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Advice from Men to Women

* Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'

* If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.

* Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.

* Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

* Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.

* Please don't drive when you're not driving.

* Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

* The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!

* When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.

* What do you mean, 'leering?' She's obstructing my view.

* When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying 'Oh, this is our exit, Honey' is not really necessary.

* When you're not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself.

* The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.

* SportsCenter starts at 10:00 P.M. and runs one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your sister.

* Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?

* If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?

* You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.

* It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Cosmo quiz together!

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