayad uska pasand bhi kuch khas tha...
Jo pyar unse mili kabi nahi bhul sakte, Na wo hame.., na ham unhe bhul sakte, Aaj wo khade hai zindagi ke aise mod pe, Na mud ke dek sakte na aage badh sakte...
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Sabko pyar dene ki aadat hai hume, Apni alag pehchan banane ki aadat hai hume, Kitna bi gehra jakhm de do koi, Utna hi jyada muskurane ki adat hai hume...!
Nazro se dur hue tho kya, Aankhe band karke dekho, Koi tumhare pas hai! Rastey alag hue to kya, Mudkar dekho, kisi ke kadmo ke nishan tumhare sath hai...
Dil par kisi ka jor nahi hota, Dil ki aawazose shor nahi hota, Iske khone ka gam kare bhi to kaise, Kyo ki Dil churane wala bhi Chor nahi hota...
Yaad bhari dosti he hamari.. Bharso purani ye kahani he hamari.. Ise dil se juda na karna, kabhi yaad aaye hamari to bas milne ki dua kar lena...
Unhe fursat nahi hamse milne ki, kabi humse milne ka bahana dhondte thay, rehne lage he bade logo me, kabi hamare dilme ashiyana dhondte thay...
Koi yaad nahi koi paigam nahi, aapko shayad dosti ki kadar nahi, Hum to aapko yaad karte hai har saans ke saath, Shayad aapko humari saanso ki koi fikar nahi...
Funny Quotes; "Its amazing dat the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the News Paper." "Love is so confusing- you tell a girl she looks greate and whats the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
Nigahen milakar kiya dil ko zakmi, Adayen dilakar sitam dah rahe ho, Wafaoka kub sila diya hai, Tadapta huwa mujhe chod kar ja rahe ho...
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Wo aye mere Zindagi me mera har ek cheez ko badal diye, mere sath muskuraye mere sath bhi kai baar ro diye, Jana to tha unhe, ye to pehle se tay ho chuka tha, par jate jate woh mujhe rulaye aur khud ba khud bhi ro diye.....
Ishq me sath hamesha ashq ne diya, Tanhai me sath yaad ne diya.. Kyun kare kisi ko badnaam hum, Koi thukraya to koi tham to liya...
Na jane kyu waqt is tarah chala jata hai, Jo waqt bura hai wo palat ke samne aata hai, Aur jis waqt ko hum chahte hai, Wo waqt ek lamha bankar beet jata hai...
Koi kisi ke dard me shamil nahi hai, har ada husn k kabil nahi hai... Sab kuch luta kar samaj me aaya ae dost, ye duniya pyar ke kabil nahi hai.....
Dosto ke liye dosti saugat hogi, Naye logo ke liye nayi baat hogi, Hum har haal me muskurate rahenge, Agar tumhari dosti yuhi saath hogi...
Peene pilane ki kya baat karte ho, Kabi hum bi piya karte the, Jitni tum jaam mein liye baithe ho, Utni hum paimaane mein chod diya karte the...
Pahli mohabbat mein khata kar raha hoon, Kisi bewafa se wafa kar raha hoon.. Woh thukraaye to kya hua mere khuda, Tu hi mila de duaa kar raha hoon...
Manzil bi nahi koi thikana bi nahi hai, Laut ke wapis mujhe ghar jana bi nahi hai, Maine hi sikhaya tha usay teer chalana, Ab mere siwa uska koi nishana bhi nahi hai...
Zindagi ko khubsurat yaadon ke sahare bitate rahiye, kal ke liye palko me suhane sapne sajate rahiye, Unhone toda hai jo dil, to kya Aapne to ki hai mohabat, aap nibhate rahiye...
Mohabbat ke raaz hum tumhe bataayen kya, Zakham hi zakham hain dil dikhaayen kya.. Utthaa rahe hain tere dar se mujhko log, tum kaho to duniya se utth jaayen kya...
Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte jana har pal, Mud ke na dekh beete hue pal, Jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila, Jo milgaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal...
Dard ne jabse dil ko abaad kia hai, Jab chaha tuje bhulna usne yaad kia hai.. Hum dono ne har pal se itna pyar kia haasil, kon kehta hai ke humne wakt barbaad kia hai...
Koi toh dost meri zindagi me aisa ho, Phulon ki tarah wo wafaaon jaisa ho.. Meri talaash ki hadh uss par khatam ho jaaye, Zameen par ho magar aasmaan jaisa ho...
Haqiqat ke roop may khawab banta gaya, Jaise jaise wo chehra KITAB banta gaya.. Usne kaha ke PANI acha lagta hai, Phir meri ANKH ka har ANSU TALAAB BANTA GAYA...
Fizao me baharo ke savarne se pahle, Aasman me sitaro ke bikhrne se pahle, humne khuda se mangi thi dosti aapki, is zameen par utarne se pahle...
Har dam hotho par aapke hansi ho, har pal dil me aapke khushi ho, sitare bhi zamin par aa kar aapko gher le, aisi CHAND ki Tarah Chamakti Aapki Zindagi ho...
With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very Happy and Prosperous "Deepavali"
Zikar karta hai dil subha aur sham tera, Girte hai ansoo banta hai naam tera, Humain to mili hai mohabat main bewafai, Phir bi dua hai rab se acha ho anjam tera...
Kash meri bhi parwah kisine ki hoti, to duniya mujhse ruswa na hoti. Aata jo aap jaisa muskurana mujhe, to mujhse bhi mohabbat kisine ki hoti...
Pyar ki misaal banayenge hum, aankhe band karoge to nazar aayenge hum, bhar denge itna pyaar dil me ki, bhagwan se pehle yaad aayenge hum...
Tamaam umar zindagi se dur rahe, ek teri kushi ke waste apni kushi se dur rahe, ab is ke baad bhi wafa ki kya saza hogi, jo tere ho ke bhi tujh se dur rahe...
Hum jise chahte he jaan se jyada, wo kisi aur ko chahte he humse jyada, kash hamara ye dil unke pas na hota, to hum bhi kisi ko chahte unse jyada...
Agar hum kahe aur wo muskura de, unki hasi ke liye hum zindagi luta de, har ek mod ko khushiyo se saja de, chalo zindagi ko mohabat bana de...!
Wo aanko se yu shararat karte he, apni adaon se yu qayamat karte he, nighaye unke chehre se hat ti hi nahi, aur wo hamari nazro se shikayat karte he...
Kash meri bhi parwah kisine ki hoti. To duniya mujse ruswa na hoti. Ata jo aap jaisa muskurana mujhe, to mujse bhi mohabat kisine ki hoti...
Kaash wo chand aur main sithara hota. Aasman par ek ashiyana hamara hota. Log unhe dur bahut dur se dekhte aur unhe chune ka haq sirf hamara hota...
Us paar hi sahi kinara tho hai, Tim-timata hi sahi sitara tho hai, Ho jati hai aapki yaad se hi tasalli, Door hi sahi koi hamara tho hai...
The saddest quote ever heard: I couldnt tel her that i loved her from the begining, bcoz i myself didnt knw that i loved her until she left me...
Rone ka matlab gam nahi hota, duri se pyar kabhi kam nahi hota, rishte me ho jo sagar si gehrai to maut ke bad bhi rishta khatam nahi hota...
Dil ke har ghum ko bhulana chahta hu, khul kar samne aana chahta hu, himmat sath nahi deti, dil aawaj nahi deta, akela itna hu ke koi haath nahi deta...
