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Bumper Stickers

13th June

Bumper Stickers

- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- Support Cannibalism — BITE ME!
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
- A hard-on doesn´t count as personal growth.
- Don´t bother me. I´m living happily ever after.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- You! Off my planet!
- If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I´ll put shoes on my cat.
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
- You say I´m a bitch like it´s a bad thing.
- Earth is full. Go home.
- Does this condom make me look fat?
- I´m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- I didn´t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

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