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Adult Jokes
Laugh ur ass off with these humours:-D

A boy who lives on a farm get up 1 mornin&went 2 the kitchen for his breakfast. His mom asked 'did u do your chores?' he said no, so she ordered him 2 do them. Coz he was upset, While feeding the chicken he kicked it, when he went to feed the cow he kicked it&finally the pig he kicked it as well. Now he went for his breakfast&his mom gave him dried cereal. 'what happened to ma eggs and bacon' he said. His mom replied 'i saw u kicked the chicken so no eggs for 1 week, i saw u kicked the cow so no milk 4 a
week&i saw when u kicked the pig so no bacon for one week. Suddenly the boy's dad got up&while coming in the kitchen he kicked the puss&it swirled across the kitchen. The boy looks up at his mom&starts to smile&asks are u gonna tell him or should i?

A teacher asked her class which part of the body goes to heaven first. A little girl replied 'the legs' coz every night i see ma mom's legs up in the air&she is screaming Oh God i'm coming.
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