Meri ashiqi bhi kisi majnu se kam nahi, raat bhar jalta hu main kisi jugnu se kam nahi. Kurbani hi to mohabat ka dusra naam hai, main tere pyar me mar bhi gaya to gham nahi...
sachi he Dosti meri aazmake dekho, karke yakin mujhpe mere paas aake dekho.. badalta nahi sona apna rang, chahe jitni bar aag me jalakar dekho...
Ek jaise Dost sare nahi hote. kuch humare ho kar humare nahi hote. apse dosti karne ke baad mehsus hua, kon kehta he TAARE ZAMEEN PAR nahi hote...
Que: BRA or BANIYAN me KYA FARK hai?? Ans: BRA me KAPDA KAM Lagta hai or MAAL jyada rehtha hai, aur BANIYAN me KAPDA Jyada aur MAAL kam rehtha hai...
Yakeen ho gaya hai ke khwab nahi hote sache, Ye dilon ko bana dete hai kache.. Jo khwab dekhe the humne, wo sab chur-chur hogaye, jis ke sath dekethe wo kisi aur ke ho gaye...
Khuda jab ishq banaya hoga, To khuda ne bhi zaroor pyar kiya hoga, Yaar hum to insaan hai, Ye ishq ne to khuda ko bhi zaroor rulaya hoga...
Maanga tha haath faila kar maine pyar unse, Aur vo meri zoli kaantose bhar gaye.. Badla to hum bhi le sakte the aye Dost.. Par hum thoda khuda se dar gaye...
Unse mohabat he bataya sare jahanko, Yahi baat unko batana bhool gaya.. Humne mita diya jaha bhi likhatha naam unka, Magar apne dilse unka naam mitana bhool gaya...
Who is the true Indian? Rajiv Gandhi.. Bcos he is the only leader who followed the rule "All indians r my brothers n sisters..." and married a foreign figure.. (",)
Ye nadan dil rote nahi hai, Kuch apne ho kar bhi paas hote nahi hai. Zara se Fasle hai fir ye udasi kaisi Dilon me basne wale kabi door hote nahi hai...
Yaad nahi karoge to karwayenge, Rute hoge to manayenge, Udas hoge to hasayenge, Mano na mano jaan he aapke Aapko Pareshan karne ka Haq nahi Gawayenge...
Chaman ko sajaye bahut din ho gaye, Tumhe pas bulaye bahut din ho gaye, Kisi din achanak chale aao tum, Hume muskraye bahut din ho gaye...
Raah takte umar guzar jayegi, Uski yaad hamare dil se fir bhi nahi jayegi, Marte-marte dil mai ek aas rah jayegi, Kya aakri sans lete waqt uski surat nazar ayegi...
Yaad kisi ko karna ye baat nahi jatane ki, Dil par chot dena adat hai zamane ki, Hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahin karte, Kyu k yaad karna ek nishani hai bhul jane ki...
Aas dil me hai tumhain pane ki, Hum galti kar nahin saktay tumhain bhulane ki, Ho sakti hai doori aap se lekin, Himmat hum bhi rakhtay hain faslay mitaney ki...
Two things in life...,,, which r more Tragic than Death:- 1- Ur Loved once Love U & U dont know it,,, 2- Ur Loved one doesnt Love U & U know it.....
Diwali is Light ful! Ugadi is sweet ful! Holi is colour ful! Love is beautiful! BUT Friendship is power ful! And MY SMS is Heartful...!!
Muqaddar me likhi koi baat ho tum, Taqdir ki ek soughat ho tum, Kar ke dosti tum se mehsoos huwa, Jaise sadiyo se yunhi mere sath ho tum...
Dhundo tum jitna hum jaisa Dost paoge nahi, Bichadne ke baad bhula paoge nahi, Mana ki hum me kuch kami hai.. Par khuda ne Perfect kisi ko banaya bhi nahi...
Chahta hu tujhe pyar du, teri dosti pe apni zindagi war du, par jab bhi teri SMS nahi milta to mann karta hai ke teri AANKH ME MIRCHI daal du..!
Pehli nazar me unhe dil dena hamara kasoor tha, Pyar saza he ye jaankar bhi dil lagana kasoor tha, Wo tho chod gaye hame tanha raste me.. Uski mudneki intezar karna agla kasoor tha.....
Aise likhne ka bhi kya faaida jo jhoota lage, Aise rang ka bhi kya faaida jo fika lage, Shayari vo hai jo dil se nikle, aur jisse sunke har dilme todasa to dard jage...
Likhte hai hum Shayari dil ki gehraaiyon se, Kaise banti hai Shayari puchlo meri tanhaaiyon se, Ek ek lafz me uske pyar ki khushboo bikhri hui hai, Dosh uska nahin dosto Kismat apni hi bigdi hui hai...
Khushbu mangi thi khuda se.. Vo laajawab phool thama gaye.. Thodi khushi maagi jo dua mein.. To aap se mila ke sabse khushnasib bana gaye...
Kimti palo ko yu hi na bitana, Haste rehna ro kar hume na rulana, Hum yaad he apko itna hi kafi hai, Kabhi bhool bhi jao tho hume na batana...
Na pyar karo kisi se dil kho doge, Unki ek galti pe tum ro doge, Sukh chain udana ho to dil laga lena is gham se, Ubhar sako to hame bhi sikha dena...
Aapka pyar hum yuhi khone nai denge, Khushiya mile aapko kabhi rone nahi denge, Jab hum utth gaye hai jaldi, to aapko bhi sone nai denge...
Life is like a Coin. Pleasure & Pain are the two sides. Only one side is visible at a time, But remember that the other side is always there...
Tum mujhe na milogi to kisi aur ki bhi hona sakogi, Agar tum kisiki ho bhi jawogi to zindagi bhar hume na bhul pawogi...!!
Tera pyar jitne ka intezar he, Tu kare mera intezar is baath ka intezar hai, Hum ankho se dil me utar jayenge bas teri nazar utne ka intezar hai...
Unki har baath ko hamne zindagi samja, unki har nazar ko ikrar samja, par kya kare ham hi galath the, unki har mazak ko hamne pyar samja...
Ae meri Zindagi tujhe kis tarah me chaahu, Me teri hu sirf teri tujhe kis tarah batau, Bas yahi Dua khuda se raat din maangu, Is jahan se me teri baahon me hi jaau...
Baat Dil ki Nighaho se Kehte Rahe, Hum Uske Gham Khamoshi se Sehte Rahe, Hum the, Tanhayi thi Aur tha Hamara Aaina, Khud se Hum Apni Dastaan Sunate Rahe...
Jinki khwahish me har roz marte hai, Wo aaye na aaye hum intezaar karte hai, Jootha hi sahi mere pyar ka wada, Hum sach mankar aitbaar karte hai...
Kuch fasle sirf aankho se hote hai. Dil ke fasle to batome hote hai. Hum lakh koshish kare bhulane ki, Par kuch rishte SANSO se jude hote hai...
Door ja kar bhi door ja na sake, Kitna roye ki kisi ko bata na sake, Dard ye nahi ki woh hame mil na sake, Dard ye hai ki hum use bhula na sake...
Dard ki syahi se likha ye mera naseeb tha, Bik gayi meri mohabat kyu ke main gareeb tha, Pal bhar ko to hum bhi na sambhal pay the, Guzra hi hum par wo hadsa ajeeb tha...!
Insaan ke kandho par insaan ja raha tha, Kafan me lipta hua kuch armaan ja raha tha, Jinko mili bewafai mohabat me..., wo wafa ki talaash me kabrastan ja raha tha...
Door jana Shayad pyar tha, Uska mujhse ruth jana hi pyar tha, Izhar to kar nahi paye apni mohabat ka, Lekin unhe kisi or ki baho me khush dekhna hi pyar tha...
