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SMS Jokes 61-70

61:-) REPORTER: To what do you attribute your success? BUSINESSMAN: I decided to make a honest living and there isn´t much competition!
62:-( When I was interviewed for a job, they asked how I´d feel about having a woman as my boss. I replied: Well,I´d feel right at home!
63;-) A Chinese athlete recently set a terrific record for running over mountains, valleys, woods and swimming across lakes but it was all in vain. He was recaptured!
64:-D A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law´s death. It also inquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies: Don´t take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes!
65:-l After a quarrel, wife said to husband: You know, I was a fool when I married you. Husband replied: Yes dear, but I was in love and didn´t notice!
66:-) Italian govt is installing a clock in the leaning tower of Pisa. Reason? What good is it if you have the inclination but not the time?
67:-( A man met a genie who told him that he can have whatever he wanted provided his mother-in-law got double. The man thought for a moment and said: OK, give ne a million dollars and beat me half to death!
68;-) These days too many beautiful women are spoiling their attractiveness bx using four-letter words like don´t and can´t and won´t!
69:-D Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old. He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
70:-l To take the trickster into his confidence, the judge said: How can you swindle people who trusted you? TRICKSTER: Judge, you can´t swindle people who don´t trust you!


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