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¸.•♥ •bangla jokes• ♥•.¸ | a-smstrick



¸.•♥ •bangla jokes• ♥•.¸
Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi
meye amake aaj thappor
merechhe.
Bachchu : Keno ?
Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu
bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka
jaaygata khub sundar ! ;-)
*** **

Biyer kayek bachhor par
Shashur, Jamaike dhoreche.
Shashur : Eki Amit, biyer 6
bachhorey amar meyer 6 khana
bachcha hoye gelo ?!
Jamai : Daddy, ami aapnake
katha diyechhilam, ami jatoi
garib hoinaa, aapnar Meyer pet
kakhono khali rakhbona !
:-)
***********

Husband : Tumi jadi Ranna korte
paarte, Radhuni ke chhaatai
(sack) kore ditaam.
Wife : Tumi jadi kaajer kaaj ta
korte paarte, Driver -ke chhaatai
kore ditaam !
*********

Je lokta Nudist Colony te join
korechhe, tar katha
shunechhen ? Pratham din ta
taar khub SHAKTO chhilo !
*****

Meyeder T-shirt -er upore lekha
sabtheke Funny slogan :
Excuse me, My Face is above !
********

Ami ekta Jangia / brief design
korechhi. Eman shakto je ota
pore aapni jadi 10 tala theke
jhaanpiye poren, aapnar
MAATHA phete jaabe kintu
Jangia phaatbena.
P.S. : Apni bhadralok boley.
MAATHA word ta use korlam,
ASAL WORD ta use korlaamna !
********

Ek Girls' Hostel theke phone
esechhe Police Station -e :
Aamader ekhane daakat
porechhe. 3 ghanta baade dhore
niye jaaben !
****

Aapni Monday, Tuesday aapnar
Office cubicle -e matha phatiye
deadline saamlanor par
saptaaher baki 3 din sambandhe
aapnar kee mone hoy ? :
WTF !
(wed , thurs, fri)
************

Ei SMS ta detect korte paare :
Tumi Purush/Male ki naa
Answer -er Janya
neeche dekho
..
..
..
.
Bewakoof ekhane noy,
Nijer neeche dekho !
****

Ekta meye urine test karate
geche. Test report exchange
hoye geche.
Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant !
Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo,
gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay
na !
****

Mallika Sehrawat Baba Raamdeb
ke jigges korlo : Ami chaan
karar samaykee lagabo jate
amar Jouban surakshita thake ?
Baba bollo:
.
.
.
Bathroom -er darjaa !
***

Bus-e sahajatri Ronny -ke :
Public apanaake dhore petalo
keno ?
Ronny : Arre Kichchu naa. Bus -e
amar passport photo pore
gechhlio. Ami sudhu bollam,
Madam apnar sari -ta tulun ami
photo tulbo !
***

Ronny Phul-shajyar ghar theke
beriyeche. Bondhura bollo :
Boss, 3 din dhore Phul-shajya ?
R: Hatachchara, aage bol,
Vaseline -er jaygaay Favicol ke
rekhechhlio ?
***

Ek daktar Rogir pechhone
dourochche. Sabai jigges korlo :
Kee hoyechhe ?
Doctor : Haramjada 4 baar
Nasbandi karate eseche, aar
pratyek baar lome (pubic hair )
shave koriye paliye gechhe !
***

Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi
Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi
Ami boli:
Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta
tokaa maaro,
Agar dard nahi, to mard
nahi ! ;-)
***

Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole :
Ki bibhotso boro chilo na?
Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na?
Issh! Jodi aro time petam
Samnerbar aro bhalo kore
debo !
Kee kaaj balo to ?
:
:
Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee
bhebechili ? ;-)
***
************

Sholay cinema –te sabtheke baro
Tragic byapar kee chhilo ?
Guess karo, …. Joy –er mrityu,
Hangal –er cheler mrityu…
Konotai naa
Sabtheke baro tragedy : Thakur
Sahab–er eke to wife chhilo na,
tar opare Gabbar or Duto haat o
kete diyechhilo ! ;-)
>>>

Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye
travel korchhe.
Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era
ki apnar bachcha ?
Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom
factory te chakri kori. Era sab
customer complaints.!
>>>

Husband wife –er jhagra
hoyeche. Shute jawar samay
husband bollo :
Good night , 3 bachchar maa.
Wife jabab dilo : good night ek
bachchar baap !
>>>>

Ronny : Janis amar bou jol –ke
khub bhoy pay.
Bandhu : Keno ?
Ronny : Arre kalke ghare giye
dekhi O bath-tub–eo Security
guard -er sange bose achhe.
>>>

Ek bhadralok tar nabalok chhele-
ke : Amar money hoy ekhan
samay hoyechhe tomar sange
Sex niye alochana karar.
Chele : Ha Baba, balo kee jante
chao ?
>>>

Raat dutor samay ekta lok
daughter-in-law–r ghar theke
beriye gelo.
Sasuri dekhlo, kintu kichu bollo
na. Keno ?
:
:
Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu
thi ! ;-)
>>>

Meye : Maa amader gram –e
military eseche
Maa: Bhetore ses jaa, eder
swabhab bhalo naa.
Meye : Maa or Paki military.
Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo
bhetore niye aay.
>>>
>>>>

Q: Purush R Mahilar madhye
difference kee?
A: Mahila ekjan purusher kach
theke anek jinis asha kore
R Purush anek Mahilar kach
theke ektai jinis asha kore ! ;-)
>>>

Baba : Tomake ei meyetake biye
korte hobe . O gunoboti,
rupoboti, bhagyaboti.
Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei
biye korte hobe , karon se
Garbhaboti !
>>>
>>>>

Jakhan ekta golap puro-puri
phute jaay takhan : its ready to
PLUCK
R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer
hoye jaay, she is ready to
:
:
:
VOTE !
Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee ! ;-)
>>>


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