Aapki is dillagi me hum apna Dil kho Baithe, Kal tak uss khuda ke the Aaj apke ho baithe, Pyar suna to ta ke Diwana kar deta hai, Aaj khud karke hum bhi hosh kho baithe...
Dardse Dil ka rishta ab acha nahi lagta, Kisi jazbe ka chehra ab sacha nahi lagta.. Barishon ka ho gaya jab se basera Ankhon me, Humko Dil ka pyasa chehra ab acha nahi lagta...
Milne ki baat ki, to kehte hai kaam to batana... Pyar ka izhaar kiya, to kehte hai sar-e-aam na batana... Nikal ke khoon mere dil se, kishton me... Kehte hai, jaan zara mahfil main mere naam na batana.....
Ishq me khuda mujhe aisi saza na de, Tu meri yaad bhi dil se bhula na de. Auro ko dekh kar Muskurana tera, Kahi mujhe tera Kaatil bana na de...
Jis Shaks ke bagair guzara na ho saka, Ye kya sitam ke wo bhi hamara na ho saka. Ankhon ne jis ke wasta sgdion Safar kiya, Wo yun mila ke us ka Nazara na ho saka...
Kabi khamosh baithogi kabi kuch gungunaogi, mein utna yaad aunga jitna mujhe bhulaogi, kabi duniya mukammal bankar ayegi nigaho me, kabi duniya ki har ek chiz me meri kami paogi...
Is khat me khuni dil hai, Mehandi me mila dena, Jis roz bane tu dhulhan, Hatho pe saja lena, Ish me jane logon ki, Kya kya halat hoti hai, Hum raato uth uth rote hai, Jab sari duniya soti hai...
Kya khabar thi is tarah se wo Juda ho jayega, Kwab main bhi usko milna hadsa ho jayega, Zindagi ki qaid se use kya nikaloge, Mout jab ayegi to khud riha ho jayega...
Muskurana hi khushi nahi hoti, Waqt bithana hi Zindagi nahi hoti, Dost ko roz Yaad karna padta hai, Kyunki Sirf Dost kehna hi Dosti nahi hoti.....!
Roshni kab kam hui pata na chala, Kab khushi gam hui pata na chala, Unki yaad me is taraha dube hum, Ankhen kab nam hui ye pata na chala...
I pray to MAA DURGA to empower u & ur family with her nine Swaroop of Name Fame Health Wealth Happiness Humanity Knowledge Bhakti and Shakti. **HAPPY DASARA**
Patthar hai tere haath me ya koi phool hai, Jab tu qubul hai tera sab kuch qubul hai, Tu dil pe bojh leke mulaqat ko na aa, Milna hai is tarah to bichadna qubul hai...
Dil ke marz ka bus yahi ek fasana hota hai, Ash karte hai bayan,Zuban ko khamosh hona hota hai. Ashiqi me takleef kuch nai yaron, Bus dard be-panah aur anjam janaza hota hai...
Hamne banaye rishte kaise ho gaye, kabhi aapke dost the aaj aise-waise ho gaye, Aate nahi aajkal SMS aapke, lagta hai yaar se jyada pyare paise ho gaye...
Marwadi calls News paper to ask rate to Print death of his Grandpa. Clerk: Rs 50 per word. Mrwdi- "Dada Dead" Clerk: NO. Min`m 5 wrds. Mrwdi- OK "Dada Dead. Santro for sale" (",)
Zakhm seene k aise hi nahi siye jate, Ashk ankhon se aise hi nahi piye jate, Kya karein majburi ka naam zindagi hai, Warna unka gum seene mein nahin liye jate...
Nafratain lak mili koi mohabat na mili, Zindagi beet gai par rahat na mili, Teri mehfil may har shaks ko hasta deka, Ek may tha jise hasney ki ijazat na mili...
Tum kya jano sharab kaise pilai jati he, kholne se pehle botal hilai jati he. Fir awaz lagayi jati he k, Yaha dard-e-dil ki dawa pilai jati he...
Jinhe chahte huwe bhi itna chahna nahi ata, Ye kaisi mohabbat hai ke hamein kehna nahi aata, Zindagi me aa jao hamari zindagi bankar, Ke tere bin hume zinda rehna nahi ata...
Kar sitam kitne bhi mujh par is dil me dhadkan tere naam ki hi hogi, khwaish to adhuri hai bahot si magar, akhri khwaish tere didar ki hogi...
Yun hi intezar karta raha or waqt dhalta raha, Mere intezar ka suraj har lamha pighalta raha, kabi us k liye hans diye kabi us k liye ro diye, Woh khud ko to na badal saka bus mujh ko he badalta raha...
Har ek chehray pe dil ko gumaan uss ka tha, Basa na koi dil main, ye khaali makaan us ka tha, tamaam dukh meri ankhon se bujh gae lekin, jo na mit saka wo nishaan us ka tha...
Mera gunah kya hai ye to bata dijiye, Pyar kiya apko iski na saza dijiye, Gin gin ke gujare hai din kitne is intezar ka kuch to sila dijiye...
Ashko se nahi bujhte sholay dard-e-pyar ke, Maut bhali aise lambe intezar se, Marte hai roz bina deedar-e-yaar ke, Tanha hi achche the uss "bewafa" ke pyar se...
Jo hai Dil mein batakar to dekho, Chahat ko honthon pe lakar to dekho, Sab kuch mil jayega usi pal, Lekin mohabbat ko ek baar jatakar to dekho...
Aaj phir khayalon me tera muskurana yaad aya, bhar aye aankh ghum ka fasana yaad aya. Ek pyar bharey dil k tukde kar ke tune, woh tera bewafa keh kar ilzaam lagana yaad aya...
Hasa kar hamein rula mat dena, khaas banake gair bana mat dena. Mana ke apko roz milte nahi, is baat ka bahana banakar bhula mat dena...
Mana thodi der lagi hai mujh ko laut ke aane me, Tune itni jaldi kyu ki duniya nayi basane me.. Socha rahahu kismat ki bhi kaisi ajab kahani hai, Kal tak meri thi Wo lekin ab begani hai...
Aankh sey aankh mila kar baat banata kyu hai, Tu agar mujh se khafa hai tu chupata kyu hai, Waqt ke saath halaat badal jate hai, Ye haqeeqat hai magar mujh ko sunata kyu hai...
Wife: "Aap hamesha aisa kyu kehte ho, mera ghar, mera car, mera acount, hamara kyu nai kehte? Ab cupboard me kya dhund rahe ho?" Hus: "Hamara... Underwear !!!"...
Dil jal raha hai aag banke, Shama jal rahi hai chirag banke, Socha tha pyar se baatein karenge unse, Par baat rehe gayi dil me daag banke...
Kitni asani se wo thukra gaya mujhe, Ansu bana ke ankh se tapka gaya mujhe.. Kaisa ye pyar ye kaisa fareb tha, manzil dikha kar raah se bhatka gaya mujhe...
Yaad math karna 'shayar' ho jaoge, Dil math lagana 'diwana' ho jaoge, Pyar math karna 'pagal' ho jaoge, sirf Dosti nibhana toh Dushman ke bhi 'YAAR' ban jaoge...
Aaj dil puch baitha apni hi tasvir se, tune kya paya hai apni taqdeer se, Aap ki tasvir dil k aaine ko dikhai, aur kaha aisa dost paya hai duniya ki bheed se...
Vo bole mehfil me kahin hamare joote kho gaye to ghar kaise jayenge...? Humne kaha g aap Shayari to Shuru ki jiye, itne aayenge ki gin b nahi paoge...
