Well what can we say. I have only known the guy for a few weeks but he seems a decent guy who you can have a laugh with and a decent drink. He has just started a new job in the joinery business (for want of better words). He goes out in smart shirts (just a pity they dont belong to him) and he likes to lick grot off the floor. Nice guy the only thing that baffles us is te fact he likes really huge women. We have seen him in the Three Tuns where his hands have disappeared between the tyres of a lasses stomach. We have seen him dancing with Fat women in Senny´s and we have seen him playing tonsil tennis with the obese humans that walk this earth. We have been baffled for weeks over this but we have finally come to a conclusion........ Craig Corkhill has got SHALLOW HAL DISEASE. All we need now is to find a way for curing him. If you know of anyway this can be cured then please fill in the email form at the bottom of this newsletter
