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SMS Jokes 41-50 | sardarji


SMS Jokes 41-50
41:-) What do you do when a sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
42:-( What will Santa do after taking photocopies? He will compare them with the original for spelling mistakes!
43;-) Why does Santa have TGIF written on his shoes? Toes Go In First!
44:-D When the Titanic was drowning, an Italian asked Santa: How far is land? SANTA: Two kms. Whe Italian jumped in the sea and asked: Which direction? SANTA: Down!
45:-l KBC 2 (English) AMITABH: Your last question for two crores. What is your dad´s name? SARDAR: (Laughs) AMITABH: Why are you laughing? SARDAR: You didn´t give options!
46:-) A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said: I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I´ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever and there were far too many characters. The librarian replied: Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book!
47:-( Sardar was hurriedly f***ing a girl in the car. A policeman came and asked him: What are you doing? Sardar said: I am f***ing a girl. The policeman said: Now its my turn. The sardar said: I have never f***ed a policeman!
48;-) A fat NRI sardarni goes to a gurudwara with a mannat. She tells the giani: Gianiji, main aaj bhot vaddi aass leke aayi hoon. Giani says: Maine dekhya jab tune matha tekya!
49:-D Doc told Santa, who had 4 children in 4 years, through an interpreter that he absolutely had to wear a condom because as long he wore it his wife could not have another baby. A month later his wife Santo got pregnant. Doc got very angry. He called Santa and gave him a long lecture through the interpreter. He asked Santa why he hadn´t worn the condom. Interprter said: He swears he did wear it and never took it off.
Doc shook his head: In that case ask him how the heck his wife is pregnant again. Interpreter said: He says that after 6 days he had to pee so badly that he cut the end off!
50:-l Sardar gave 36 roses to his girlfriend, who thrilled, undressed, lied down spreading her legs and said: This for the roses. Sardar said: Why? Can´t you find a vase?!


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