Andaz ye pyar tumhari ek ada hai, dur ho humse isme hamari kya khata hai.. Dil me basi hai ek pyarisi tasveer tumhari, jiske neeche I MISS U likha hai...!
Shikayat hai aapse mann ki humari, ab yaad nahi aati aapko humari.. Bhool gaye shayad aap hume.. Ya phir yaad karte the ye galatfehmi thi humari...??
Mohabbat wo hai jo satati hai, nazuk se dil ko tadpati hai, na karna mere dost kabhi tum mohabbat kisise, kambakht ye wo hai jo haste honthon ko rulati hai...
Zindagi ne khushiyo ko pukara hai, sada muskurawo tum, tumhara gham hamara hai, phool khilte rahe jeevan me tumhare, kanton ke liye daman hamara hai...
Tum bin agar guzara humara hota, to yu na aaj tumko pukara hota, humare dil me sirf tum hi tum ho, kash tumhare dil pe bhi haq humara hota...
Expecting ful attendance in college is like Expecting Mallika Sheravat to come in chudidhar for the whole film which is acted and directed by Imraan Hashmi... (",)
Mohabbat ko jab log khuda mante he, pyar karne waloko kyun bura mante he.. Jab zamana hi hai pathar dil, fir patharon se kyu log dua mangte he...?
Zikar hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka, hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya, tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki, khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya...
A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others wife sleeping with his wife...!
Dur suraj kahi jal raha hoga, kisi ka dil kisi k liye machal raha hoga. Uff ye hawao me itni khushbo kaisi.. Zaroor mera koi apna mujhe yaad kar raha hoga...
Kya mila pyar me zindagi ke liye, roz aansu piye kisi ke liye, wo gairo me khushiya manaati rahe, hum taraste rahe ek hasi ke liye...!
Kisine khoob kaha hai.. Zindagi me agar judai na hoti to kabi kisi ki yaad ayi na hoti. Sath hi guzarte har lamhe to shayad rishto me a gehrai ayi na hoti...
Soch ke tumhare bare mein muskurate hai hum, sab ko kahani tumhari sunate hai hum, jab bhi yaad karte hai aapko dost, sari duniya ko us waqt bhul jate hai hum...
Mere dil me pyar ki pyas rehene do, in nigaho me teri aas rehne do, tumne sab kuch tho mujhse cheen liya, ek yaad he use to pass rehne do...
Sukhe patte gira raha hai koi, bevajah hamein sata raha hai koi, kya kya na lutaya humne pyar me, phir bhi ilzaam pe ilzaam laga raha hai koi...
Dil ki dhdkano ki awaz suni hai maine, apni ankho se koi baat kahi ha4 maine, bas ek dedar ke liye khud ko sambhale baithe hai, jane ye ishq me kaun si raah chuni hai maine???
Sardar Asks a Taxi Driver; "Golden temple jaoge?" Driver; "Haan Jaonga" sardar gav him 5rs & said; "Mere liye PRASAD lana...!!"
Kismat ke hatho wo hi majbur hote he, hakikat se jo bahut dur hote he. aksar aise hi logo ko mil jati he saza, jo har tarf se bekasur hote he...
Raato ko na jaago so liya karo, dil me ansu na roko ro lia karo, kisike yaad me rehte ho hamesha, kabhi hamare yaad me bhi kho liya karo...
Baad marne k mere tum jo kahani likhna, kaise barbaad hui meri jawani likhna. Yeh bi likhna k mere hont hansi ko tarse, umar bhar aankh se behta raha paani likhna...
Kaanton me rehkar bi zindagi ji lete hai, har zakhm ko apne haathon se si lete hai, jis haath ko keh diya apno ka haath, uss haath se hum Zehar bi pi lete hai...
Tujhe kismat se chura na paaye, tujhe apna bana na paaye, tujh par marte rahe tamam umar, par tujhko kabhi bata na paaye...
Students marte nahi zinda dafnaye jate he, har 6 mahino me tadpaye jate he, kafan khol k dekho to wo kabar me b asignment likhte hue paye jate he...
Bin apke zindagi me koi khushi nahi, aap nahi to aaj labo pe mere hasi nahi, na samjhe aap agar, to hum kya kare, is dil me apke bina kisi or ki Tasveer nahi...
Jab yado ka dhuaa aasman par chata hai, to humko bhi koi yaad aata hai, mana ki milna bahut kam ho pata hai, fir bhi dil aapko bhula nahi pata hai...
Chhup chhup ke mohabbat kya karna, is bedard zamane se kya darna, maut to aani he sabko ek din, magar mohabbat kiye bagair kya marna...
Ek aadmi ne paper me Ad di "ladka paida karne ka tarika batao" RPLY aaye Bengali~ Biwi ko Fish do. Himachali~ Apple do, Punjabi~ ek moka hame do... plz..
welcome to mobile marriaga bureau. Rishte k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabaye, shadi k liye 3 dabaye, dusri shadi k liye pehli wala ka gala dabaye...!!!
Sex teacher draw pic of penis & asked: any 1 know wat is this? sardar: ya my dad has 2 ? teache: 2 ? sardar: small for susu & big to brush mom..
Ye dard ki baten ab purani ho chalin, ab veeraniyan hamari deewani ho chali. vaise sukun jitna aisa kushiyan dundne me nahi, hum khush hai humpe kitni sari aisi nishaniyan ho chalin...
Pyar se pyar karna ek nasha hai, dil leke dil dena bhi ek nasha hai.. dilon me dard to hota hi hai, par us dard ko pina bhi ek nasha hai...
English Shayari ; Later the Bus, Longer the Que Wa Wa Wa , Later the Bus, Longer the Que, Shorter the Skirt, better the View! Wa Wa Wa...!
Dil me teri mohabbat ke vo khayalat nahi hai, ashqo me sab bah gaye koi jazbat nahi hai. rishto ki beed me khud se ajnabi hu is kadar, dosto ko pehchan saku vo nazar sath nahi hai...
Barso guzar gaye rokar nahi dekha, in ankon ko ansu se dhokar nahi dekha. wo kya jane pyar kya chiz he, jisne kabi kisiko khokar nahi dekha...
Unki mohabbat ke abhi nishaan baki hai, naam lab par hai aur jaan baki hai. kya hua agar dekh kar muh pher lete hai, tasalli hai ki shakal ki pehchaan baki hai...
Pani dek kar pyas lagti he, shadi dekh kar hume bi aas dikhti he.. Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye, har jhakas ladki ki 'Maa' hume apni 'saas' dikhti he... (",)
Happy Gauri and Ganesh chaturti to All.. May god bless you n your family with all the happiness, health, wealth, and very long ongoing life... (",)
Kismat ke bharose pyar kiya nahi karte, darr darr ke hum kabhi jiya nahi karte. dil tutne ka dar unko hoga, jo bichadne ke dar se pyar kiya nahi karte...!
Rone ka matlab gam nahi hota, duri se pyar kabhi kam nahi hota. rishtey me ho jo sagar si gehrai, toh maut ke bad bhi dosti ka rishta khatam nahi hota...
A girl's flirty T-Shirt quote : BOMBS Neither for Diffusal Nor for Refusal... (",)
Wo LOVE-LOVE likhti rahi, Mai LIVE-LIVE padta raha, wo KISS-KISS likhti rahi, Mai KICK-KICK padta raha, wo shadi kar k chali gai, mai "SPOKEN ENGLISH" Sikhta raha...
