I heard this croaking from a toad,
a fat warty creature sat in the road,
it had no home, no fixed abode,
so angry it was about 2 explode,
shaking and twitching, its eyes they
glowed,
like it was about 2 shoot its load,
croaking crap like it was code,
lying and hatred was wot it showed,
it spewed it daily, load after load,
the bullshit really flowed and flowed,
it started 2 believe the crap it crowed,
stuck in fantasy island mode,
so I thought 2 myself that I shoud goad
it and slap it till its brain cell slowed
then kick its fat ass down the road,
truth is my shoes are 2 good 4 the toad,
and if I kicked it theyd probably corrode,
I shoud put it on the lawn and get it
mowed,
as a reward 4 the hatred it sowed,
that woud teach that slimy toad,
4 taking a wrong turn down my road
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