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does it even matter? | songstress


does it even matter?
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Let Someone Else Worry About All This Nonsense

YOUR PRIOR SEXUAL EXPERIENCES
Unless you've had the clap so many times your college nickname was "Applause".

HIS/HER PRIOR SEXUAL EXPERIENCES
People had your job before you, too. Someone else may have it after you. But it's your job now. Go to work.

THAT YOUR WIFE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE CINDY CRAWFORD
Because then everybody would go around saying, "Hey, look at that a**hole with Cindy Crawford"

GOING TO WORK EARLY
The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

GETTING FIRED
Dismissal from a job is always a promotion in disguise. You can catch an afternoon movie, rethink your career and bring possibility back into your life - all while the guy who just fired you is still at work.

BEING WITTY
A quiet, knowing smile says "mature wisdom" ; a crude joke about a women says, "I haven't been laid in months."

BEING FAMOUS
Monica Lewinsky is famous. Bin Laden is famous. You don't need to be famous.

BEING WEALTHY
Make too much money and you end up wearing too much heavy gold and spoon-feeding Beluga caviar to a chihuahua. Who needs that? :-)

The Bottom Line? Where you're at is where you're meant to be . . . What you have is yours. . . YOURS. . . Ok? Now relax, be cool about it, laugh about it, and enjoy it, hehehe, or do you want to swop places with Monica or Bin? I dont! :-) lol


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