Here you can get several kind of sms jokes and shayerees which you have never heard of..So NJOY this A to Z world of sms jokes and Shayerees..!!
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1.I love u
Really love u
Honestly I love u
Believe me I love u,
coz Maneka Gandhi said, "LOVE ANIMALS" !!
2.Press down for Prabhu Darshan:
Nehi dikha na..Papion ko nehi dikhte..!!
3.Aaj yaar, kal pyar, parso inkar, phir deedar, phir intezar, phir inkar, phir daraar, aur saari mehnat bekar and one more DEVDAS at beer bar.
4.Friendship is:
vast like universe,deep like ocean,high like sky,strong like iron,kind lile mother,cute like Hum & sweet like Tum.
5.Tu chand mange main chand dedu, tu raat mange main raat de doon, tu dil mange main dil de doon, tu jaan mange...bass yaar, bhik mangne ki bhi limit hai..!!
6.Hum woh nehi jo tujhe gam mein chhor denge, hum woh nehi jo tujhse naata tod denge, hum to tere woh DOST hai jo... agar teri sansein bandh ho to apni sanse jod denge..
7.Socha tha har moar pe tera intezar karenge....
parr
kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli..!
8.Woh barsat ki raat akeli bhigi ladki bhiga badan bhige zulfein bhige hont, usne mujhe dekha, dono ki nazre mili, use dekh ke aisa laga ki...
Kal use zaroor sardi hogi !
9.Lalu went 2 USA 2 learn English. After 3months, Rabri Devi called Bush and asked whether Lalu is learning English. Bush replied "e sasura nehi na sikh payega."
10.There r 3 basic rules for having good teeth..
Rule 1.Brush twice a day.
Rule 2.Visit your dentist twice a year.
Rule 3.Don't take panga with me.
11.A mad dog was chasing a sardar. Sardar laughs while running.U know y? He says: Kamaal ho gaya,mera to AIRTEL ka connection hai, phir bhi HUTCH ka network follow kar raha hai...!
12.If ur world is spinning round and round and ur heart is beating fast, do u think it's love?
No..It's high blood pressure.
13.Mulk k ek sarhad hoti hai, bachche ki ek zidd hoti hai, kab tak intezar karu tere sms ka, kanjusi ki bhi ek hadd hoti hai..
14.Maryada Purushottam Prabhu Sri Ram ko lanka par attack karne k liye 500monkeys ki zaroorat hai.499 bhej diye hai.SMS pahuchte hi turant niklo. Jai Sri Ram..
15.Doctor to Sardarni:- U look further weak and exhausted! R u taking 4meals a day as I had advised? Sardarni:-Oh my God! I heard 4males a day..
16.Judge asks a man: why didn't u kill the man instead of ur wife? Man replies: Bcoz it's easy to kill my wife once than to kill a new man each week..
17.Man b4 marriage-roses r red,skies r blue,like it or not I love u. Man after marriage- roses r dead, I'm blue,someday or not I'll kill u.
18.When everything goes wrong & everyone is against u,I'll come close 2 u, hold ur hand and take u 4 a walk across the bridge and show u where 2 jump..
19.Dosti gazal hai gungunane k liye, dosti nagma hai sunane k liye, yeh woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nehi, kyunki hausla chahiye dosti nibhane k liye..
20.Good looks catch eyes but Good personality catches heart. U r blessed with both. Flattered? It was sent to me.I just wanted u to read..
21.Having a friend so sweet, so caring, so sincere, so true is a treasure..I can imagine how rich u r for having me..
22.Mallika Sherawat's husband's prayer: Lord give me the wisdom to understand my wife, love to forgive her, patience with her moods. But don't give me the strength or I'll kill her..
23.A fire broke out in a girls' hostel..It took 3hrs to control fire and 5hrs to bring the firemen under control..
24.We met,it was by chance.We met again,it was luck.We became friends,it was destiny.We are still friends,it's our decision.We will always be friends, that's a promise.
