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+ Im so goth that I wonder if my dogs collar might look better on me.

+ Im so goth I stole my dogs collar.

+ Im so goth that the suicide hotline operaters have asked me to stop calling.

+ Im so goth that I stopped taking my medication so I could be more goth.

+ Im so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.

+ Im so goth that I think Jesus may have been a vampire.

+ Im so goth that whenever I knock on someones door they give me candy.

+ Im so goth I don't paint my fingernails black, I bash them with a hammer.

+ Im so goth that when I go outside the sun sets.

+ Im so goth that my black eyeliner wears black eyeliner.

+ Im so goth that the dark is afraid of me.

+ Im so goth I killed myself. . . Twice.

+ Im so goth that before they let my date into my prom, they checked him for pigs blood.

+ Im so goth that I feel prettier with a black eye than without.

+ Im so goth that when I smile everyone asks me what's wrong.

+ Im so goth I was born with black toenails and fingernails.

+ Im so goth I thought my first name was 'Bipolar' since thats what my parents called me until I was old enough to read.

+ Im so goth my soul has piercings.

+ Im so goth that my childhood nicname was 'Wednesday'.

+ Im so goth I show affection with flesh tearing bites.

+ Im so goth that when I turn Jake on, rigormortis sets in. :)

+ Im so goth I buy my jewelry by the pound.

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