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Your Jokes (Pls Write) - zakku
Pls Write ur Jokes Here! U Can Add Both Hindi n English Jokes Here!
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There were two christians travelling in a plane behind them was a muslim as they realized that a muslim was travelling with them.they started talking loudly with each other james said to tim.tim where are you going hopefully to dubai tim Nah there are so many muslims. Street and roads are flooded with them then certainly you are going to iran. Are you mad the muslim in iran are more fatatic and mad then dubai.the muslim sitting behind them cannot hear all that was said he thougt and said hey you both go to hell? There you will not find any muslims.
One day my friend brought a clock from dubai he told me it is sold for 5 lakh i was shocked and asked him why is it so expensive what is its quality he told me wait until the time reaches 2 o'clock i waited until 2 o'clock when it reached 2 o'clock suddenly a parrot came out and shouted the time is 2 o'clock i told my friend it is very good clock then i called my other friends showed them and when i called the media and people of nation to see the watch they asked how much is this clock my friend told 5 lakh they asked what is its quality my friend told them wait until time reaches 3o'clock th...
Zakku ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ink 4 pen,pen 4 letter,letter 4 u,u 4 me. 09.06.2006 13:02 CEST, pacho
Sun love star,star love moon,moon love u,u love me. 28.05.2006 21:00 CEST, pacho
Phone pe. ME: main yahase bol raha ho. SARDARJI:main bhi yahi se bol r
The wind,The wind...,Naughty wind...that blows the girls skirt high... But god is clever, he sends the dusts along the winds to close the boys eyes...!
TEACHER:Why Majority Of South Indians r Black? SARDARJI:Bcoz Majority Of South Indians r Always Watching Sun TV, Udaya TV, Surya TV...
I have a lovely gift 4 u...... Close ur eyes....ready... 1................2................3 u did'nt closed ur eyes. So no gift. only GOOD MORNING...!
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