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JOKES SMS | rajtheboss


JOKES SMS
|| RAJ THE BOSS ||

I want you.
To be with me.
In a nice restaurant!
To have candle light dinner!!
&
say those three sweet words to you....
"PAY THE BILL"

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

3 monkeys were broke out from a zoo.One was sat on the top of the tree,another one was sat on the middle of the tree.And the last one is reading this message.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

A man went for blood test.Nurse took sample but didn't find any cotton.so she sucked his finger.The man become happy & said can I have a urine test next.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

He came at night
Explored my body,
Got on top of me,
Touched me,
He bit,sucked,swallowed,
When he was satisfied,
He left,
I was hurt,
BLOODY...MOSQUITO!!!

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Im in Hospital now.
After 5 minutes,I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me,I will die if I stop
RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Friendship is like 'PEPSI'-yea dil mange more or, 'uro cola'-rhythm of life or, 'Douale cola'-double ur pleasure.But I think this is 'RC cola' -freedom of choice.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

My eye - "miss u"
My lip - "kiss u"
My hand - "need u"
My mind - "just 4 u"
My life - "want u"
Thats why - "I love u"

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Sometimes my mind asks....
Why I miss u?
Whay I remember u?
Why I cared for u?
Then my "HEART" answere...
"Because...
...Mental ptient needs xtra care"

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Adam & Hawa started to love,
Romeo & Juliet Introduced it,
Devdas & Paru suffer for it,
Laily & Moznu died for it,
So what will u do?be carful about love.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Sorry...
Sorry....
Sorry,my jan
Confused?
Arre
Sorry means
S = Some
O = One
R = Really
R = Remembering
Y = You.
And he is me.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Let me guess what u r doing...
Reading book?
Listening music?
Uhu
Watching TV
Hah
Caught U
Reading my SMS...
Oh now ur smiling !
Dekha,
Main kitng buda Astrologer hu?

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Kaha ho? jaha ho wahi pe rehna 3/4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.Tumhari jaan ko Khatra hai....bahar BANDAR Pakadnewale ghum rahe hai !

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

My mobile is not well.
Dr.Nokia told it was due to shortage in vitamin named SMS,
Please help my mobile b4 it dies.Please donate some SMS.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Do u remember the day we traveled in a car ? I put my dog out of the window, u put face out, then people started shouting
"Twins...Twins"

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Tumhare liye raiway ki job nikli hai 25,000 TK.De rahe hai.
Shatabdi Express ki light kharab ho gai.Torch le ke train ke aage bhagna hai.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

One nite devil came
2 my bedroom
They wanted 2 disturb good people.
So I suggested ur name
They saia "Oh no ! We cannot disturb our Boss"

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

One out of 4 people in Bangladesh is mentally unbalanced....
Think of yr 3 closes friends..
If they seem okay,
Then you're the one !

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

No visits...
No calls...
No sms...
No letters...
No missed calls...
I'm worried.
Kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Some one is loving u
caring for u
watching over u
Protecting u
Guess who?
**
*
**
Neighbor's Dog !

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Eyes : To look at u
Hand : To pray for u
Mind : To remember u
Heart : To love u...
And legs : To kick u...
If you forget me!!
Got it I ??

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

I saw u walking at street,Ur face,ur eyes,ur nose,ur lips they were all perfect.I couldn't resist myself so I stared shouting
"The Mummy Return"

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Hame yaad hai o din jab tumne mujhe chup chupke dakhatha,khuli asman ke niche or dustbin ke piche.Maine bola 'hai Tomy' or Tumne bola 'ghau...ghau...ghau...

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

A 55 years woman gets married with a 25 years man.The next morning the man died.The postmortem report said the man died for eating expired milk.Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha..

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

One out of four people in Bangladesh is mentally unbalanced....

Thank of your 3 closes friends...
If they seem okay,
Then you're the one !

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Dhaniy Rs. 3
Mirchi Rs 4
Aloo Rs 5
Kaanda Rs 6
Tomato Rs 10
Palak Rs 15
Yeh sab to mahanga hai par SMS to sasta hai ! Phir karte kyo nahi !

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Azharuddin asked Sangedta Bijlani after their first night "How was the shot between tow fine legs?"
She says "Shot was good,but u r not the opening batsman !!!"

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Husband reading a book on bed with his wife beside.His finger goes to wife's (V).Wife asked him, "wanna sex?"
He said, "No just wet my finger to turn page".

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

Always keep a photo of ur girl friend in your wallet.Whenever u find urself in trouble watch it.U will fell that other Problems r not as big as this one.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

If I am disturbing U....
I am sorry !
But I need to say that .... I ...... I love .............Disturbing U !!!

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<

God apun se Puchha :
"Kidhar Jayenga?
Heaven ki Hell ?
Apun bola : "Hell'
Kyon ki apun ko malum tum udharich Milenga Jaha tum hoeng a who bhi heaven mafaq legengna beedu.

>>>>>>RAJTHEBOSS<<<<<<


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