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Mr. Mistoffelees | jellicles-v


Mr. Mistoffelees
We have to find Old Deuteronomy
You ought to ask Magical Mr Mistoffelees!
The original conjuring cat
There can be no doubt about that

Please listen to me and don´t scoff
All his inventions are off his own bat
There´s no such cat in the metropolis
He hold all the patent monopolies

For performing surprising illusions
And creating eccentric confusions
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr Mistoffelees´ conjuring turn

And we all say ´ Oh! Well, I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
As Magical Mr Mistoffelees!´

He is quiet, he is small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail

He can pick any card from the pack
He´s equally cunning with dice
He´s always deceiving you
Into believing that he´s only hunting for mice

He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish-paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think that it´s merely misplaced

You´ve seen it one moment but then it is gone!
But you´ll find it next week laying out on the lawn
And we all say

Oh! Well, I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
As Magical Mr Mistoffelees!
Presto!

Oh! Well, I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
As Magical Mr Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well, I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
As Magical Mr Mistoffelees!

His manner is vague and aloof
And you would think there was nobody shyer
But his voice could be heard on the roof
While he was curled up by the fire

And he´s sometimes been heard by the fire
While he was about on the roof
At least we all heard somebody purred
Which is incontestable proof

Of his singular magical powers
I´ve known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
While he was asleep in the hall

And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never!

Was there ever a cat so clever
As Magical Mr Mistoffelees!
Magical!
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say
Oh! Well, I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
As Magical Mr Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well, I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
As Magical Mr Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well, I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
As Magical Mr Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well, I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
As Magical Mr Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well, I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
As Magical Mr Mistoffelees!

I give you the Magical
The Marvellous
Mr Mistoffelees!


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