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oWords Women Useo | whitesideworld


oWords Women Useo
nitegal
FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we
feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to
describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those
arguments.

FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out
the trash, so I feel that it´s an even trade.

NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this
means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually
used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. ´Nothing´ usually signifies
an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE.

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare. One that will
result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the
word FINE.

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means ´I give up´ or ´do what you
want because I don´t care.´ You will get a raised eyebrow ´Go ahead´
in just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will
talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal
statement very misunderstood by men. A ´Loud Sigh´ means she thinks
you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.

SOFT SIGH ~ Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. ´Soft Sighs´
are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is
content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay
content.

THAT´S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can say to a man. ´That´s Okay´ means that she wants to think
long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that
you have done. ´That´s Okay´ is often used with the word ´Fine´ and
used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow ´Go ahead.´ At some point
in the near future...


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