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Jokes in zulu | hleka



Jokes in zulu
I gal frnd yami inomlenze owodwa kodwa iyathanda ukuthi bby lets take a walk.
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UMFUNDISI: Sizocela abanezinkinga emakhaya abo basondele. Kwasukuma owesimame enamehlo abomvu sengathi ubekhala usuku lonke, wabe eseyibeka inkinga yakhe wathi....

UNKOSIKAZI: Sanibona egameni lenkosi! Bathandekayo nginenkinga ngendoda yami... Bazalwane sithi sivuka nje ekuseni... Ipipi, sihambe sigeze, sothi siqeda nje ukugeza nanto ipipi, ngiphumula uma esaye emsebenzini uyothi lapho ebuya ipipi,sibuka i TV ipipi,before silale... Ipipi,siyavuka ipipi phambi kwabantwana ipipi, emotweni ipipi ningibona ngi nje namuhla amehlo ebomvu kanje ngibulawa ipipi lendoda yami.....

ABAZALWANE: Hhawu! Kodwa nkosi yami.... Indoda enjani lena? Saligcina nini thina? Amadoda ethu elibele utshwala nje?

UNKOSIKAZI:Uthi angasukuma nje sengiyazi ukuthi sekuyiskhathi sepipi... Bazalwane ngisizeni umyeni wami usebhema kakhulu! Angaz ukuthi ngenze njani ayeke ukubhema ipipi nalendlela.

ABAZALWANE: Hhawu!! Kanti usho lelo? Uyadakwa kanti.


************************************************Iphephanda isolezwe likhiphe udaba ngendoda etholakale idlwengula inja... Umbono ovela kumfundi walephephandaba............................
Mhleli ngibhala lencwadi mayelana nodaba oluphume ephephandabeni lakho ngenyanga edlule, loludaba lumayelana nendoda esiphendule inja yayenza intombi yayo. Mhleli ngithi ake niyeku ukuthanda izindaba zabantu kangaka, umakungukuthi lendoda ilale nenja wena uhlushwa yini ngalokho' wazingani noma kade bethandana nalenja ekade elala nayo?... Mhleli lendoda kade ingayidlwenguli leyanja kodwa kade bethandana, ngoba phela kuba ibingafuni ukulala naye bekumele imlume. Umbuzo wami uthi ibingamlumi ngani? Kuyacaca ukuthi ayikho lento aboshelwe yona. Kodwa maseskhuluma iqiniso mhleli , ibingaze ilingeke nayo leyandoda,phela yinhle leyanja ngayibona kahle njengoba nesthombe sayo sasiveziwe. Phela i-darkie leliyana futhi isbutubutu kamnandi yabuye yanqunywa nomsila, i we-we yahlala obala. Nawe wawungalingeka..mhleli. Yimina "ukhothipani"



Usomatekisi nomfundisi bafe base behlangantshezwa ngu st. Paul (uPawulose) emasangweni asezulwini. "woza kina," kusho uPawulose kusomatekisi. Usomatekisi wenza njengoba kushiwo. Bamkhombisa indawo azohlala kuyona eyi-minsion ene-swimming pool enkulu nokuningi okuhle okuwubukhaz khazi. Wasuka lapho uPawulose waya ku mfundisi wamusa emkhukhwini one-TV endala nombhede oyisikebhe. Wakhononda umfundisi, "mina bengishumayela izwi lenkosi kungani ngihlaliswa endaweni ebhedayo?" waphendula uPawulose,"ngesikhathi ushumayela bebelala abantu esontweni kanti usomatekisi ubegijimisa itekisi kuthandaze wonke umuntu"


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UMKHULU UTHOLA INKINGA.

Nangoke umkhulu wangasekhaya ufica abafana badla amaqanda e-restaurent,yena ufuna ukuzithengela inkukhu manje umdayisi ungumlungu kanti umkhulu usekhohliwe ukuthi yini inkukhu ngesingisi.wavele wathi i want their mother esho ekhomba amaqanda ngekhanda.

INDODA EFIHLA UMTHONDO
Wathi umfazi endodeni yakhe baba sengikhathele manje ukwazi umthondo wakho ngoba usuphakathi namhlanje ngifuna ukuwubona ngamehlo, yakhuza yababaza indoda yathi uzowubona bese uwenzani,usungenwe ubufebe*ithetha indoda*

INDODA IDAKIWE
Indoda idakiwe yangena e_toilet labesifazane ingaboni, amemeze amantombazane "ey hey this is for the ladies. Ibheke ngakubona lendoda bese ikhipha ongakanani umthondo iwuthuntutha, qede yathi this is also for the ladies


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