Dil roya he unki yaad me hazar bar, phir bhi dil me unke liye hai pyar, chahe agar bhula de wo humko, a khuda milade unse mujhe marne se pehle ek bar...
Zinda hote to ham bata dete ki teri hasrat kya cheej hai, dafan hokar bhi na so paye ham teri yaden hamein kitni ajeej hai...
Is kadar gum ne hume luta hai, ansuo tak se hamara sath chota hai, sathi hain bedard yaha zamane me, jise dil me basaya usi se hamara dil tuta hai...
Zindagi ki kitab kuch panne hote hai, kuch apne, kuch begane hote hain. pyar se savwar jati hai zindagi, bas pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai...
Hamare baad nahi aayega usse chahat ka aisa maza, wo logon se khud kehti phiregi, mujhe chaho uski tarah...
Koi khat nahi, koi kabar nahi, apko shayad hamari koi kadar nahi. hum to apko yaad karte hai har saans ke sath, shayad apko hamari sanson ki koi fikar nahi...
Its so ironical.. India is a peace lovin country but d medals we hav won in olympics are ONLY in Wrestlin, Boxin n Firin?! Haa.. Reality bites.?
Sab kuch he mere pas par dil ki dawa nahi, dur wo mujse he par mai khafa nahi, malum he wo bi chahte he mujhe, wo thode ziddi he magar bewafa nahi...
Na jane kyon abhi ek aansu aankh se jalka, dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi, chahat hui itni tumse milne ki, haste hue bhi aankh bhar aayi...
Sabne chaha k hum na mile, humne chaha k unhe gam na mile, agar kushi milti he unhe humse juda hoke, to abi dua hai ki unhe hum na mile...
Apki nigah agar meharban hojaye, me jis zamin pe hu wo aasman hojaye. he ab bhi aapko shak mere dosti per to phir ik bar mera imtehan hojaye...
Tu mera he tera naam koi aur na le. in bhegti ankho ka jam koi aur na le. islye tera hath nahi chodte hum, tu gir jaye to kahin thaam koi aur na le...
Arz kiya hai :- Agar kar leti ishq humse wo, Uski raato ki nind ud jati.. Isi bahane raat ko padhti rehti, Kam se kam exam me pass to ho jati...
Unhe ab bhul hi jaye to acha hai, ye fasle aur bhi badh jaye to acha hai. tumhari chahate humko nahi hasil, to ab gair hi ban jaye to acha hai...
Halke se ishare ki zarurat hogi, Dil ke kashti ko kinare ki zarurat hogi, Yaad aayegi meri us din, jab kabi aapko sahare ki zarurat hogi...
Mumkin nahi shayad kisiko samajh pana, samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, asan hai kisi se mohabbat karna magar mushkil hai usise mohabbat pana...
REVERSE DYNAMICS: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty n when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich.
Wife gives hint to husband 4 a new car. she says: "Dear, buy me smthing dat goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i am on it" Husband giftd her a Weighin Machine. (",)
Har chahat aapki khuda ko kabul ho jaye, aapki duaaon k sang khuda ki raza ho jaye, khushiya aapko itni mile ki zindagi bhar gum aap se khaffa ho jaye...!
Humne mohabbat me wafa karte-karte UNKI khatir zamane ko bhula diya, khuda kare wo har khushi paye usse, jisk khatir US NE hame thukra diya...
Dhoop me chaav ka baadal banke aunga, dukh me sukh ka saagar banke aunga, mout b jisse har k lout jayegi, dost me vo chattan banke aunga...
Do aadmi kabrastan me baithe the, ek bola- ye log kitne aaram se sote hai. ek MURDA utha aur bola- "Haan to kyu na soye, ye Jagah Humne 'JAAN' De kar Haasil ki hai."
Paigam hai dil se dil tak, taaro se samundar k sahil tak, hum to saath he aapke hansi se gum tak, dua he ke aap khush raho subha se shaam tak...
Thngs in Boys room b4 marriage- Parfums, Luv lettrs, Gifts, F'ship bands, Cards, Snaps... Aftr marrge- Painkillers, Loan papers, Unpaid bills, Specs... (",)
Taras jaoge tum uske wafa ke liye, kisi se pyar na kar khuda ke liye. jab lagegi ishq ki aadalat ek din, tum hi chune jaoge saza ke liye...
INDIA got 2nd Gold in Swimming. Preethi Singh .. .. she found that Gold ring in Swimming pool...!! (",)
Deadly PJ... Wats d diff between Pongal n Idly? think.. think... U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly...! (",)
Sirf tum hi ho zindagi me, par me tumhe pa nahi sakta. rahega dukh hamesha tume na pane ka, par apni khushi k liye tumhe rula nahi sakhta!
Hum to dosti k saudagar he, dil ka sauda sacha kr jayenge, agar aap honge hamari dosti k khariddar to dosti ki kasam hum muft me hi bik jayenge...
Hum dost kabhi dard diya nahi karte,koi tumhe aasoon de e hum seh nahi sakte, tumhari dosti hai anmol hamare liye, e hum alfaazon mein keh nahi sakte...!
Ye hum mana karte hai Hame fursat nahi milti unse milne ki, magar kabi wo ye b zara soche ki unhe hum yaad karte hai tho khud ko bhool jaate hai...
Jabbi yaad karo pyar se karna, jab b muskrana dil khol k muskrana, jab b rona zara kam hi rona, magar jab kisika dil todna zara sochke todna...
"In classroom A Girl speaks to a Boy" GIRL- Wo BHAIJAAN.. Aapk paas extra pen hai kya?.. BOX- Saali confuse kyo karti hai.. Ya tho BHAI bol ya JAAN bol.. :-)
Jin ankho mei unka pyar basa tha, aaj unhi ke liye baraste dekha hai, kabi unke sath har pal guzara tha, aaj unke liye khudko taraste dekha hai...
I WISH MY FRIENDS N ALL A VERY HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY !!! JAI HIND...
How can a father make his daughter walk on the street looking down the Earth?? Just Gift her a Mobile with Free SMS... (",)
Sachai jane bina koi faisla na lena, hamari dosti ka kabi imtiha na lena, hum nai ye waqt bewafa he dost, kai hume matlab samaj k bula na dena...
Pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigaah thehri he, uski ankhein sagar se bhi gehri he. thak gaya me apne pyar ka izhar karte karte.. tab pata chala saali wo to behri he...
Aapki dosti pe naaj he hame, kal jitna bharosa tha utna aaj he hame. dosti wo nahi jo gam aur khushi me sath de, dosti wo he jo harpal apnepan ka ehsas de...
Koshish karo k koi tumse na roothay, zindagi mei apnon ka saath na chootay, rishte koi bi ho use aise nibhao, k us rishtay ki dor zindagi bhar na tootay...
A patient to doctor :Dr, mujhe koi aisi dawai do ki mai aankho se bol saku aur kaano se dekh saku.. Doc : Lo ye 2 Goli, Gaand se pee lena...
Uljan agar koi ajaye to mujse na chupana, sath na de juban to ankho se batana, har kadam pe sath he hum, dost banaya he to zarur azmana...
Zamane mein koi na sahara nazar aaya, bas tuhi ek hamara nazar aaya, tere ishq mein is qadar behte rahe, na tufaan nazar aaya na kinara nazar aaya...
Sardar- badi tension hai, raat mein ladki ke sath sex kiya. sab teek tha par, aaj susu nahi nikalta, sab Block hai. Doctor : Pehle Condom to Uthaar...!
Dil tutna saza hai mohabat ki. dil jodna ada hai DOSTI ki. mange jo kurbani wo mohabat hai, jo bin mange ho jaye kurban wo hai wafa DOSTI ki...
