69 Comments:
how do you know a lawyer is well hung? you can't get your fingers between the rope and he's neck
26.10.2007 13:44 CEST
What are three things a black guy can't get ? A black eye A fat lip and a job. (kavico)
02.08.2006 09:55 CEST
What are three things a black guy can't get ? A black eye A fat lip and a job. (kavico)
02.08.2006 09:55 CEST
Why was the computer tired when it got home ? It had a hard drive. (kavico)
02.08.2006 09:50 CEST
yo mama's like a doornob, evry1 gets a turn (unrecognized)
01.12.2005 03:15 CET
Yes (unrecognized)
22.11.2005 23:40 CET
Why did the girl through the clock out the window (shakemaster2006)
17.10.2005 22:47 CEST
Mom (shakemaster2006)
17.10.2005 22:44 CEST
Chat (shakemaster2006)
17.10.2005 00:47 CEST
Shakemaster (shakemaster2006)
11.10.2005 00:02 CEST
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE MEDICINE THATS BOTH AN APHRODISIAC AND A LAXATIVE AT THE SAME TIME......ITS CALLED EASY CUM,EASY GO (tangocindy)
My joke: why was 6 scared? Cos 7 8 9 (minkeyatjo.com)
It is always better for a women to marry an Archealogist, coz he will show more interested in her as she grows older. :-) (rgk9997)
Yo mama'so fat she made her picture on the wall fall (bkazaa)
whats the bird of hope? A Dove the bird of love? The Swallow (nickswithenbank)
A baby monkey said to her mother,''why are we so ugly?''she reply,'you should thank god for the way u look,u should see the person reading now!!!! (cdogit)
A baby monkey said to her mother,''why are we so ugly?''she reply,'you should thank god for the way u look,u should see the person reading now!!!! (cdogit)
On the 1st wedding night BILGATES wife got to know why he named his company MICROSOFT. (randichod)
UR MUM SO OLD WEN SHE FARTZ DUST CMZ OUT (baadshahtaref)
Your mums´ so stupid she stared at a orange juice bottle for 5days because it said concentrate on it! (rotfuchs)
What did the elephant say to the naked man?...its nice but can you pick up a peanut with it.? (rockstarz3)
Knock, knock, who´s there? Boo, boo who? Don´t cry it´s only a joke (timjwardle)
One day a big guy walks into a pub and says 2 the barman ´poor a drink, or...´ and the barman does so. The next day the same thing happens, so the guy decides he´s had enough. The next day the guy bangs the mug on the counter, ´Poor a drink, or...´ and the barman gets up from under the table and asks ´Or what?´ and the guy says ´Or a glass of water, please.´ (guest152)
Never Enough Little Johnny comes home from his first day at school.His mom asks, ´Well son, what did you learn today ?´ Looking miffed, little Johnny replies, ´Obviously not enough.´ ´Why do you say that?´ asks his concerned mom. ´Because they want me to come back tomorrow!´ (guest152)
A man goes to the library and asks to borrow a book on Suicide. ´GET LOST´says the librarian,´you wont bring it back´! (sexyjaney)
What do you call a dog wit no legs? Anything you want but it wont come to you (j3551ca)
Why did the blond tiptoe past the pills cabnet (132465laura)
yo mum has had more plastic sugery then michael jackson (lmoorezorro)
yo mum is so fat when she burped it caused global warming (lmoorezorro)
Whats the difference between women and computers? women wont accept a three- and-a-half-inch floppy. (jw17121970)
Ur mums like a bowlin ball she´s been fingerd, thumed but she stil cums back 4 more (stuart pearce) (bufftones.com)
When ur mum jumped into da sea all da whales sang we r family (stuart pearce) (bufftones.com)
Ur mums like a bowlin ball she´s been fingerd, thumed but she stil cums back 4 more (stuart pearce) (bufftones.com)
There are 256 bones in ur body.Would u like another? (moon147)
Your mum is so fat when she walks the street she has to say road tax (hafeez_hameed)
Your mum is so eat kfc give her i 10% discount (hafeez_hameed)
Your mum is so fat she has to use jet packs to get up the stairs (hafeez_hameed)
Your mothers breath stinks so bad that it blocks off my phone recption (hafeez_hameed)
Your mother is so ugly god looks at her and says that couldent have been one of my creations (hafeez_hameed)
When santa clause came for christmas he realised it was your mothers house and ran back up the chimney (hafeez_hameed)
Your mum is so old she farts out dust (hafeez_hameed)
Your mum is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch (hafeez_hameed)
Your mum is so fat your dad has to feed her with a boomarang (hafeez_hameed)
Your mum is so ugly she can turn madussa into stone (hafeez_hameed)
Whats red and hairy? A fanny rash! Lmao (guest1234)
Where do cows like to go on an evening? The Moo-vies! (jw17121970)
Q. Wat hapend 2 da frog that parkd on da yellow line... A. it got toad (mc akg, aznation) (akagor98)
Knock knock. Whos there? A. A who. A mosquito bit me on the bum. Knock knock whos there? Andy. Andy who? Andy did it again! (callan.doherty)
Knock knock, whos there? Done up. Done up who? Ah u done a poo! (callan.doherty)
Litle grl saw 2dogs shagin, her mum sed they wer bakin cakes. I no u +dad wer bakin cakes lstnite cz i likd the icing off da sofa! Lol i no its sick bt funi!! X gud site! X (katememate03)
How do you make an idiot get stressed? I\´ll tell you later. (tamdang)
How do you make an idiot get stressed? I\´ll tell you later. (tamdang)
Yo mamma\´s so dumb she revised for a drug test! (alihussain220)
Yo mamma\´s so dumb she revised for a drug test! (alihussain220)
An english man,an irish man and a scottish man have 2 cross a desert wiv 1 item 2 help them 2 survive.The english man goes first and chooses an umberella,he is asked 4 a reason, he says it wil giv him shade,now the scottish man has 2 go and he chooses a litre of water,he is asked 4 a reason and says incase i get thirsty.Finally the irish man has 2 go and he chooses a car door, he is asked 4 a reason and he says if it gets hot i can wind the window down (miini)
what do you call five blondes on roller skates a ~ mobile sperm bank (lazydays2)
A man and woman have a car accident and their cars are completely smashed up but they don\´t have a scratch on each other. The man says \´This is a sign from god he wants us together\´.The woman then says my wine bottle is ok so lets celebrate\´. The man drinks half the bottle and gives it to the woman. He asks her why she doesn\´t want any and she says she will wait for the police. (saalzalam)
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are standing in front of a vortex that sucks people into it when they are lying. The redhead walks up to it and says, \´I think I\´m the most beautiful woman in the world.\´ She gets sucked in. The brunette then walks up to it and says, \´I think that I\´m the most beautiful woman in the world.\´ She gets sucked in too. The blonde then walks up to it, she\´s about to say the same thing as the other two did, but she is only heard saying, \´I think - \´ whilst getting sucked in. (jonf)
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are standing in front of a vortex that sucks people into it when they are lying. The redhead walks up to it and says, \´I think I\´m the most beautiful woman in the world.\´ She gets sucked in. The brunette then walks up to it and says, \´I think that I\´m the most beautiful woman in the world.\´ She gets sucked in too. The blonde then walks up to it, she\´s about to say the same thing as the other two did, but she is only heard saying, \´I think - \´ whilst getting sucked in. (jonf)
