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~BlOnDe~JoKeZ~ | twentytwenty


~BlOnDe~JoKeZ~
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Q: How does a bitchy blonde do it doggy style?
A: She takes off her clothes and makes her boyfriend roll over
and beg.
Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: WHY CAN'T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth
Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on
Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes
driving lessons ?
A: You can also sit upright in a car.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of
Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"


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