Heres a warning about a wart,
a real bad liar, always getting caught,
its a genuine freak, a slimy sort,
hell is its ideal holiday resort,
a lesson in warfare is wot it was taught,
now its sits there, nerves all fraught,
shaking bad, needing a snort,
of the drugs its ass sale bought,
wishing that it hadnt been caught,
wishing its IQ wasnt nought,
that it coud dream up a proper retort,
the fact is this is a braindead wart,
it thought its lies woud be bought,
it didnt think it woud be fought,
it didnt think I woud slap it 4 sport,
and all it coud do was click report,
and pray my slaps woud be cut short,
so bigger slaps is what I brought,
it retreated back 2 its dreamland fort,
its near its yacht in dreamland port,
that it fantasises that it bought,
wiv the profits from its book export,
'its great 2 be me' cries the wart,
and 'I'll get u, I'll see u in court'
right b4 I cut it short and wiv a slap I
deport,
its evil ass 2 its favourite resort
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