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°·.¸FUNNY JOKES¸.·° | mangal31



°·.¸FUNNY JOKES¸.·°
Friends aap agar chahte hai is tarah ke jokes,to mujhe likhe,
°·.¸FUNNY JOKES¸.·°
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टीचर; बच्चो वह चोरी करता है।
इस वाक्य का भविष्य काल बताओ।
एक छात्र:- वह जेल जाएगा
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Arz kiya hai ki,
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher maara,2
Phir kya hua?
Sherni vidhwa ho gai,
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DUNIYA KE 4 MUSKIL KAAM,
1:-HATHI KO DHAKKA LAGANA,
2:-MACHHAR KI MALISH KARNA,
3:-CHEENTI KO KISS KARNA,
4:-GIRAFFE KI GARDAN DABANA,
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SANTA TRANSLATION
1-MAIN AAM ADMI NAHI HOON,
I AM NOT A MANGO MAN,
2-DO AUR DO CHAR,
GIVE AND GIVE FOUR,
3-MUJHE BHI ENGLISH AATI HAI,
ENGLISH COMES TO ME ALSO,
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Arz kiya hai:-Hasino ka kafila mandir ke taraf ja raha tha,
Humne apni taraf bula liya.
Hum to barbad ho gaye,
Lekin bhagwan ko bacha liya,
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Yeh ek raaz ki baat hai,
Kisi ko mat batana,
Nahi bataoge na,
Waada,
To suno,
Gangadhar hi shaktimaan hai,
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Beta:-papa aapki shaadi ho gai ?
Papa:-Haan,
Beta:-Kisse hui?
Papa:-Bewkuf teri mummy se,
Beta:-Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li....
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Ladka:-Hum 25 bhai-behan hai,
Ladki:-Tumhare ghar family planning wale nahi aate kya?
Ladka:-Aaye the par school samajh kar wapas chale gaye......
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Bijli+Badal=Sawan aaya,
Barat+Baje=Dulha aaya,
Phool+Najare=Vasant aaya,
Aap+Aapki Hansi=Bhago Bhoot aaya,...
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Uske kadam jaha pade,
Humne woh jagah chum lie.
Aur woh meri mummy se keh gaye,
Aunty aapka beta mitti khata hai,.....
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Boy:-Teri judai me nind udti hai,
Chain khota hai,jaan jati hai,
Dil rota hai,kuch-kuch hota hai,
Girl:-Doctor ko dikha "swine flue"me aisa hi hota hai.....
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Santa:-(Bus se utarte hi mitti uthake bola)
Ye mitti ki khushboo ki baat hi alag hai,
Banta:-Thik se dekh ye mitti nahi "gobar"hai..
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Gabbar:-Maine aaj basanti ko nahate hue dekha,
Veeru:-Kutte main tera khoon pi jaunga,
Gabbar:-Are yaar basanti ja rahi thi,
Main naha raha tha.....
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Judge:-Is sardar ke dono kaan kaat do,
Sardar:-Nahi main andha ho jaunga,
Judge:-Bewkuf kaan katne se koi andha kaise hoga,
Sardar:-Fir main chasma kaise pehnunga.....

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45 साल का आदमी लड़की देखने गया।
तो लड़की की माँ बेहोश हो गई,
होश आया तो बोली ( 25) साल पहले मुझे भी देखने आया था।
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Raja:-Kal mujhe 10 logo ne pita,
Friend:-Fir tune kya kiya,
Raja:-Maine usse kaha salo ek-ek karke aao,
Friend:-Phir,
Raja:-Phir kya,salo ne 1-1 karke pita,...
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Sher ki shaadi me kutta bahut khush tha,
Sher tu itna khush hoke,
Kyu uchal raha hai?
Kutta-Kyunki shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha.....
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गंजो कि रेस मेँ एक गंजे नेँ मारी बाजी,
मगर ईनाम लेने को नही हूँआ राजी,
गंजे नेँ गुस्से से कहा,ये भी कोई खेल है।
जिसमे ईनाम कंघा और तेल है।
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Santa:-Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho,
Halwai:-30 saal se,
Santa:-Bade sharam ki baat hai,
Tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani,....
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Buddha:-Ladki se takraya,
Buddha:-Sorry,
Girl:-Stupid,
Tabhi ek ladka us se takraya,
Ladka:-Sorry,
Girl:-its ok,
Buddha:-Meri sorry ki spelling galat thi kya,
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Santa:-Mere paas gaddi,bangla,paisa hai tere paas kya hai,
Banta:-Mere paas bhi gaddi,bangla,paisa hai,
Santa:-oye teri ki,fir apni "MA"kiske paas hai,
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EDUCATION SONG
Tution:-Idhar chala main udhar chala.
Math:-Ajib dastan hai ye,
Exam:-Zehrili raate,
Result:-Dhak-Dhak karne laga,
Fail:-Jag suna-suna lage,
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Boy:-Tu dharti pe chahe jaha bhi rahegi,
tujhe teri khushboo se pehchan lunga,
Girl:-Maa kasam mujhe pehle se hi shaq tha ki,
Tu sala "KUTTA"hai
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Ek ganda msg sunao?
Ek ladka hota hai?
Woh keechar me gir jata hai,
hua na ganda,
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Wife:-Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho?
Santa:-Tum bhi to moti ho gai ho,
Wife:-Mai to maa banne wali hu,
Santa:-Main bhi to baap banne wala hu,...


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