A man is cruising along the highway and he's a little late for work, so he's going about 15km/h over the speed limit. He passes over a bridge only to find a spietkop with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait. The spietkop pulls him over, walks up to the car, and with the trademark patronising spietkop smirk, asks, "What's your hurry?" The man replies, "I'm late for work."
"Oh ja," taunts the spietkop, "and what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," answers our man. The spietkop stammers, "A what?" "A rectum stretcher," he repeats. "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," says the guy, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then, slowly but surely, i stretch, until the rectum is about six feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which the guy politely replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Extracted from FHM Joke Book 2003

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