Khyal uska jab aata he to kho jate he, dard aankho me utar aaye to ro jate he. yaad me unki hame nind to aati nahi par, khwab me wo hi aaye yahi soch k so jate hai...
Rishto me pyar ki mithas rahe, na mitne wala ehsas rahe, kehne ko to choti si hai ye zindagi, lambi ho jaye agar aap jaise dost ka sath rahe...
Kuch kahe to o kehte hai bahut bolte ho, chup rahe to o puchte hai naraz ho? dil ki baat unhe kaise samjaye jab izhar kare to o kehte hai mazak karte ho...
Jab aapka naam zubaan par aata hai, pata nahi dil kyu muskurata hai. tasalli hoti hai mann ko, koi to hai apna, jo haste huve yaad aata hai...
Wife : agar main duniya k sab se bade pahad par chadu to tum mujhe kya doge? Husband : mai tume ek chota sa "DHAKKA" dunga...
Badalte is zamane ne sabko badal dala, usne hawa, khawab or khayal ko badal dala. phir unhe na badal saka koi, jinke liye humne apne apko badal dala...
Har pal unke bare me sochte hai, kabi khudko kabi khuda ko koste hai. jab unka b dil chahta hai humse milna, par b q hum apne kadmoko rokte hai...
Ek aurat ne apne pati ko divorce de diya. roz office se late ata tha aur bolta tha : I'm on d way. Pata chala ki, uski secrtary ka naam Miss 'Dave' tha...!
Toote dilse naam na lo us mohabat ka, mohabat to hum bi kar chuke hai, log kehte hai mohabat zindagi hai, par hum to kab k mar chuke hai...
Mang kar b rab se unhe paya nahi, konsa khwab tha jise maine sajaya nahi.. vo to bhul jayenge mujhe malum tha, maine to koi lamha unhe bhulaya nahi...
Teri ruswai ne marna sikhaya, teri bewafai ne jeena sikhaya. tere jaane ke baad aaye kuch daur aise bi, jisne mujhe jeene ke liye peena sikhaya...
Kisi ne rula ke luta, kisi ne haskar luta, kisi ne ghar aakar luta, to kisi ne ghar bulakar luta, jo aise na lut paye, usne apna bana kar luta...
Do pyar karne walo se log jalte hai, tarah tarah ki bate karte hai, jab chand or suraj ka hota he khulkar milan, to use b log grahan kehte hai...
Zindagi itne dard deti hai, dil me fir b UMMEED rehti hai. dil kehta hai wo nahi yaad karte honge, par wo yaad karte honge UMMEED kehti hai...
Zindagi me kuch lamhe khas ban gaye, mile to mulakat ban gaye, bichde to yaad ban gaye, aur jo dil me bus gaye wo aap ban gaye...
Hawa me taash ka ghar nahi banta, rone se bigda mukaddar nahi banta, khamba pine ka hausla rakho yaro, ek do qarter pinese koi sikandar nahi banta!! (",)
I WISH ALL MY FRIENDS A VERY HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!! (",)
Love is for life Life is not for Love. Love may fail in Life, Life should never fail in Love. So don't spoil Life in Love But don't forget to Love in Life!
Jab bhi khayal aaya to aapka aaya, ankhen band ki to khwab aapka aaya, socha yaad kar loon khuda ko pal do pal, par honth khule to naam sirf aapka aaya...
Friendship is... when u've had a huge fight but then decide to put aside ur egos, give a warm hug to each other & say, "kya time pass tha yaar".. (",) wish u in advance HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!
Wo jo humse nafrat karte hai, hum to aaj bhi unpar marte hai. nafrat hai to kya huva, kuch to hai jo sirf humse karte hai...
Dard jitna hai meri nigaho me, paoge na utna kisiki raho me, bitani chahte te zindagi jiski baho me, maut b na mil payi unki panao me...
Jinke dil pe lagti he chot, wo aankhose nahi rote, jo apno k na hue, kisi k nahi hote, mere halaton ne muje ye sikhaya hai, k sapne tut jate he par pure nahi hote...
Kush rehte he koi khafa na ho jaye, meri wajahse koi rusva na ho jaye, badi mushkilse koi dost bana he, dar lagta he kahi woh juda na hojaye...
Jab kuch sapne adhure reh jaate hai, tab dil k dard ansu ban k beh jate hai. jo kabi kehte the ki hum sirf aap k hai, pata nahi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai...
Aaina humne tod diya is khayal se ki, takdeer badal jayegi, lekin hame kya malum tha ki us aaine ki her ek tukde me wohi tasveer nazar aayegi...!!!
Tanhai ka lamba safar kat ta nahi, apke bina koi acha lagta nahi, koi nahi jo puchle dard-e-dil ka hal, tumhare intzar me dil kahi lagta nahi...
Latest Joke... A student goes into a library & askz for a book on suicide...!! Librarian : Get lost dude, U won't bring it back...!
Teri yaad b kamal karti he, kaise kaise humse sawal karti he, ek pal ko tanha nahi karti mujhe, teri yaad bhi mera kitna khayal karti he...
Khwab ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon, chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon. meri taqdeer mere sath nahi, warna zindagi bhar tuje MURGA bana k rakhu... (",)
Tadapta he jo bina unke use gair ka saath nahin chahiye, nashe me hoon me un k muje sharab nahin chahiye...
Unse hum kuch na keh sake, hum unke bhi na reh sake. koshish karke wo hi keh jate dil ki baat, tamanao k sagar me mere saath wo na beh sake...
Apko dil se salaam krte hai. jindagi ka har lamha aapke naam krte hai. ye our baat hai ki aapse thoda door hai hum.. magar yaad to subha shaam krte hai...
Yaad hi dilo ko nazdik lati he, yaad hi ek duje ki yaad dilati he. dur hokar bi koi kareeb he kithna, yaad hi is baat ka ehsaas dilati he...
Tadapte huwe honto ki pyas hai tu, door hokar b paas hai tu. haqikat to nahi par ehsas hai tu, tere bare me aur kya likhu? marte huwe insaan ki saans hai tu...
Ye zindagi ka safar khatam kab hoga, dukho ka ye sailab kum kab hoga, thak chuke hai hum tanha safar me, jeet lu har bazi ye mumkin kab hoga?
RISHTE aur RASTE ek sikke k do pahlu hote hai. Kabi RISHTE nibhate nibhate RASTE badal jate hai. Kabi RASTE pe chalte chalte RISHTE ban jate hai...
Kash hum apka mobile numbr hote, har pal har samay apke sath hote, bhalehi tum hame badal dete par, hamari bichadne ki khabar sabko de dete...
Zindagi itni dard bhari kyun hai, dard aapko hai to takleef hame kyun hai. mere pal pal ki khabar rakhne wale dost, tu aaj mujhse bekhabar kyun hai...
Wo hamsafar kya hue jo safar chod gaye, bina kasur k rishte tod gaye. wo kabi hamko to yaad karte nahi aur khud ki yaado me tadapne k liye hame akele chodgaye...
Har shabd me arth hota hai, har arth me tark hota hai. sab kahte hai ki hum hanste bahut hai, lekin hanse walo ke dil me bhi to dard hota hai...!!!
Zindagi choti aur jina asan hai, sath nibhana badi mushkil bat hai. magar ye wada raha, jabtak ZINDAGI hamare pass hai, hamari dosti apke sath hai...
The best way to stay happy: If u have cried today, always think that the smile u deserved has been given by god to some 1else who really needed it...