25.2 devils came my room at night.They wanted 2 make trouble for good people.I suggested ur name.But they said: 'No,we can't disturb our boss'!
26. A betrayed lover:Koi pathhar se na maare mere deewane ko, Koi pathhar se na maare mere deewane ko, Bomb ka zamana hai, Ura Do Saale ko !!
27.Suraj bana to badal bane, Chand bana to tare bane, Husn bana to deewane bane, Kuch to baat hai aap mein, yuhi to nehi Pagal Khane banein..!
28.Someone asked"Sardarji, suhaag raat kaisi rahi?" Sardarji replies:"Oye kya batau yaar, Saat baar missed call ho gaya aur Aathwi baar mein account mein balance hi nehi tha."
29.Dark were those days without ur sight, When I was in darkness, u gave me light.U gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank u so much,U TUBELIGHT !!
30.Tez hawa ka jhonka aya sath me tere khushboo laya.Tab mere dil me khayal aya, Mera dost aaj bhi nehi nahaya..
31.Duniya bahut hai par itna samajh lo pass rehkar bhi rishta
khaas nahin hota,aap dil ke paas ho itne ki duuriyon ke bhi ehsas
nahin hota.
32.Bhikari:Saheb! 1 rupaya dedo.
saheb:kaal aana
Bhikari:sala is kaal kaal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye phaase huye hai.
33.Bear,Lion& chicken discuss who is most feared?
Bear-I roar,forest trembles
Lion-I roar,jungle shakes
Chicken-I cough & whole world panics...!!
34.Husband n Wife hotel gaye,1 lady ne Husband ko hallo kiya.Wife-kaun thi woh?Husband-Dimag kharab mat kar,main pehle hi pareshan hoon ki woh bhi yehi puchhegi....
35.Pani me pathhar mat maro,use koi aur bhi pita hoga.
Jina hai to kas kar jio,kya pata tumhe dekh kar koi aur bhi jeeta hoga.
36.What does the computer think when u r sitting in front of it?
Guess
Intel inside,Mental outside.
37.Latest Shayari-
Mere sMs ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye,
Mere sMs ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye,
Jo reply na kare uska mobile Fanaa ho jaye..Wah Wah!!
38.If a fat girl is waiting for a bus at a bus stop,what will u call her in one word?
Think..
A little harder
One last minute...
MOTIVATING...!!!
39.Lohe ko loha kaat sakta hai.Heere ko heere kaat sakta hai.Zeher ko zeher kaat sakta hai,Tum plz apna khayal rakhna,Tum ko KUTTA kat sakta hai....
40.Man in rush bus touches lady.
Lady:U'r touchin ur thing to me.
He:Sorry mam,it's my salary in my pocket
Lady:You got salary hike 5 times
in last 10 min.
41.Thought of the day:
"early 2 bed & early 2 rise makes ur grlfrnd go with other guys".
42.Shayari by sardar-khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahin tha,
khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahin tha,khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahin tha.Raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahin tha..wah!wah!
43.Once upon a time a legend used 2 send sms & fools used 2 enjoy them....
legend is back....
& da history continues.
44.What is Fashion Designing?
Too many brains, with too many ideas,working on two little pieces of cloth...To cover two little tits of a model.
45.Namaskar Yeh male/female jaach sewa hai.Agar aap Female hai to 3msg kare,Male ho to 2msg kare aur inmese koi nahi toh kuch na kare hume pata chal jayega.
46.Ek ladka Ek ladki k sath baitha tha.Dusre din kisi aur k saath.Teesre din koi aur thi.Moral: ladkiyan badal jate hain,Ladke nahi badalte.
47.Sardar ko uska Sasur peet raha tha,Why? His wife delivered a baby.Doctor sent him SMS "Mubarak ho.Aap Baap ban gaye." Sardar forwarded it to all.
48.Do pyar karne walo se log jalte hai,tarah tarah ki baatein karte hai,jab Chand aur Sooraj ka hota hai khulkar milan,to use bhi log Grahan kehte hain...
