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=>TNT LOLZ ASS<=
Just Laugh it ouT!
Laughter is Good for the SOUL!
ANG TAWA PAG DI ITINAWA NAGIGING Poo00000tttt.. ~tnt~
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PAUTANG NAMAN

Teryo: ´Pare, pautang naman ng 1000 pesos gipit lang ako ngayon.

Ben Utot: ´Naku pare, walang-wala rin ako ngayon,eh. Bakit hindika magutang kay BOY PANDAK?.

Teryo: ´Hindi pwede pare eh,....SHORT din yung tao!´

SAAN LUMALABAS ANG BATA

Dalagita: ´Inay, totoo po ba na kung saan pinasok ang ano doon din po lalabas ang bata.

Nanay: ´Oo naman anak.

Dalagita: ´ Inay, di kaya masira ngipin ko´.

OLDIES NAG-DATE SA MC DO

Lolo and Lola nag -date sa Mc Do kaya lang naghati sila sa isang meal. Si Lolo kain pero nanonood lang si Lola.

Waiter: ´Bakit nyo po pa hinati?

Lolo: 50-50 kami.

Waiter: ´Lola, bakit hindi pa po kayo kumain?

Lola: ´Gamit pa niya pustiso ko.

WALA NANG KOTONG

Pulis: O, Bayad sa kape ko.

Intsik: Aba, bakit bayad ka?

Pulis: Utos ni Lacson, wala naang kotong.

Intsik: Aba sige, simula nagyon di na ko dura sa kape mo.

SA OPISINA

Pedro: Bad trip.

Juan: Pre, pag bad trip ako I go home, make wild sex with my wife to relax. I try mo.

Pedro took Juan´s advice and returns after two hours.

Juan: How was it?

Pedro: Great! Your house is nice.

MERON AKO

Sexy: hu,hu,hu.......Maawa ka naman.........hu,hu,hu meron ako!

Rapist: Ahh! Walang meron-meron sa akin! Patikim.

Sexy: Aaaaaay!

Rapist: Tangna! Kadiri! Meron ka nga! Meron kang Titi!

Sexy: Sabi ko na sayo eh ayaw mo namang makinig.
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PINOY SEX POEM
Fog must done knew see loom men,
Sue saw knee ah mall lock key
Food die knee ah mass seek keep
See loom men pin nap ant ash ah knee land dough.

Eat two see land dough,
Goose tow last fog in see loom men
At deal a an food die knee loom men.

Ease sang gab be, knee ya ya knee land dough
see loom men mug can two tan
Goose tow knee loom men mass are rap at mall lock
king tea tea knee land dough,
At sob beak see loom men tick man tea tea knee
land dough
At see land dough see knee seep sip mall lock king
sue saw knee loom men.

Gee knock call knee loom men see land dough
Knee love bus sun see land dough
Pear row be thin see loom meen
At two me tea lay, ´Ease up ah!´
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mag-69 tayo
BABAE: Honey, mag-69 tayo. LALAKE: Ano yon? B: Ituturo ko sa yo. (nakaposition na sila e napautot ng 4x si babae). L: Ayoko na !!! Di ko na kakayanin ang 65 pang utot!!
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Sex in Español
What is sex in Español? “Vamos tumba la cama, entrada mi picoy tu fuerta, con atras abante; no pwersa pero sige rapido birada, cargada cemilya todo discarga..ole!!
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Dngerous to your health
GOVT WARNING: Eating female´s organ is dangerous to your health bcoz its 5% urine, 3% acidic, 2% fat & 90% addictive. Hehehe. Eat moderately
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sex at pangungulangot
Inusisa ni Totoy ang
kanyang
tatay.
Totoy: Bakit po masarap ang sex?
Tatay: Kasi, may kiliti o sensation iyon na
katulad
ng nararamdaman mo pag nangungulangot
ka.
Totoy: Bakit po mas nasasarapan ang mga
babae kaysa sa mga lalaki sa sex?
Tatay: Gaya ng nasabi ko, ang sex ay parang
pangungulangot.
Kapag nangungulangot ka, mas nag-e-enjoy
ang
iyong ilong kesa sa ang iyong daliri.
Totoy: Bakit ayaw po ng mga babae na
ginagahasa sila?
Tatay: Iyang panggagahasa eh
maihahalintulad
sa naglalakad ka sa kalye, tapos, may
lumapit
sa
iyo at kinalikot ang iyong ilong.
Magugustuhan
mo
ba iyon?
Totoy: Bakit po ayaw ng mga babae na
makipag-
sex pag nireregla sila?
Tatay: Anak, kapag dinudugo ang ilong mo,
naangungulangot ka ba?
Totoy: Bakit ayaw po ng mga lalaki na mag-
condom kapag nakikipag-sex sila?
Tatay: Ikaw ba eh gusto mong mangulangot
na
may guwantes ka sa iyong daliri?
Totoy: Bakit po sa pribadong lugar ginagawa
ang
pakikipag-sex?
Tatay: Mangungulangot ka ba sa harapan ng
buong klase mo? Gago!!!
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Table MAnners
3 Sisters decided to have their wedding on the same day and their honeymoon on the same apartment in different rooms. on the night of their honeymoon, their mother visited each room.

on the first room, she heard her eldest daughter laughing and shouting (hahahaha). on the second, she heard her second daughter crying (huhuhu). But on the third room it was absolute silence (???).

During breakfast:
Mother: Why were you shouting and laughing lastnight?
Eldest: Ofcourse I was so happy and enjoying!!!
Mother:Wha about you, why were you crying?
Second Child: It was so painful.
Mother: and you were so quite. I wonder why?
Third Child: Diba sabi ninyo DONT TALK WHEN YOUR MOUTH IS FULL. (Ano kaya ang ginagawa nila? juk juk juk)
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Naked Man on the Run
A man was having an affair with a married woman. When her husband had gone to work, her secret lover came ´round. Just as they got down to business, the door bell went. The woman went and peered out of the curtains to see who it was.
´Oh no, it´s my husband, he must have forgotten something.´

The woman went downstairs, and the man jumped out of the window before he was seen. He was totally starkers, so hid behind a bush. About an hour later, a nudist group ran by, doing a marathon. He quickly jumped up, and joined them.

After a while, he got talking to one of them, ´So how long have you been a nudist?´ a man asked him.

´Not long´ he replied ´what about that?´ the other man said to him, pointing to the condom the man was wearing.

´Oh, it was raining when I came out´ the man replie
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A husband said to his wife, ´ I will take a photo of your breast and frame it.´The wife said to her husband, ´ I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it.´ha ha ha lol
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