Kuch paya tha kuch khoya tha., bas ye soch k dil roya tha.. par aaj hum ye soch kar khamosh hai, kya jo khoya tha wo sach me kabhi wo paya tha...??
Santa: how is textile business? Banta: Terrible. Even the people who never pay have stopped buying...!!!
Yeh faasle yeh raste yeh dil ki majburiya, kab na jane khatam hogi humari duriyan, jo waqt guzara humne un raato mein, un yaadon mein hi basi hai apni kahaniya...
Yeh faasle yeh raste yeh dil ki majburiya, kab na jane khatam hogi humari duriyan, jo waqt guzara humne un raato mein, un yaadon mein hi basi hai apni kahaniya...
Yestrday in my dream all my books were singing a song, guess vch song... ges..! 'Zara zara touch me touch me, zara zara hold me hold me' (",)
Chupne vaale saamne aa, chup chup ke mere jeena jalaa.. suraj se kiran, badhal se pavan kab tak chupayegi ye tho batha...
Zara si bat der tak rulati rahi, khushi me b ansu bahati rahi. koi kho k mil gaya to koi mil k kho gaya, zindagi ham ko bas aise hi azmati rahi...
Ishq kamzoor dil se kiya nahi jaata, zehar dushman k haathoun se piya nahi jaata, jis dil mei basi ho ulfath dosti ki, us dost k bina jiya nahi jaata...
best feel in life.. to b remembered by person whom u dont expect to remember u.. worst feel in life.. to b forgotten by d one u always remember...
A true fact.. "Old age is when you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons"...!!! (",)
Andhere me unke hath ka chirag hu. tufano me unke kashti ka sahil hu. wo bewafa to kuch bhi kare, lekin me hamesha unke dil ke pass hu...
A nice thought: Don't accept other's definition of life.. Its your life... Define it yourself...
Mile har janam aap jaisa yaar, duwa karte hai rab se bar bar, chahe kyu na tukra de hame yeh duniya, par milta rahe hame hamesha aap jaise doston ka pyar...
Lafzo se nahi ankho se kaha tha mene, aap samajh nahi saki kyuki wo waqt bura tha. tanhai k alam me yaad bahut ati hai, ankh band karta hu to tasver teri nazar ati hai...
Jab achanak unki yaad ati he dil me dhimi si dhadkan rukjati he. itni khubsurat ke unki ankhe, unse nazar milte hi hamari nazar zuk jati he...
This dog is one cat of donkey the best monkey ways to pigs make you rat smile! CONFUSED...!!! Now read it again leaving YOUR NICK NAMES...
I always knew dat lookin back on my tears would somday make me laugh.. bt i never knew dat looking back on my laughter would somday make me cry...
Jagaya unhone aisa ki aaj tak so na sake,jane kya baat thi unme,jab se mana unhe apna,tab se kisi ke ho na sake.
Ankho se nahi hoti dosti, dil se hoti hai dosti, pyar aur vishwas ki bandan ki dosti, akhri saans tak hath na chodkar sath rehti he sachchi dosti...
Zamane mein koi na sahara nazar aaya, bas tuhi ek hamara nazar aaya, tere ishq mein is qadar behte rahe, na tufaan nazar aaya na kinara nazar aaya...
Train station par ruki, ek aadmi khidki k pas baite sardar se bola- kaun sa station hai? pandi bahar dekh kar bola- lagtha hai RAILWAY STATION hai...!!
Woh keh gaye ki mera intezar math karna. main kahu bi to mujh pe aitbar math karna, wo kehte hai ki mujhe tumse mohabbt nahi, par tum kisi aur se pyar na karna...
Jane kyu woh hame kuch aisi nishani de gaye, dohra na sake aisi kahani de gaye, hum to reh gaye pyase par, woh hamari palko ko pani de gaye...
apko apni jaan ka salam likhenge, dil ki kitab me apna arman likhenge, kash hame mil jaye asman ki hukumat, chand ki jaga apka naam likhenge...
strange but true : " u can close your eyes to the things that u dont want to see... but, u can't close your heart to the things that u dont want to feel... "
Another T Shirt Quote : SHAME ON YOU GIRLS ! I AM STILL VIRGIN...!!
Yeh haqikat he khwab to nahi, hume koi yaad kare aisi koi bath to nahi, fir b kyo aisa laga jaise kisi ne yaad kiya, kahi wo aap to nahi...
Bahut chaha usko jise hum pana sake, khayalo me kisi or ko lana sake. usko dekh k ansu to ponch lye, lekin kisi or ko dek k muskura na sake...
kitaab banane wale, tune muje kitaab banaya hota, wo jab bait te tanha, hume haato me utaya hota, wo padte-padte so jaate aur hume seene se lagaya hota...
dosti main sharton ki aadat nahi hum ko k hum aksar shartain hra dia krte hyn, na uljhna kabi humari wafa se tum k aksar log hum pe dil haar dia krte hyn...
big que of aunties in front of book stall.. just b'cos of a simple spelling mistake in the advertisement which read; "exchange old boobs for new ones."
pyar ke phulo se mehke aap, khushiyo ke jhulo me jhule aap, hai hamari yehi tamanna.., kabhi "hasna" na bhule aap.....
a line written on the back of a bikers jacket.......... "if u can read this, den pls inform me dat my girlfriend has fallen off"
ishq kar ke uska intezar paya hai, tanhayi me bhi har taraf use hi paya hai, mil jaye o agar to puchenge, kyu tune sirf hume hi sataya hai...
koi dost naya ya purana nahi hota, zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota. juda hona to kismat ki bat hai, par judai ka matlab bhulana nahi hota...
khwabo ke bina neendo ki khwahis na karna. pyar ke bina jineki dua na karna. jo tumse juda hokar ji nahi sakte, unse dur janeki koshish na karna...
ye ishq nahi meri nadaniya hai, sab bhula betha ye teri ankho ki meherbaniya hai, sukun mila nahi bhul kar tumhe, ye aksh aur tanhaiya teri bas nishaniya hai...
apko dekkar a nigahe juk jayengi, khamoshi har bat kah jaegi, pad lijiye in ankhome apna pyar, khuda kasam sari kaynat ruk jayegi...
a smart and hot girl said to a sardar, main tumhare bache ki ma banna chahti hu. sardar replied "par mera to koi bachcha hi nahi hai."
un k thalash me hum apnose kithna paraye ho gaye, pyaar paane k khoshish me hum kitne gum pa gaye, dil diya tha jise apna samaj k, aaj wo kisi or k ho gaye...
Is dil ki berukhi ki wajah humse puchiye, mohabbat mein mil rahi saza humse puchiye, kyun ho udaas tum gam ki talaash mein, gam ki har gali ka pata humse puchiye...
If Mallika sherawat act as Draupadi wat wil Duryodhan say "Dushyasan Pehna Dho iss Daasi ko Saari, zara hum b to dekhe vastro mein kaisi lagti hai ye Nari..."
waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge, kaun jaane ki hum kidhar jayenge, hum to ek parchaai hain, yaad rakhna dost jahaan tanhaai mili wahaa hum nazar aayenge...
biwi ke kharche se tang aaker pati bola:- 1kg lipstick ek mahine me kha jathi ho. biwi:- jhoot kyon bolte ho?500 grams to tum chat jate ho!!!
tumse mohabbat karte hain, bewafai hum kaise sahenge? tere bin ek pal bhi jee nahin sakte, judai hum kaise sahenge?
sacchai jane bina koi faisla na lena, hamari dosti ka kabhi imtihan na lena, hum nahi yeh waqt bewafa hai dost, kahi hume matlabi samaj k bhula na dena...
dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata, isiliye ishq ki bazi hum haar gaye. mere zindagi shayad unhe bahut pyar tha, isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaya...
tum hase to has degi duniya, tum lute to bhi, has degi duniya, chhod do gam ponch daalo ye aansoo, dekh legi to has degi duniya...
har shaam kah jaati hai ek kahani, har subah le aati hai ek nahi kahani, raaste to badalte hai har din lekin, manzil rah jati hai wahi puraani...
