<1>Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there 2, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! Ha.The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
<2>I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry I cry.U lauf I lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... I lauf again.
<3>if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!
<4>I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
<5>You are Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
<6>3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
<7>I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
<8>I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
<9>Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
<10>u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
<11>Flowers die, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die.
<12>U r a nice person...but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...1st. pray to God so that u can live....2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
<13>Rose,Lotus,Tulip,Orchid,Sunflower,Jasmin,Lilly. All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun ki Gobhi ke phool ki baat hi alag hai.
<14>I love u, i love u, i love u, i love u, i love u, i love u, don't be crazy, i love other alphabets also like v,w,x,y,z.
<15>Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!
<16>CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
<17>Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!
<18>What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
<19>Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
<20>Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..<21>Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
<22>If you are a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating their food?
<23>Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.<24>Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
<25>Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...? Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....? Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...?
<26>Telling a lie is: a fault of a child, an art of a lover, an accomplishment of a bachelor & a matter of survival of a married man ;)
<27>What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
<28>What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
<29>Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai.
<30>Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye
