Definitely
Nursery school teacher says to her class, ´Who can use the word ´Definitely´ in a sentence?´
First a little girl says ´The sky is definitely blue´ Teacher says, ´Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange...´
Second little boy...´Trees are definitely green´ ´Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.´
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
´Does a fart have lumps?´
The teacher looks horrified and says...´Johnny! Of course not!!!´
´OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants...´