ROHIT Dur rehkar un duriyo ko badhaya nahi karte apne dost ko is tarah sataya nahi karte jise har waqt khayal ho aapka apni aawaz k liye use is tarah tarsaya nahi karte! ndnil.peperonity.com27.06.2008 19:41 PDT, ndnil
Mujhe sulane k khatir jab raat aati hai, Hum so nahi pate, raat khud so jati hai, Puchne par dilse ye awaz aati hai, Aaj unhe yaad kar le, RAAT to roz aati hai. (for more such heart touching sms directly on ur cell 4 Free type JOIN DHIRAJ & send it to 567678)
dosti hoti hai sath nibhane ko, door hote hai dost pyar badhane ko, aap ne to phir hame yaad aaj kiya nahi, isliye msg kiya apni yaad dilane ko...!
bundo se mothi mang lenge, chandse chandini mang lenge, agar agle janam teri dosti nasib hui to teri dosti ke khatir khuda se ek aur zindagi mang lenge...
udas na hona kyunki mai saath hun, samne na sahi par aas paas hun. palkon ko band karke dil se yaad karo, mai hamesha tumhareliye ek ehsas hoon...
din beet jate he kahani bankar, bate reh jati he suhani yadein bankar. lekin dost hamesha dil me rehte he kabi hotho ki hasi to kabi aankh ka pani bankar...
Harsh bhai.. Tu apne dil ka don he, tu mere liye ek bada loan he, kamine kitni Ladkiyo k sat firta he, Kamse kam ye to bata, Inmese meri BHABI kaun he?? (",)
Har koi tumsa nahi hota, jo khaas he wo kabi paas nahi hota, yakin na aaye to chand ko hi deko, jitne door hote huve bi doori ka ehsaas nahi hota...
Sardar : sir i want halfday permission. Sardar boss: why? Sardar: sir, i hav to take my mobile to dental hospital... Sardar boss: for wat? Sardar: my mobile has bluetooth problem...
Khuda dil ke irade azmata hai, sapno ke parde aankho se hatata hai. Hosla mat harna pyaar me , kyuki thoda dard hi insan ko pyaar karna sikhata hai...
Biwi : Muli, Gazar lambe lambe lana.. Pati : Nahi launga. Tum inka Galat istemal karogi.. Biwi : Tumhe kyu Dard horaha hai. Tumhari Gaand me thodi dalungi...
Kismat Ke Maaro Se Pyaar Kiya Nahi Karte, Darr Darr Ke Hum Kabhi Jiya Nahi Karte, Dil Tutne Ka Darr Unko Hoga, Jo Bichadne Ke Darr Se Pyaar Kiya Nahi Karte.. http://dhiraj89.peperonity.com/
The Best Environment day slogan... "Save Earth, this is the only planet with girls...!" (",)
A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry Wife: do not let the animal in me come out! Husband: who is scared of a mouse! (",)
We study for 10 min and it seems like an hour.. We sleep for an hour and it seems like 10 min... A live example of Einstein's Theory of Relativity!
Humse dur hokar b hamare paas ho tum hamari suni zindagi ki aas ho tum kaun kehta hai humse bichhad gaye ho tum yaadon k rup me meri saans ho tum! ndnil.peperonity.com20.06.2008 18:52 PDT, ndnil
POVERTY: Wife stiching husband's condom. INNOCENCE : A gal aplyin clearsil 2 her nipples thinkin dey r pimples. AMBITION : An ant climbin on da leg of elephant with a motive of rape. UNEMPLOYMENT : A spider web found n a prostitute's pussy. PATIENCE : A guy standin n a queue to fuck his own wife!!
Khuda dukh na de mere yaar ko, mujhe chahe sukhon ka pahad de.. Naye cycle par ghume dost mera, mujhe chahe purani Mercedez car de de...
An optimistic thought for the day... "Beautiful life is just an imagination.. But life is more beautiful than imagination..."
Jab dil udas ho, humse baat kar lena, jab dil chahe mulakat kar lena. Rehte he apke dil k kisi kone me, waqt mile to talash kar lena...
ROHIT Tu hi bata ek tu hi yaad aaye to kya karu hasrat ye hai tujhe ek nazar dekh lu kismat magar wo din na laye to kya karu! ndnil.peperonity.com18.06.2008 20:00 PDT, ndnil
Before concluding something good or bad remember these golden words from shakespeare- "There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so"...
Duniya jise neend kehti hai, jane woh kya cheez hoti hai. Aankhe toh hum bhi band karte hain aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai...
ROHIT Bhul jaane ka hausla na hua dur rehkar bhi wo juda na hua tujhse milke kisise kya milte koi tujh jaisa dusra na hua! ndnil.peperonity.com15.06.2008 19:31 PDT, ndnil
Sardar k ghar us k sasural wale aye, biwi ne kaha jao mehmano k liye kuch lekar aao. Sardar bahar gaya, aur TAXI le kar aa gaya...!
Unse kahna maze me hai hum. Bus yaade satati hai.. Unki duri ka gham nahi mujhe, bus zara aankhe bheeg jati hai...
ROHIT BHAI Inkaar wo karte hai ikraar k liye nafrat b karte hai to pyaar k liye ulti hi chaal chalte hai ishq karne wale aankho ko band karte hai didar k liye! ndnil.peperonity.com14.06.2008 19:53 PDT, ndnil
Tamanna karte ho jin khushiyon ki, dua hai woh khushiya apke kadmo me ho. Khuda apko woh sab hakiquat me de, jo kuch apke sapno me ho...
Naraaz kabhi humse hona mat, muskaan apni kabi khona mat, jithe hai hum aapki muskurahat dekh kar, agar hum mar b jaye tho kabi rona math...
Kabhi kabhi sapne chori ho jate hai, halat se dost bi door ho jate hai. Par ye yaaden kambkt itna satati hai ki, tumhe yaad karne ko hum majbur ho jate hai...
Yaaro Ki Yaari Khoob Satayegi, Akele Me Ek Din Meri Khoob Yaad Aayegi, Us Din Kadar Karoge Mere Msg Ki, Jis Din Yeh Mobile Me Balance Khatam Ho Jayegi. (for more such sms directly on ur cell 4 Free type JOIN DHIRAJ & send it to 567678)
Harsh bhai... Thodna hota to rishta hum na banate, umeed nahi hoti to hum sapne na sajate, Eitbar kiya humne aap ka bharosa na hota to Apse haat na milate...
Dur hai par milne ki aas hai, man ko har pal apka ehsas hai. Hazaron hai apne, par aap kuch khas hai...
ROHIT, ITS FOR HARSH Dost ko bhulna galat baat hai unhi ka zindagi bhar ka saath hai agar bhul gaye to khali haath hai aur agar saath hai to zamana kahega k "kya baat hai!" ndnil.peperonity.com11.06.2008 19:50 PDT, ndnil
Hi Harsh you are on my hp . Is a pleasure 4 me because i meet you from a long time and you are very nice my best and good friend . Nice dreams . I love your space :-) Luna http://volare0.peperonity.com/
Teacher: Who is your favorite writer? Student: My neighbor's son. He writes my homework... (",)
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