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The Ad-dressing of Cats

You´ve herard of several kinds of cat
And my opinion now os that
You should need no interpreter
To understand our character

You´ve lerarned enough to take the view
That cats are very much like you
You´ve seen us at work and games
And lernr about our proper names

Our habits and our habitat
But how would you address a cat?
So first you memory I´ll jog
And say a cat is not a dog

So first your memory I´ll jog
And say a cat is not a dog
With cats Some say one rule is true
Don´t speake till you are spoken to

Myself, I do not hold with that I say you should address a cat
But always kepp in mind that he
Resents familiarity

You bow
And taking off you hat
Address him in this form
O cat

Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend
Some little token of esteem
Is needed like a dish of cream

And you might now and then supply
Some caviare or Strassburg pie
Some potted grouse or salmon paste
He´s sure to have his personal taste

And so in time you reach your aim
And call him by his name
A cat´s entitled ot exect these evidences of respect
So this is this and that is that

And there´s how you address
A cat
A cat´s entitled ot exect these evidences of respect
So this is this and that is that

And there´s how you address
A cat


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