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SMS Jokes 101-110 | sms5


SMS Jokes 101-110
101. MAN: Boy, what is your DAD's name? BOY: LAUGHING. MAN: And your mother's name? BOY: SMILING. MAN: You must be kidding! BOY: No. that's my brother. I'm JOKING!
102. EMPLOYER: We want a responsible man for this job. Applicant: That's me. Wherever I've Worked, if anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!
103. A man goes to the lawyer for help. MAN: What's your least expensive fee? LAWYER: $50 for three questions. MAN: That's pretty expensive, isn't it? LAWYER: Yes. So what's your third question?
104. FATHER: Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it? SON: It's not zero. The teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!
105. STUDENT ( On phone ): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come school today. TEACHER: Who is this calling? STUDENT: This is my father speaking!
106:-) Why do boys go tn temple? Because temple is the only place where you can find Pooja, Bhavana, Shraddha, Aarti, Archana, Aradhana, Laxmi, Parvati, Saraswati, Deepa, Bhakti and also Shanti!
107:-( FATHER: Do you like the boy? DAUGHTER: He is too fat. MOM: Dear girl, the TV may be of 14inch or 34inch but the remote is always 6in!
108;-) Small things in life hurt a lot. For example: You can sit on a mountain but not on a pin!
109:-D Who can better your life: Wife or girlfriend? BOTH, provided the girlfriend is yours and the wife is someone else's!
110. A boy went to a cabaret. Angry mother asked him: Did you see anything there that you are not supposed to see? Boy said: Yes mom, I saw dad!


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