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-=SMS=- | merijen666


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Kolkas cia tik keli sms eilerastukai ,bet veliau bus daug daugiau:)
Vaikas ziuri per tv "Teletabius". Ateina mociute ir sako: -Kai as buvau jauna, tai per tv gyvu spermatozoidu nerodydavo...
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Lietuviu liaudies ishmintis: Neimk i shirdi to, kas i kisene telpa!

Roses are red, vielets are blue. The face like yours must be in the ZOO.
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When i was a dog and you were a flower, i walked over you and gave you a shower...
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The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass!!!
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This cat is cat a cat way cat how cat to cat make cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat. Now reat it without ´cat´ ! :)))
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For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world...
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Fuck is nice and Fuck is funny. Many people Fuck 4 money! If you think that Fuck is funny Fuck yourself and save your money.
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When i was a baby, i played with toys. Now i´m a lady and i play with boys!!!
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Kill one you´re a murderes, kill 10 you´re a serial murderes, kill them all, you´re GOD.
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Isejau is proto. Grisiu po penki minuciu.
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Viena blusa soka. Prieina kita ir sako: -Breikas? -Ne, dichlofosas...
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Kulverstukas klausia krokodilo Gienos: -Sakyk, kokios buna razinos rudos ar rudos su kojytem? -Rudos -Ot velnias, ir vel tarakonu prisivalgiau.
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Eina eziukas nakti, atsitrenkia i kaktusa ir klausia: -Mama, ka tu cia veiki?
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Medziu sakos kaip pabuklai, sprogsta pumpuru stebuklai, medmi pakvipo pievos, pienu nusidaze ievos, kiek aplinkui nuostabaus - einam atsigert alaus!!!

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Sukasi ratu mano zapo vairas, as lekiu plentu, mano akys zvairos. Pabundu ryte, guzas kaktoje, zapo nebera, mocia bus pikta!

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Tave as pamaciau, bet pasivyti nesuspejau... Tu nuejai, o as likau, kaip lapas rausvas vejuj...

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Grazu, kai vakaras ateina, kai zvaigzdes mirga danguje.
Bet dar graziau, kai gimsta meile dvieju zmoniu sirdyse!

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Leista myleti, bet neilgai
Leista myleti, bet atsargiai
Leista naudotis meile karsta
Buk su manim tu visada!

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Saulyte jau pramerke viena aki,
o spinduleliai laksto aplink ja basi
isauso naujas rytas
Jau laikas keltis ir vel buti savimi...

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Sunku taves nematyti, sunku buti nekartu
Negaledama taves buciuot ir liesti as kaskart liudziu
Tad bukime kartu, nors sapne - bet tik mudu abu. Saldziu sapnu...

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As noriu, kad mane myletum, kad butu ilgesys sirdy.
Save man amziams pazadetum, dabar, kai tu toli esi...

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Suradus meile, saugot ja mokeki. Tikek...
Sio jausmo nieks neatstos. Baisu...
Jei kam sitdis issekus, kaip upe paliesta sausros...

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Ilgas, ilgas bucinys saldus, saldus tartum medus butukas
pagimdo pirmaja meile

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Nuo meiles niekur nepabegsi
Jinai Tave visur pavys
Ja lyg perkunija ir giesme,
lyg potvyni girdesi vis

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Garbe Dievui litrui,
Jo sunui puslitriui,
Kuris prasidejo is ruginiu miltu,
Kentejo kubile
Ir palaidotas mano pilve.Amen!

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Labas,turiu tau bloga zinia.Ir nepyk,jei nuliudinsiu,bet tau butu geriau tai suzinoti is manes,o ne is kitu.Esme tame, kad Kaledu senelio is tikruju nera

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Kad is dangaus as gaut sparnus galeciau
Ir nestu jie kaip nerami dvasia
Plasnociau as audras iveikes (us), lekciau
Kur tavo nuostabiu akiu sviesa...

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Menuliukas sypsosi issprogines akis, zvaigzdutes nesioja musu mintis, amuras iesko sau nauju auku, o as sakau ´saldziu sapnu!´


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