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....:by Bree:....

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..::..LIFE AS I KNOW IT..::..
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1. There are eight letters in 'I Love You'. There are also eight letters in 'Bullshit'.

2. Always remember, it's down the road not across the tracks. Make it count.

3. I am perfect. It's just in that sorta fucked up kind of way.

4. We all hate mainly as a result of love or jealousy.

5. Every person should know when to try harder and when to walk away.

6. A muffin is nothing more than an ugly cupcake. Heheh

7. A song can serve as a photo album in your mind. . . Or a time machine back to a place you never wanted to leave, or maybe a place you never want to revisit. Music can actually define significant events, or envoke spontaneous emotion. Never underestimate the power of music.

8. Stupid people shouldn't breed.

9. Organized religion is another world for cult.

10. If you have nothing to die for, you have nothing to live for.

11. Pain can be quite fun when administered with passion.

12. Love is as uncomplicated as nailing grape jelly to a tree.

13. 'Normal' is a theory not a state of existance.

14. Love without trust is truely and honestly not love at all.

15. Kurt Cobain was accurate when he said that a friend is nothing but a known enemy.

16. Jesus does exist. He mows my lawn every Saturday.

17. My parents always said that I could grow up to be anything I wanted. I became a bitch.

18. I take comfort in the knowledge that unpleasant people inevitably get their just desserts.

19. No matter how good somebody looks, someone out there is sick and tired of their shit.

20. You must 1st love yourself before you are truley able to love another.

21. I may not be a superhero. . . But I have been known for saving the world since jesus bounced.

22. Much like Kurt Cobain, I too would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.

23. When in doubt, play eenid meenie minee moe. Heheh

24. Remember, email communication is about as secure as skywriting.

25. Gossip is a sign of an uneventful life.

26. Thinking before I speak beats apologizing later.

28. I can't change my past, but I can decide which parts to remember.